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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Great way to kick off, loved it.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

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# ? May 23, 2024 20:24

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

I was fine with that as a fun "opener" but none of it made any sense

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

Jaragoh: Nov 27, 2004

That was such a clusterfuck of an ending.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Awesome match but I have no idea who was actually legal the last 5 minutes.

That was put together very well

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Really fun opener and the right team won.

Also Nattie looked awesome

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

That ruled.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Cesaro is so over it's crazy. Good thing he's on the pre-show.

Yeah but he's Swiss, so he can't connect with the crowd.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

YES! I have hope for tonight! (Let's see if these words haunt me)

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Is Cesaro undefeated at WrestleMania?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

THIS HAS BEEN A TEST OF THE JOBBER ALARM

GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES AND PLACES OF WORK

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:16

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

that superplex spot was amazing

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

That ruled. Why was that on the pre-show?!

Also I like this set.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Show's off to a good start

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Hace: Feb 13, 2012; <<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

I have no idea what was happening but that was awesome

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

That's not "stealing" a match, that's knowing the rules and following them to the letter. It's the OPPOSITE of stealing a match!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress cesaro

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

gently caress, that was slick.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

That was way more fun than it had any right to be.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

sticklefifer posted:

Yeah but he's Swiss, so he can't connect with the crowd.

it's okay, nattie connects with the crowd

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Abroham Lincoln: Sep 19, 2011; Note to self: This one's the good one

Can they get a new theme now. Hot drat.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Pariah Rex posted:

Is Cesaro undefeated at WrestleMania?

Technically he lost in last year's pre-show as the Real Americans, didn't he?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

my Guild Wars 2 character has the same pants as Nattie

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

That was pretty exciting.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

sticklefifer posted:

Yeah but he's Swiss, so he can't connect with the crowd.

he's only winning over

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Renee Young is crazy pretty.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Good match. Loved all three. Nattie looked awesome.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

The Croc posted:

Cesaro 2-0 at mania the swiss superstreak

he lost a match last year

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:17

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

dang

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

lol my idiot friend who didnt wanna watch preshow gj missing the second best match of the night prolly

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

That's not "stealing" a match, that's knowing the rules and following them to the letter. It's the OPPOSITE of stealing a match!

But have you considered that Cesaro totally stole that match?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

good way to get the crowd hot. fun match

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

gently caress cesaro

Well that's uncalled for!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

That siren is really annoying. It makes me want to hate that cool tag team with two wrestlers I really like and think are underbooked.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

I'm enjoying WWE adopting Dragon Gate tag rules.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

Charles Gnarwin: Jul 31, 2014; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

That match delivered on the most important aspect of Wrestlemania: special outfits. I fuckin hate when dudes wear their regular gear at the biggest show of the year

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

Abroham Lincoln posted:

Can they get a new theme now. Hot drat.

I'm a dumb baby who actually likes the WEEOOWEEOO now

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Excellent way to start poo poo off

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

Mechafunkzilla: Sep 11, 2006; If you want a vision of the future...

Charles Gnarwin posted:

Really fun opener and the right team won.

Also Nattie looked awesome

When doesn't she, though?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:18

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Fat Lowtax posted:

I'm a dumb baby who actually likes the WEEOOWEEOO now

It reminds me of Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner which is good.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

MotU posted:

lol my idiot friend who didnt wanna watch preshow gj missing the second best match of the night prolly

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:19

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