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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Strontium posted:

We don't do miracles, but Laserbomb and I felt the need to make this one better.



This is the best Intelligent Life there's ever been

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chautauqua

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...
Now replace them with Barry from Archer.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Phantom Classic





Radio Patrol




Crimefighting in this town is just a neverending clusterfuck.


Rip Kirby





Big Ben Bolt






Pictured: An actual smile.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe

Strontium posted:

We don't do miracles, but Laserbomb and I felt the need to make this one better.



This is actually pretty good.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Selachian posted:

... said the guy who just made a Dark Crystal joke.
I'm aware I was walking a fine line there, but I still submit what I did was different because I made an actual joke. There's nothing wrong with referencing pop culture from the past--Sally Forth does it all the time and often successfully in my opinion--it's just that simply saying the title of a couple shows isn't enough.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Mar 28, 2015

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Oh look it's Dustin the lazy loser slacker volunteering as the local little league coach.

Bleeker

If robot of the future truly have hammerspace then I want one.

On the Fastrack

It's cubic zirconia. Faith in humanity destroyed.

Safe Havens

So...you probably already screwed your kid up by screwing up your DNA?

Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Mar 28, 2015

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
The baby will likely come out as an incipient soup of malformed organs and translucent bones.







Sorry, I've wanted to use that phrase since Oct 30th, 2006: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10302006

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Johnny Aztec posted:

The baby will likely come out as an incipient soup of malformed organs and translucent bones.







Sorry, I've wanted to use that phrase since Oct 30th, 2006: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10302006

God I hope so, but it'll probably just come out with some quirky difference, or powers

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Isn't this generally how X-Men works?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
She gives birth to this

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

SomeMathGuy posted:

Most of all, though, I can't quite figure out if I'm supposed to have opinions about this character at all or if this is just some badly executed "Hahaha man art classes amirite?" "humor."

This poo poo makes Andrew Dobson's art professor look subtle.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic




The Phantom will die by snu-snu.

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

Julet Esqu posted:

Phantom Classic








Calling it that the Phantom ends up in that outfit to infiltrate.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
I couldn't not post this:


The end to the Boo boo dum dum head saga.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

drat it Theron! Can't you hypnotize the fire into thinking it's actually soap bubbles or something?

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Theron gestures hypnotically: "Everyone survived!"

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Bismuth posted:

She gives birth to this


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Non Sequitur



"Redistributed facts". I kind of like that phrase.

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



A Pigborn crossover in this 9 Chickweed Lane 3/28/2004



No, the question should've been "what were you smoking, and can I have some".

Zits



How the gently caress does that even happen?

Kevin & Kell



I'm lost. Why is this a problem that Wendel's doing this?

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set is probably against ObamaCare.


Working Daze goes for the nostalgia points again.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



I'm lost. Why is this a problem that Wendel's doing this?

Child labor? v:v:v

Although it doesn't explain why it's okay if a bear or a wolf does it. Maybe it's supposed to be a meat eater's job for reasons.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze goes for the nostalgia points again.


EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Skippy (January 28, 1928)



Peanuts (April 1, 1959)



They decided not to go with March 30, 1968. Check your calendar to see why.



Funky Buddyblog



Popeye



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (November 22-23, 1926)





Curly's story ended a little bit differently than the last one.

\/\/\/ I don't think even a ranch hand like J.R. Williams would stack bullshit that high.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 28, 2015

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

That, or Curly's story selling is another story! It's embedded narratives all the way up! :tinfoil:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Cricken_Nigfops posted:

I couldn't not post this:


The end to the Boo boo dum dum head saga.
I didn't remember this from the original run but man was it good.

And on top of that the Curly saga ended well too. It's a good day in comics--or I guess more accurately it was a good day in comics on two different days many years apart.

F Minus



Looks like any mutt to me.

Mary Worth



Man, he can really move with that cane.

Rex Morgan MD

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Johnny Walker posted:

F Minus



Looks like any mutt to me.

I may need to get an avatar of this.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Emo Kid is the only one who gets it.


Sally Forth



The Amazing Spider-Man


She must have really strong arms.


Juliet Jones


No way, man. You're totally fired.

That's what she should say, anyway.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

The art class in Luann seems like a perfectly reasonable lesson, except it's happened over like 5 weeks instead of a single class session, which is all this whole thing should have taken.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

How this arc need to end:

A man in a trench coat bursts into the art class. “Stop right there! This man is an impostor! His real name is Professor Moriarty, from the psychology department! This whole class has been nothing but another of his nefarious experiments in human behavior! The real Zebo has been tied up in his basement all along!”

Moriarty shakes his fist angrily. “Curse you, Dean of Student Affairs! You’ve foiled my plans for the last time!”


How I know it will end:

Luann becomes so inspired by the awesome Zebo that she decides to become an artist herself. The End.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

You describe a fantasy scenario of how that arc "needs" to end but at no point in that story did Luann get dropped by the syndicate in favor of a better strip by a young up-and-comer deserving of a big break.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Emo kid would probably make the best artist of the three of them.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
I've flushed better artists than any of them.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Random Nemi.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Somebody make sense of this solution for me, please.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
It's the only pair of doors in the world without handles on both doors, it seems

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Evilreaver posted:

It's the only pair of doors in the world without handles on both doors, it seems

But you knock open the glass and reach through to get at the doorknob, don't you? Even for an Inspector Danger this is confusing me.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Wanamingo posted:

Somebody make sense of this solution for me, please.

The door that's open has no handle, so the clues are arranged to suggest that it was broken to reach the interior handle - but that would require the door with the handle to have been the one that was opened, as those sides of doors swing open first. Then explain that as if you were the Inspector Danger writer, while in no way visually indicating that this door makes any sort of logical sense or being at all consistent about your depictions of handles in the series, and I imagine you get the blurb in question.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Or someone could have smashed the "wrong" door window, opened up BOTH doors and then pulled one of them close as they left for some reason.

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Mercedes Colomar fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Mar 29, 2015

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