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Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Byron making GBS threads on people paying for a PPV

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:35

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

My ultimate hopes are that Brock retains and keeps the championship as an unattainable prize for special events. Then they use Cena and Bryan to elevate the Intercontinental and US titles so they seem like actual huge deal belts in the meantime by putting on excellent matches

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

renee did the dance again!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Yeah he is.

Mount your Friends: WWE Edition

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

BAWRLIN posted:

Bring back more hotwings.

I got 30 wings in the smoker and am about to make a homemade spicy garlic sauce (and I got the mango haberno always)

Plus a bunch of lovely Macrobrews because this is goddamn professional wrestling, not an art gallery open house

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Burying PPVs again, only idiots pay cable companies.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Sky sports not airing pre-shows, so I'm gonna have to wait to see Lana's prettyness and Rusev Mashka

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

JOHN CENA

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

We all love John Cena and the USA.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

They're showing this promo! :toot:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Why does America like such terrible beers?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

Zyla posted:

not nearly enough

this is 4 hours gogog

but I do have to work tomorrow morning

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:14

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

sometimes Cena is okay :unsmith:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

MILLER IS NOT THE CHAMPAIGNE OF BEERS

THATS MILLER HIGH LIFE

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

I'm really excited for an outdoor, daytime Mania because it will feel so different.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Rusev had better win. America will die!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

John Cena is good, when Vince isn't around.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

Why does Byron sound as Nerdy as Corey looks

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Carver Crisis posted:

I'm going to literally die if Roman Reigns wins

Have you made the proper arrangements?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

This Cena promo is amazing :allears:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Zyla posted:

MILLER IS NOT THE CHAMPAIGNE OF BEERS

THATS MILLER HIGH LIFE

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I hope this show owns so you don't feel ripped off

Eh, my expectations are low. I'm sure I can watch some old stuff if I feel really ripped off before I cancel and lose it on April 1st (which I think is how this works).

But appreciate the sentiment. You're a cool dude as always.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Shima Honnou posted:

John Cena is good, when Vince isn't around.

So loving true

HOLY poo poo

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Ages posted:

Why does America like such terrible beers?

because it's all we had for several decades before it became legal for smaller breweries to start popping up and making actual beer

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:15

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

This is probably the best Cena promo of all time. I laughed like 5 times the first time I heard it.

Buying a lawnmower :lol:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

I wish John Cena was my friend and also in the main event

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

Dunbar: Feb 21, 2003

Why is 30 seconds of Cena on Kimmel better than anything he's done on Raw in years

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Best Cena Promo Ever

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Dunbar posted:

Why is 30 seconds of Cena on Kimmel better than anything he's done on Raw in years

vincent kennedy mcmahon, jr

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

AMURRICA

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

That John Cena is good John Cena.

The U.S. title match might be my most anticipated match tonight.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

I like out-of-WWE Cena unlike the shithead in the ring

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Wanna read a book written by Russev

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

I'm chuckling at the giant Pepsi logo looming over the arena.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:16

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

STAC Goat posted:

Eh, my expectations are low. I'm sure I can watch some old stuff if I feel really ripped off before I cancel and lose it on April 1st (which I think is how this works).

But appreciate the sentiment. You're a cool dude as always.

You'll lose it on like, April 28 actually. It's 30 days per pay period IIRC.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:17

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bard Maddox posted:

I wish John Cena was my friend and also in the main event

Every match at Wrestlemania is the main event!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:17

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ages posted:

Why does America like such terrible beers?

Same explanation as most things. America is an island, anything not America is abstract at best.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:17

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Corey Graves looks like a total dickbag.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:17

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:35

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

NAAAN NNANNNTY NAAAAN

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:17

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