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cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

FrozenVent posted:

In Quebec yeast is called dough powder and baking soda is called little cow.

Why come?

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Because they always gotta be different about everything. :canada:

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006

And they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
~Zou bisou bisoooouuuuuuuuuuu~

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuyCtvNF0w

Russians doing stupid instructional poo poo on youtube is just the best.

Meatwave has a new favorite as of 21:54 on Mar 27, 2015

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.
Doritos in a pepper mill is still not as bizarre and stupid as the Doritos consummé.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


cobalt impurity posted:

Doritos in a pepper mill is still not as bizarre and stupid as the Doritos consummé.

But Doritos soup! That video should be reposted because the thread missed it tripping over themselves to make waffle iron jokes.

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Len posted:

But Doritos soup! That video should be reposted because the thread missed it tripping over themselves to make waffle iron jokes.

The perfect recipe for adding that Southwestern kick!

#lifehack: trick yourself into thinking you're an epicurean because you turned literal garbage into consummé!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Meatwave posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuyCtvNF0w

Russians doing stupid instructional poo poo on youtube is just the best.

Related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8SxryW_7Jg (side effects of vodka)

This, my friends, is a proclick.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012



same

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


Meatwave posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuyCtvNF0w

Russians doing stupid instructional poo poo on youtube is just the best.

I love this guy's channel. It's good watching.

Tasty_Crayon
Jul 29, 2006
Same story, different version.

Meatwave posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuyCtvNF0w

Russians doing stupid instructional poo poo on youtube is just the best.

Wodka.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

It's a pity you can't really see the chainsaw that well. The cut from sip to flailing overhead skate charge really blindsided me.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

OctoberBlues posted:

Have we discussed this show? Because I saw part of it last night and holy poo poo is it awful...

http://www.trutv.com/shows/hack-my-life/index.html

There's a marathon on right now.

One of the hacks was literally "make a fake neck brace to get out of helping your neighbor move"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Ribbed for who's pleasure?

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




amityville anus posted:

Ribbed for who's pleasure?

mine :mrgw:

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

What kind of idiot has a banana protector but throws their lunch in a brown bag to be smooshed around their backpack by 6 pound textbooks?

If you're that anal about your lunch, get a lunch pail.

Kugyou no Tenshi
Nov 8, 2005

We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Meatwave posted:

If you're that anal about your lunch, get a lunch pail.

Pretty sure the banana protector is because they're only anal about bananas :pervert:

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Pretty sure the banana protector is because they're only anal about bananas :pervert:

Whoever runs the Groupon Facebook page deserves a raise. :awesome:

Weatherwax
Aug 17, 2008

Meatwave posted:

What kind of idiot has a banana protector


We bought one of these some years ago, because our son loved bananas to a scary degree. They suck so hard! They are not bendy at all, so only very exclusive bananas, that fill the criteria fit in this thing.

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

Weatherwax posted:

We bought one of these some years ago, because our son loved bananas to a scary degree. They suck so hard! They are not bendy at all, so only very exclusive bananas, that fill the criteria fit in this thing.

In truth I only bought it because I felt I owed it to the store clerk to make a purchase after snapping in half the first one I tested for bendability.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

jeebus bob posted:

In truth I only bought it because I felt I owed it to the store clerk to make a purchase after snapping half the first ones I tested for bendability.

Reading comprehension.

Lifehack: only buy products that you have tested for bendability.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:17 on Mar 29, 2015

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Karate Bastard posted:

Reading comprehension.

Lifehack: only buy products that you have tested for bendability.

This is how I ended up with four dead turtles and a paralyzed cockatiel last time I went to the pet store

Wastrel_
Jun 3, 2004

Read it and weep.

ChaosArgate posted:

It's a fairly common thing in Asia, I believe. The Vietnamese do it, though they tend to use sealed bags. I don't think it's a good idea when cups are readily available, but culture, what can you do? :shrug:

It used to be rather common here as well (Singapore), but plastic cups are dominant these days. It actually is quite convenient and easy to use, and no, we don't forget and accidentally set those down. We hang them on desk drawer handles and the like. Some people even have disposable hooks at their cubicles for this specific function!

FAROOQ
Aug 20, 2014

by Smythe
what a stupid loving nation

cobalt impurity
Apr 23, 2010

I hope he didn't care about that pizza.

Wastrel_ posted:

Some people even have disposable hooks at their cubicles for this specific function!

Now see, this is the perfect lifehack. Someone invested time, engineering, and money into solving the wrong problem.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Otana posted:

Whoever runs the Groupon Facebook page deserves a raise. :awesome:

This is hilarious, so earnest yet sarcastic.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


cobalt impurity posted:

Now see, this is the perfect lifehack. Someone invested time, engineering, and money into solving the wrong problem.

http://www.command.com/wps/portal/3M/en_US/NACommand/Command/Products/Catalog/?N=5584741+5924736+3294529207&rt=r3 Probably something like these which have lots of uses beyond "holding bags of drinks"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

a paralyzed cockatiel

Did you go back to the store to complain?

KillerEggplant
Apr 2, 2011

LoonShia posted:

Did you go back to the store to complain?

It wasn't dead. It was just taking a nap.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

KillerEggplant posted:

It wasn't dead. It was just taking a nap.

twas pining for the fjords

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
*grabs jim beam, shambles out of the devastation that used to be the liquor isle* dish'll be purrfeckt for my bender I'll have toof deese please.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

This is how I ended up with four dead turtles and a paralyzed cockatiel last time I went to the pet store

:laffo:

Clever makeup #lifehack or allergic reaction? You decide

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
The irritation would make your lips puffy, so I guess it would work yeah.

Probably don't want to kiss anybody, though.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Lifehack: Just wear rubber lips and you'll be immune to the cayenne kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hXX5dD8O9A&t=95s

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:laffo:

Clever makeup #lifehack or allergic reaction? You decide



Usually cosmetic companies use small amounts of cinnamon oil in their plumpers. Then again this is a #lifehack!!!

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:laffo:

Clever makeup #lifehack or allergic reaction? You decide



As someone with a legit allergy to capsaicin I can confirm this would make my lips, eyes, cheeks, hands and feet puffier. Amazing? No, I don't think blotchy red patches are the intended effect.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lifehack: Everyone knows carbon dioxide is bad for youre body. Its what you breath out, your'e body doesnt want it. You can't put a plastic bag over your head, cause then you can't get rid of the carbon dioxide. Dangerous! You get pale and you can dye! But theres a different carbon monoxide called carbon oxide that maes you heathier! That's why car exhaust smells good, thats right, cause it has carbon oxide in it! You breath it and you trick the hemoglobin in your blood to get redder! Let surgery wait, just let the engine run a few minutes longer before you get out of your car to not look old and tired you can take years off you life!!!! Doctors hate this one weird trick cause it cheats them out of a lot of expensixe appointments!!!

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