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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Sky Shadowing posted:

He knows Superman Punch, Apron Dropkick OOOHHHHAAAAAAAAAA, and BELEE DAT.

I like his Samoan drop too

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

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# ? May 24, 2024 08:09

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

the last shot of the go home Raw to WrestleMania ended with the worst tug of war in history

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Roman Reigns looks like a llama.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Slow-mo dramatic tug of war

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

all my life

people told me

i can't

but

actually

i can

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

SirDippingSauce: Oct 25, 2012; We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.

I have about a gallon of chili con queso bubbling, beer chilling in the fridge, friends on the way. GET HYPE.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, they tried so hard to make that tug of war look good.

They failed.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

neonbregna: Aug 20, 2007

Gonna enjoy wrestlemania ending with Seth getting cheered so hard for taking a dump on roman

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

I CAN WIN

NUH UH

YEAH I CAN

NOPE

CAN TOO

NO WAY

LETS HAVE A TUG O WAR TO PROVE IT

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Dimebags Brain posted:

Nobody is saying "you can't" they're saying "we don't want you to"

Or "we don't care"

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Roman Reigns better blade like Flair and eat Brock alive live on air

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Don't think many people are disputing this.

Actually yes, yes they are. Regularly.

(Roman shouldn't be where he is)

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:58

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

I love hearing the crowd already.

I'm pretty excited. Can't drink until my wife gets home. SHE BETTER HURRY.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

You know what though

That package got me excited for the match

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Dishwasher posted:

It was gonna be real bad anyway.

Hell, is any match on this card gonna be good??!??

rusev/cena

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Does anyone else's network jump back 10 seconds or so a lot? It happens every few minutes for me. Not a big deal, but I am just curious if it is me or common.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

I thought "I can and I will" was what got Heath Slater in trouble with the law

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

First markout moment of the night

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Prediction: Brock and Roman gonna gently caress.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Dr. rear end posted:

You know what though

That package got me excited for the match

Truck Monkey's are literally the best employees of the WWE

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Ribsauce posted:

I guess my point is he isn't pure poo poo like some people say.

hes a bad promo and can do like two moves good. BUT WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE HES NOT GREAT KHALI-BAD

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

WrasslorMonkey posted:

First markout moment of the night

DANGER ZONE

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

Another Person: Oct 21, 2010

Writer Cath posted:

last time we saw rollins peen it wasn't that fluffy

# ? Mar 29, 2015 22:59

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Dr. rear end posted:

You know what though

That package got me excited for the match

Yeah, the Brock/Roman package also got me excited for the New Day match.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

someusername: Jan 26, 2015

Booker: "This is uhmm...uhhh, one of my 31 Favorite Wrestlemania Main Events ever!"

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

Otto von Ruthless: Oct 1, 2014

Ribsauce posted:

Does anyone else's network jump back 10 seconds or so a lot? It happens every few minutes for me. Not a big deal, but I am just curious if it is me or common.

Hasn't happened to me for this show yet, but I get some of that every PPV

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Anime Curator posted:

rusev/cena

Also Rollins/Orton and the IC match.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Ribsauce posted:

Does anyone else's network jump back 10 seconds or so a lot? It happens every few minutes for me. Not a big deal, but I am just curious if it is me or common.

Happens to me very occasionally.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Ok, here comes the REAL kick off

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

uncleKitchener posted:

Roman Reigns better blade like Flair and eat Brock alive live on air

That'd own, yeah

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

Gaz2k21: Sep 1, 2006; MEGALA---WHO??!!??

Goddamnit I ate to much already......

If I'd have known there'd be no rasslin in the first hour I would have taken a longer nap.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/BMAWquZ.gif&v=srhd2fZyDB4&s=163

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Ribsauce posted:

Does anyone else's network jump back 10 seconds or so a lot? It happens every few minutes for me. Not a big deal, but I am just curious if it is me or common.

It keeps happening to me on browser, that or it just skips a couple seconds like nothing ever happened

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:00

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Corporate Kane posted:

all my life

people told me

i can't

but

actually

i can

same except i actually can't

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

He should just blade Flair.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Fiveace Attorney posted:

hes a bad promo and can do like two moves good. BUT WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE HES NOT GREAT KHALI-BAD

Roman's developing that whole "He's so overrated he's underrated" thing.

He's ok. He could be better if booked right, he's being booked wrong so he's worse.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

BAWRLIN: Nov 23, 2003; He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long.

Writer Cath posted:

".....tuuurd."

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Fiveace Attorney posted:

hes a bad promo and can do like two moves good. BUT WE MUST ACKNOWLEDGE HES NOT GREAT KHALI-BAD

He's actually a good promo when not given poo poo material. His lines in that pre-tape ("He feels pain. He can bleed.") are exactly what he should do all the time.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

BAWRLIN posted:

Prediction: Brock and Roman gonna gently caress.

:nws:

:nws:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:01

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