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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push
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Are you gonna be watching this?
Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us? :cry:
Big Show: :350:
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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
new

day sucks

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GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
So is Jey legit hurt or something?

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ch3cooh
Jun 26, 2006

 Usos definitely winning it now that they're down to one

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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Nattie looking like a post-apocalyptic dominatrix and an Uso being injured. This is already the best Wrestlemania.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
lol did they start off Mania with a real injury in the first match

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
NEW DAY SUCKS

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

GenericMartini posted:

So is Jey legit hurt or something?

he's legit fat

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Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Is he going to spin torito or what

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cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
If the Usos win with just one of them...

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Superfaces Cesaro & Kidd hit their signature move on the hated heels New Day, the pin is broken up by also hated heels the Matadors

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
NEW

DAYSUCKS

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

 NEW

DAY SUCKS

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hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

lol did they start off Mania with a real injury in the first match

thought he was already injured heading in

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Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
I guess thats a decent way of getting Jey into wrestlemania hurt

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

GenericMartini posted:

So is Jey legit hurt or something?

He isn't

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
new

day sucks

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
When I say Ooh, ya'll say New Day So!

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Cesaro isn't really over because he's Swiss. -Vince McMahon

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Shima Honnou posted:

he's legit fat
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Fiveace Attorney
Dec 12, 2006

I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!
Whichever Uso was alrready injured before the show

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Smoking Crow
Feb 14, 2012

*laughs at u*

 smarky crowd i love it maggle

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tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



 I no longer give a drat about the rest of this match. Just keep a camera on Natty.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 That shirt looks like it says Wrestleman on the back when it's cut up like that.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Super kick party! Too sweet!

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
 "I am the Tag Team Champions" ~Rightface Uso

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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

 Fatkick party

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Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

 Jimmy looked like his uncle Umaga for a second there :smith:

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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Please debut a wrestler named Daddy Backstage

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 Jimmy Uso's Unstoppable rear end

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
Remember when Big E had a future?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GenericMartini posted:

So is Jey legit hurt or something?

He's been injured for a couple of weeks and wasn't expected to make the show at all, but they decided to just book around it.

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Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Jimmy is cool. Jey is fat and bad and poo poo.

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
 Seems like the crowd is mic'd pretty well, especially considering how it looks like 1/3rd of the crowd hasn't taken their seats yet.

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Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
gently caress the Usos

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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
 SWISS MAN

YOU HAVE NO NAME YOU JOBBER

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Woodchip posted:

All these shadows are distracting.

From whoever's handling the observer account from the stadium

Wrestling Observer @WONF4W
This is easily the sunniest #WrestleMania and it’s almost distracting.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

ch3cooh posted:

Usos definitely winning it now that they're down to one

On the flip side, WWE home town booking clause.

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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
what are you guys commenting on? the kickoff show?

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 The Uso's gear looks less "islander" and more "roman". I wonder if that's intentional.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
 Kofi is still pretty good for a guy with a terrible gimmick.

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