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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian
Starc is a nightmare.

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Holy gently caress, Australian aren't loving around.

Steve Evets
Feb 6, 2006

hahhaaha great start

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Well that's less than ideal

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Well that's not good.

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
Foot on the throat right at the start

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
It's so weird to be disappointed by an early wicket to the opposition.

Aargh
Sep 8, 2004

Nice

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


You guys will have to make up for ACC with your posting.

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

The Deadly Hume posted:

It's so weird to be disappointed by an early wicket to the opposition.

Yeah I feel the same way.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
:holymoley:

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
what an opening over

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Why would anyone bat like that to the best odi bowler in the world.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I thought we should have bowled first

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Yeah that's just a massive wicket for all sorts of reasons, boy's are gonna have to dig deep now

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Josh Lyman posted:

You guys will have to make up for ACC with your posting.

Would you cut off a testicle for a Kiwi win mate?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Burn Down Canberra posted:

Why would anyone bat like that to the best odi bowler in the world.
McCullum working as intended.

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
Hahahahah here comes the bloodbath I wanted :hellyeah:

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

I'm not sure which is worse, McCullum going for 0 in the first over, or the boner medication advert my stream gave me afterwards.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Airstream Driver posted:

Would you cut off a testicle for a Kiwi win mate?
I believe the offer was to give up a testicle, not cut it off myself.

Would you deal with smelling like poo for a year?

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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Great start boys, let's keep this going.

NIGARS
Sep 12, 2004

yeah nigars

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Why would anyone bat like that to the best odi bowler in the world.

He literally cannot play any other way

Also this is the perfect start for New Zealand, wouldn't want our inevitable victory to be too straightforward.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

NIGARS posted:

He literally cannot play any other way

Also this is the perfect start for New Zealand, wouldn't want our inevitable victory to be too straightforward.

He definitely can, as shown by his recent test performances. It's just not the gameplan they went with for this tournament.

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
gotta play your shots mate

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





monkeu posted:

Hahahahah here comes the bloodbath I wanted :hellyeah:

Keep practising those conversations in your head.

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

No bat on that, the front on view showed it hit the pad first clearly. Interested to see if that was hitting the stumps.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Its not that he was aggressive it was that he was dumb.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
Mitchell Starc has become insanely good at this ODI thing

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Mitchell Starc way too good. loving perfect line & length constantly.

Dumb Username
Oct 20, 2012
Which Australian looks closest to Hitler?

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001

Dumb Username posted:

Which Australian looks closest to Hitler?

The one drinking all the Fanta.

asdfsdfg
Jan 1, 2006

NIGARS posted:

He literally cannot play any other way


God, what an idiot. He was just trying to slog it. No thought or reason. Just wanted to hit it big. Now he gets to go down in history as having a duck in the first over of the first WC final that NZ got into. Good job.

Wafflecopper
Nov 27, 2004

I am a mouth, and I must scream

Windmill Hut posted:

No bat on that, the front on view showed it hit the pad first clearly. Interested to see if that was hitting the stumps.

Yeah it looked to me like his bat was behind his leg when the ball hit him.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Dumb Username posted:

Which Australian looks closest to Hitler?
Tony Abbott

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Cat Terrist posted:

Mitchell Starc has become insanely good at this ODI thing

I hope he brings this confidence to England with the red ball.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Wafflecopper posted:

Yeah it looked to me like his bat was behind his leg when the ball hit him.

Tubby decided he hit it first so we don't need to see any more.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Dumb Username posted:

Which Australian looks closest to Hitler?

Shane Watson looks pretty Aryan

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008
Get it over with in two hours so everyone can go to the beach imo, one of the last good days we will have till summer

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Haha the ole top edge six.

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Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Boundaries too small at this postage stamp ground, mishits for 6 smh

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