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Uncle Boogeyman posted:this is only true on the third full moon of the year between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM. also, you know too much. don't leave town. I'll just stand in a circle of butter until the moon wanes. Then when you're gone I'm going to eat sticks and sticks of that delicious butter.
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:i love how whenever i even mention veganism otherwise semi-rational people start talking like Nebraskan fourth graders What a clumsy and bad insult.
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K. Waste posted:Or if, via magic, they can turn them into vegetables. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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FishBulb posted:Chemtrails are delicious it just so happens i have a glass of chemtrails right here, if they're so delicious, why don't you drink it? Yaws posted:What a clumsy and bad insult. i'll run the next one by you for proofreading first
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The loving bank closed half an hour earlier than the lady on the phone and the door schedule said it would. gently caress!!!!
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Mar 28, 2015 17:59
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:it just so happens i have a glass of chemtrails right here, if they're so delicious, why don't you drink it? I'm not gunna watch that video because I know what it is and it's funny.
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penismightier posted:Yo quinoa real good. Pop some quinoa in a bell pepper, shove some sausage in there (or maybe, like, black beans?) and you're cooking with gas. Quinoa and cilantro is magic.
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Mar 28, 2015 17:59
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FishBulb posted:I'm not gunna watch that video because I know what it is and it's funny. watching someone say something incredibly stupid and then furiously backpedal is one of life's greatest pleasures
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Mar 28, 2015 18:00
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VEGAN: Big Foot Saved My Life I will never eat any more Big Feet again.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:01
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Aren't vegans are celibate because other people technically count as animal products?
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Mar 28, 2015 18:01
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:i dunno, i really don't think he's topped House of the Devil and it's looking increasingly unlikely that he ever will. Second Honeymoon is pretty good, though. The only thing that HOTD has against it is the senseless pastiche. It adds nothing except a weird, conservative, unreflexive tone to the whole thing.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:03
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Aren't vegans are celibate because other people technically count as animal products? That's what I'm wondering. I know obviously that's not what the majority of vegans are about but I've been on the internet too long to think that absolutely no one is that hardcore.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:03
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:watching someone say something incredibly stupid and then furiously backpedal is one of life's greatest pleasures Like when John Oliver was interviewing that guy about gun control.   
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Mar 28, 2015 18:04
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CPL593H posted:That's what I'm wondering. I know obviously that's not what the majority of vegans are about but I've been on the internet too long to think that absolutely no one is that hardcore. If that's the case I would tell Uncle Boogeyman to say goodbye to baps (of course he'd have to meet them at some point to say hello first so)
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Mar 28, 2015 18:04
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Magic Hate Ball posted:Aren't vegans are celibate because other people technically count as animal products? we do it through a hole in a sheet, actually CPL593H posted:I've been on the internet too long dingdingdingding
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Mar 28, 2015 18:05
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CPL593H posted:That's what I'm wondering. I know obviously that's not what the majority of vegans are about but I've been on the internet too long to think that absolutely no one is that hardcore. I think it's fine as long as they spit it out. It's the same way you might give them the bone from a piece of meat after you've finished eating, so that they can get some of the taste.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:07
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Sir Kodiak posted:I think it's fine as long as they spit it out. It's the same way you might give them the bone from a piece of meat after you've finished eating, so that they can get some of the taste. you're thinking of dogs
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Sir Kodiak posted:It's the same way you might give them the bone from a piece of meat after you've finished eating, so that they can get some of the taste. That's not vegans, you're thinking of dogs. edit: Oh poo poo!
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Mar 28, 2015 18:08
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Dogs are not vegans.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:09
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The best tasting dog meat is fed a vegan diet though
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Mar 28, 2015 18:10
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dogs can actually eat vegan and be fine, from what i'm told. don't try and turn your cats vegan though, they will die.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:13
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I wonder if there will ever be hard evidence that vegans exist. Its fun to watch Unsolved Mysteries episodes on the subject and stuff, but it would be cool if one day there was undeniable proof they were real.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:15
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FishBulb posted:The best tasting dog meat is fed a vegan diet though This man knows the truth.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:16
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Think you guys might be right about that dog thing.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:19
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:dogs can actually eat vegan and be fine, from what i'm told. Cats are, poo poo
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Mar 28, 2015 18:20
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Kramjacks posted:I wonder if there will ever be hard evidence that vegans exist. Its fun to watch Unsolved Mysteries episodes on the subject and stuff, but it would be cool if one day there was undeniable proof they were real. who do you think built the pyramids Literally The Worst posted:Cats are, poo poo my little big man is 13 lbs now
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Mar 28, 2015 18:22
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:my little big man is 13 lbs now how did your anus open that wide
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Mar 28, 2015 18:23
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my buddy tyrone told me vegans aren't even real, they're like fairies or the wwe
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Mar 28, 2015 18:23
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:who do you think built the pyramids Thirteen pounsd of, poo poo
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Mar 28, 2015 18:26
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Literally The Worst posted:Thirteen pounsd of, poo poo probly like 12 and the rest is fur eyes and teeth
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Mar 28, 2015 18:27
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:probly like 12 and the rest is fur eyes and teeth Nope, all; poo poo
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Mar 28, 2015 18:28
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spaceships posted:it's like crossfit for your mouth Mods rename me this plz
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Literally The Worst posted:Nope, all; poo poo dickeye don't you have a cat named Hitler or something
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Mar 28, 2015 18:30
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:probly like 12 and the rest is fur eyes and teeth just a squishy bag of poop wrapped in furry cat skin and you step on it and the side ruptures and poo poo squirts all over your carpet like icing out of a pastry bag
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Mar 28, 2015 18:30
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:dickeye don't you have a cat named Hitler or something Fat Mike. You're probably thinking of my roommate getting mad at me because she was feeling ~emotional~ and I called her a Hitler for not letting me name the cat Ol' Dirty Bastard. Or Biollante. Or any Transformers names. Or Robocop.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:32
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Wait, so vegans do have sex but they can only give birth to cats? This is so confusing.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:32
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CPL593H posted:Wait, so vegans do have sex but they can only give birth to cats? This is so confusing. for the last time, yes
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CPL593H posted:Wait, so vegans do have sex but they can only give birth to cats? This is so confusing. I don't get straight people.
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If you get a phone call from a vegan you die in 7 days unless you turn someone else into a vegan.
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