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ThePriceIsRight posted:also wtf there is this belly dancer who says she works out every day (sunday-saturday) but she's definitely chubby. wat Either she eats a shitload of food and drinks a shitload of soda, or she's lying about the workouts. Probably a mix of the two.
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ThePriceIsRight posted:so is 'down to chill' a classier way of saying dtf? yes and belly dancers are rarely the hot fit women these days. its more of a fat empowerment thing
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In my old city there was a troupe of belly dancers. We called them "The Muffintops" Fun fact: apparently you tip belly dancers just like strippers
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Mar 27, 2015 17:25
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C.P.A.N. posted:Fun fact: apparently you tip belly dancers just like strippers
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Mar 27, 2015 18:16
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one of the more depressing experiences of my life was going to a stripclub and seeing the look of disappointment on the chubbiest girls face and outright staring at the prettier skinnier girls. it was v sad and i dont like stripclubs
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Mar 27, 2015 18:17
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from the fatshaming thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACBQ5Zj3Zao enjoy
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Mar 27, 2015 18:19
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Gimp Fack posted:from the fatshaming thread 
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Mar 27, 2015 18:31
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Mar 28, 2015 21:27
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Noctone posted:tinder seems kind of pointless when you can just go to a bar and do pretty much the same thing in a much more efficient fashion Physically going to a bar and talking to a bunch of women (the majority of which won't be interested just because of the vagaries of attraction) is more efficient than sitting in your sweats, swiping right until some girl messages you her number and you go on a booty call.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:11
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I like hiking and going on adventures. Also message me if you have a beard. Every girl's profile in Colorado.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:23
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ThePriceIsRight posted:so is 'down to chill' a classier way of saying dtf? brah did she just start? I went on a date with a girl who turned out to be fatter than i thought and she'd just started to belly dance. a year later and i saw some of her pics online... RIDIC. She looks incredible now. so if your gal has just started... stick with her and you'll reap the rewards.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:49
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No because fatness increases over time
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Mar 28, 2015 23:03
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Star Man posted:I like hiking and going on adventures. Also message me if you have a beard.
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Mar 28, 2015 23:04
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only if you're a perma-stationary goon/goonette/troon
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Mar 28, 2015 23:05
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Sheep-Goats posted:No because fatness increases over time Fatness is mathematically a logarithmic curve.
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opus111 posted:only if you're a perma-stationary goon/goonette/troon Only if you're not a six sigma anomaly This post written in a supine position atop a foam bed after messaging a stupendously out of my league girl on a website called OK Cupid
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Mar 28, 2015 23:21
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lol she replied. This date is going to be like the one with the pretty anesthesiologist where about halfway through she had just decided to be a dutiful good date despite her having everything in her life sorted that I have profoundly hosed up apart from the whole being tall and white things.
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Mar 28, 2015 23:28
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Sheep-Goats posted:lol she replied. Dude you have all points covered. White and tall. just get a dip ring depending on area and race you're going after amd you'll be squared
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Mar 28, 2015 23:39
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Aferisan posted:lol if you think bars are anything but places to purchase overpriced drinks while groups of people ignore each other and only hang out within whatever group they came with. I go to bars alone all the time. I make lots of casual acquaintances and a few friends here and there. Sometimes I get some dates, and occasionally I even get laid from bars! But if you dont have the confidence to talk to girls randomly at bars what the gently caress good are you on an OKC/Tinder date? Do you basically just awkwardly sit around and hope she let's you hold her hand or something? Pro-Tip for online dates: plan your first date so you are walking distance to another cool place. 30 minutes into your first date, you have A Great Idea! If she goes with you to the next spot, you're in! You have officially shown your date (who is online dating for a reason... Which is loneliness), that you are a can-do guy, or at the very least not a total pussy and will attempt to have sex with her; which, since she's doing online dating, she is probably after. If she's tired or too busy for the next spot, she probably doesn't like you. Her profile says she's not into one night stands or casual flings? Well its not nice to call her a liar, so just RESPECTFULLY try to gently caress her; hold her hands and kiss her cheek before you put your hands down her jeans. Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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Mar 28, 2015 23:45
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goon advice is the best
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Mar 28, 2015 23:57
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while on your date just politely reach across the table and squeeze her tit. this shows her that you're a confident guy that knows what a woman wants and also that you're good with your hands. she says on her profile she doesn't like to be assaulted indecently by goobers, but deep down she wants that tit squeezed. maybe even suggest about plugging all 3 of her holes on the drive home
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Mar 28, 2015 23:59
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Tumble posted:But if you dont have the confidence to talk to girls randomly at bars what the gently caress good are you on an OKC/Tinder date? lol you're dumb as hell.
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LeoMarr posted:Dude you have all points covered. White and tall. just get a dip ring depending on area and race you're going after amd you'll be squared Do you mind if I dip while I watch u shower babe
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Sheep-Goats posted:Only if you're not a six sigma anomaly I am doing the same thing but the username is different 
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol you're dumb as hell. *sits in corner of bar with similar friends, doesn't see the point in meeting new people in an environment that has literally existed for thousands of years specifically to get people to meet new people." "Guys, let me tell you why I know a lot about online dating."
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Mar 29, 2015 01:45
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Tumble posted:Her profile says she's not into one night stands or casual flings? Well its not nice to call her a liar, so just RESPECTFULLY try to gently caress her; hold her hands and kiss her cheek before you put your hands down her jeans.
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Tumble posted:*sits in corner of bar with similar friends, doesn't see the point in meeting new people in an environment that has literally existed for thousands of years specifically to get people to meet new people." You're real dumb. I know a girl on okc or tinder already finds me attractive. I don';t know that if I walk up to a random girl at the bar and it sucks knowing a bunch of guys probably already hit on her and perhaps she's sick of it for the night. Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 02:33 on Mar 29, 2015 |
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LethalGeek posted:I know chicks have to say this in some attempt to discourage idiot guys from messaging them "want some gently caress?" but anyone else have the experience where this is almost never true in practice once you're out on the first date? Basically women are sick of being hit on by who they perceive as idiots who only engage them to gently caress. Yea, if you're out on a date with a girl whose profile says "no casual sex!! serious relationships only!" and you're hitting it off, guess what! You guys could very easily hook up once or twice no big deal, because you took the time to actually make her laugh and be a Cool Dude. If you can't regularly get laid from OKC or whatever, you really should kill yourself for being socially inadequate. It's pretty obvious it's just an online bar. Tumble fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Mar 29, 2015 |
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Mar 29, 2015 02:48
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Yawgmoth posted:Also in Minnesota. Fuckin' hipsters. Sup Minneapolis homie. Being beardless in this town is pretty rough sometimes.
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You find something interesting about me besides my appearance (I know I'm attractive but my innards are even more attractive!) 400 lbs
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What I’m doing with my life Music I’m really good at Rapping Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Michael Jackson The six things I could never do without Music Make joke Money Mess around with people Looking in the mirrors Looking mean I spend a lot of time thinking about Music On a typical Friday night I am Making up different kind of rap You should message me if If u want to but i don't do nude remember that so don't message if u all about sex n hiting n rape girl ok
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Ninja Pangolin posted:Sup Minneapolis homie. Being beardless in this town is pretty rough sometimes.  I'm beardless and I have no interest in "dive bars" which means the entirety of uptown is pretty much a write-off. Also when did they change the meaning of "dive bar" to mean "bar with poo poo lighting"? I had a roommate when I moved here take me to a "dive bar" and it was surrounded by $100k+ homes, with a leatherbound beer and wine list, free wifi, and a charcuterie spread on the menu. The only thing that made it seem like a dive was that the lights were dim and a few of the tables could have used a bit of refinishing. And every single person there looked like they had taken a bus from MCAD there.
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Yawgmoth posted:
Yeah I went to one a couple months ago where the back of the building had a chicken wire ceiling and lo and behold everything on the menu's twenty dollars, poo poo's ridiculous.
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"I started up my own little group called Rush(Recreational Use of Substances Hinderer) we are a small group(and by small i mean just me but im looking for more people) that goes out that educates people on safe drug use and safe sex. Still in the start up stages but I hope it grows and i`m throwing a lot of time into it. I like to party and i want people to be safe so i figure this would be the perfect time to do both before school. I am very connected to the earth and its oceans. I have been a druid of 2 years(in this life) and have continued my path and quest for wisdom and the protection of our earth. I am a monogamous gender fluid pansexual. What that means is that i am a hybrid and I don`t care what sexual organs you have. It is about personality and the quality of your soul. If we have a connection that is another matter and i actually need to get to know you. I'm not really into big muscular guys, mostly just gender fluid, Agender, trans people, and women."
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Hellequin posted:I'm not really into big muscular guys, mostly just gender fluid, Agender, trans people, and women." IE: not men. Just say it, it's ok. I feel the same way but I just say I'm bi and not bog down everyone with the details cause no one really gives a poo poo.
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LethalGeek posted:IE: not men. Just say it, it's ok. I feel the same way but I just say I'm bi and not bog down everyone with the details cause no one really gives a poo poo. But what about boosting your special snowflake-ness?
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Yeah I went to one a couple months ago where the back of the building had a chicken wire ceiling and lo and behold everything on the menu's twenty dollars, poo poo's ridiculous. You're also hosed if you don't hunt or fish or do redneck poo poo if you want a gal outside the cities.
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Yawgmoth posted:
My experience dating women from South Minneapolis has been that everyone says they love dive bars and adventures and hiking and riding bikes and poo poo, but they want to go to Icehouse and get tired on the way back from the DQ in Minnehaha Park. I'm trying to figure out a system to separate the posers from the people who want to go out and do real poo poo, but it's proving difficult.
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The North Tower posted:But what about boosting your special snowflake-ness? That would require ME to give a poo poo haha. but this is the tumblr age where you have to be open to all genders/types/bodies/whatever instead of admitting you have types or god forbid if you're straight.
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