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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

That was so lame.

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

EC3 on twitter.

quote:

Ahahhhhahahahaha eat poo poo fans!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Please say truth is winning the ic title after this

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

mfcrocker posted:

So am I

Wife was hoping Itami would do something cool.

I don't have the heart to tell her.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

Smoking Crow posted:

weeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll

it's the big show

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

Jaragoh: Nov 27, 2004

Guys, this is going to make Roman look that much stronger when he faces the winner of the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal, the Big Show, at Extreme Rules.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

Korelle: Sep 18, 2010

MOVE
OVER
ALL
STARS

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

I really don't get it. It's the loving preshow and it's a meaningless trophy. The only people who care are the live crowd fans. Throw them a bone and don't piss them off. All you're doing is giving them a reason to hijack the show all night.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:49

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Alright, now let's have Sheamus cost Bryan the IC title in the opener so that we can get the crowd good and ready for this show.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Seriously what the gently caress, who thinks THAT was a satisfying ending.

"THE LITTLE GUY COULD DO IT, HE HAS THE GIANT ON THE ROPES, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES ON THIS HOLY WRESTLEMANIA DAY?!"

"No the large man won"

This is in reference to Bryan/Reigns right?

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

MagicCube: May 25, 2004

I'm glad Big Show was finally made to look strong. He's definitely the future of the company.

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Fiveace Attorney posted:

Please say truth is winning the ic title after this

Sheamus

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Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

WWE sure knows how to gently caress things up over and over and over again.

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kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

gotta build that big show heel heat for mania

wait

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

THEY ARE NOT ELECTRIC THEY ARE SILENT AND PISSED!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i wish big show would die already

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

He got his big moment, winning a battle royal that wasnt even on the official show

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Yeah thank god he got that big moment

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Big Show is gonna cost Lesnar the title

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ah yes, those sweet sweet predicting points. Good job Big Show.

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Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Seriously what the gently caress, who thinks THAT was a satisfying ending.

"THE LITTLE GUY COULD DO IT, HE HAS THE GIANT ON THE ROPES, DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES ON THIS HOLY WRESTLEMANIA DAY?!"

"No the large man won"

In Vince 's world Goliath kills David.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Pariah Rex posted:

THEY ARE NOT ELECTRIC THEY ARE SILENT AND PISSED!

I am urinating so hard

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Raffles: Dec 7, 2004

they did all the hard work only to willingly not put the man over. i don't get it

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

Gonzo McFee posted:

EC3 on twitter.

oh yes good

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:50

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I mean if axel isn't gonna win it then give it to mizdow. Not the boring rear end big show.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

Goodpart: Jan 9, 2004; quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
quarter circle forward punch
rip

They managed to burn like 5 angles in one match and nobody got over :lol:

:lol:

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ARMBAR A COP: Nov 24, 2007

Crowd is already mad at the product. This is great. I can't wait for them to poo poo all over Reigns.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Every time I see something like that I just picture Vince as the boat captain from the Simpsons. "Darr, I hate ~~the sea~~ WWE and everything in it."

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

And now to bury Sandow so he will never be taken seriously again

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

MotU posted:

The miracle never happen

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Fat Lowtax: Nov 9, 2008; "I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

The best thing about Big Show's booking is that they haven't actually been keeping him strong, especially before the Rumble he was eating pins all over the place and basically existing as part of Larger J&J Security

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

I can just hear Vince spewing this panel bullshit

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

This is in reference to Bryan/Reigns right?

Take your fuckin pick what I'm referencing with WWE this past few months

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

all you marks smh

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

I hate the useless big show so much and really hope he dies or goes away forever or something he is poo poo and has been around for too long.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Hopefully the same thing happens to Show that happens to Cesaro when he won the Battle Royal and vanishes into complete irrelevance.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:51

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Crowd is already mad at the product. This is great. I can't wait for them to poo poo all over Reigns.

That match comes after HHH/Sting surely. The crowd is gonna be hot as poo poo

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

I am really loving upset.

gently caress wrestling. I need a scotch.

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cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

So hey how hosed is Damien Sandow now?

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Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Gotta get Big Show over for when he has to put on that Diaper again.

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