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Magic Hate Ball posted:I don't get straight people. They're pretty simple. They wear bad clothes and they like giving birth to things that yell and ruin all the fun.
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Realtalk Ol' Dirty Bastard is the only acceptable name for a cat.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:38
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Literally The Worst posted:Realtalk Ol' Dirty Bastard is the only acceptable name for a cat. You've never said anything Real in your whole fricken' life.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:40
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Literally The Worst posted:Realtalk Ol' Dirty Bastard is the only acceptable name for a cat. I'm surprised that you didn't want to name the cat after me. That way you can put your arms around something that responds to it.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:40
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CPL593H posted:I'm surprised that you didn't want to name the cat after me. That way you can put your arms around something that responds to it. Put your arms around my bawait
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Mar 28, 2015 18:41
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Literally The Worst posted:Realtalk Ol' Dirty Bastard is the only acceptable name for a cat. I used to have a cat named Billie Jean King. She was a good cat but it did get annoying having to explain to everyone she was named after the tennis player, not the Michael Jackson song.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:41
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I didn't think people actually watched tennis.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:42
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Skwirl posted:I used to have a cat named Billie Jean King. She was a good cat but it did get annoying having to explain to everyone she was named after the tennis player, not the Michael Jackson song. See, should've named her after ODB. Would have avoided that issue entirely.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:43
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Can vegans watch tennis?
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Mar 28, 2015 18:43
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CPL593H posted:Said man also just came from an actual leather bar. Elm Street 2 is the best Elm Street. It was fun, but I'd have to say that from the first 3, the original is the best because it's so loving wild. CPL593H posted:Can vegans suck dick or does semen count as an animal product? I've never met anyone crazy enough to say that, but I have been asked in earnest several times if vegetarians can do oral.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:44
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CPL593H posted:I didn't think people actually watched tennis. It's a good sport to watch.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:45
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CPL593H posted:Can vegans watch tennis? i like tennis, so i hope so. i'll consult the counsel of elders.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:46
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Ladies tennis is hot
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:It's a good sport to watch. It's okay I guess but there are better ones.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:47
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CPL593H posted:I didn't think people actually watched tennis. I really wanted to name a cat Billy Dee Williams, but her brother didn't look like a Billy Dee Williams. His name his Tex, but I wished I'd named him Elvis Catstello. Of course if I had done that I'd probably start calling him just Elvis, then have to explain his name is a pun on Elvis Costello, and he's not named for Elvis Presley.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:48
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:It's okay I guess but there are better ones. sports that are fun to watch, in order: 1. Baseball 2. Football 3. Tennis
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Mar 28, 2015 18:49
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:sports that are fun to watch, in order: Basketball, is dope
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Mar 28, 2015 18:50
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Baseball is super boring if you aren't there live and or drunk
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Mar 28, 2015 18:50
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FishBulb posted:Baseball is super boring if you aren't there live and or drunk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGybS6TWEM
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Mar 28, 2015 18:51
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:sports that are fun to watch, in order: I've been digging basketball lately. It helps that the Warriors are killing it.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:51
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Baseball just doesn't work for me aesthetically, though going to a game and hanging out outside on a nice day is cool
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Mar 28, 2015 18:52
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Minor league ball is usually pretty fun, they gotta keep it interesting with stupid poo poo like dancing peppers
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Mar 28, 2015 18:53
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i can go to a basketball or a hockey game and have a great time but watching them on tv is torture (basketball slightly less so than hockey)
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Mar 28, 2015 18:53
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FishBulb posted:Baseball is super boring even if you are there live and or drunk
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Mar 28, 2015 18:58
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i forgot boxing, boxing's cool too. MMA is okay.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:59
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:i forgot boxing, boxing's cool too. MMA is okay. I didn't appreciate boxing until I read Joyce Carrol Oates. Ken Burns documentary on Jack Johnson is pretty loving dope too, though my then roommates gave me some really weird looks when I said I needed the tv for the next 3 hours because I was going to watch a movie about Jack Johnson. They were less confused once they realized it wasn't the lovely white musician.
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morestuff posted:Baseball just doesn't work for me aesthetically, though going to a game and hanging out outside on a nice day is cool Baseball is extremely aesthetically appealing IMO, the nonstandard parks feel very old-timey and freewheeling to me for example. The problem is that it's dull, doesn't matter whether you're there or not, whether you're drunk or not.
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Mar 28, 2015 19:14
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"when you watch basketball, that's action. when you watch baseball, that's suspense." - Alfred Hitchcock
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Mar 28, 2015 19:18
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FishBulb posted:Minor league ball is usually pretty fun, they gotta keep it interesting with stupid poo poo like dancing peppers One of the traditional promotions in Syracuse was the Taco Bell K-Man. If he struck out at any point during the game, everyone got a free taco. This inevitably lead to my favorite part of baseball games: chanting TA-CO TA-CO TA-CO at some poor fucker. One time a guy got called up to the majors like a week after he was the taco man.
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Mar 28, 2015 19:19
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:i forgot boxing, boxing's cool too. MMA is okay. MMA is fuckin dope. Watch Kimbo Slice vs Houston Alexander for a real nailbiter of a match. (It's three rounds of two huge guys circling each other to the point where even the ref goes "Okay gentlemen let's do this!" in an attempt to get them to take a loving swing)
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:"when you watch basketball, that's action. when you watch baseball, that's suspense." - Alfred Hitchcock
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Mar 28, 2015 19:36
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Watching The Visitor (1979, music by Franco Micalizzi) for the first time and Lance Henriksen just referred to the sex he just had as a "two ball explosion." dope
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Mar 28, 2015 20:06
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Two Ball Explosion is my porncore band
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Mar 28, 2015 20:11
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Basketball used to be good but now it kinda sucks. Baseball needs steroids back badly but attending a game to pass time with friends on an afternoon and soak in atmosphere is great. American Football is cool since it is an American institution of building children toward being gladiators and destroying their bodies and minds and the lives of people around them for entertainment. Boxing is no longer relevant. MMA is okay. Soccer has more entertaining fans than the game itself. Xtreem sports ain't my thing. NASCAR is lame but Fast and Furious street racing is fun. Pro Wrestling when good is awesome. Rugby rules. Playoff hockey is drat fine. Cricket is classy. Dark horse for future sport made American: Buzkashi.
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Gatts posted:Basketball used to be good but now it kinda sucks. Basketball is the best it's ever been right now.
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Mar 28, 2015 20:14
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Please don't say bad things about MMA MMA is the light because it is legal cage fights
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Mar 28, 2015 20:16
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all boring sports really must bow before soccer
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Mar 28, 2015 20:17
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YTOTD is, uh, this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuap4wIGSLg
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:all boring sports really must bow before soccer Like because it's the king of boring? I dunno it's up there but baseball is worse to me. Anonymous Robot posted:YTOTD is, uh, this: I can't believe I watched that whole thing. FishBulb fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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soccer is the national sport here. it's dull and a bad game. sometimes people do cool things with their feet and the ball. other times the goalie does a nice thing, too. most of the time it is bad.
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