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Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Start the Wrestlemania already!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:58

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:55

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Akbar posted:

I used to love the dudleys

Gay.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:58

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

This is sunday, voice over man.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Shima Honnou posted:

Please make sure Daniel Bryan does not win......... Let's ride this train to hell.

Mystery Entrant Sheamus wins IC title after putting Bryan through a table
Triple H beats Sting with a sleeper hold in 10 minutes
Bray Wyatt beats the Undertaker with a hip toss
Bellas win with a roll up
Cena wins via putting Rusev in the Accolade; Rusev taps
Seth Rollins beats Orton via countout
Brock loses to Roman after Kane and Big Show cost Brock the title
Seth tries to cash in; is attacked by Big Show and Kane
Roman stands tall

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Akbar posted:

I used to love the dudleys

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

I refuse to believe that the WWE will not give Bryan the strap. They surely aren't THAT stupid.

Then again, they did just put Big Show over...

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

It is Sunday, stupid video guy

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

we got big ladders! small ladders! medium ladders!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

21 Hoot Salute posted:

Sounds like Graves

He's really good, he should do more video packages.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Call Me Charlie: Dec 3, 2005; by Smythe

Is this the PPV proper or is it still the preshow? I literally can't tell.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

GET OUT OF THERE LILLIAN, BRING IN THE FINK!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Please nobody get horribly injured for this meaningless title

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Oh my god this crowd is dead

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Mr Stooge!

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

Save us, Pat

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

ThNextGreenLantern: Feb 13, 2012

A conversation with my brother. I didn't notice until just now that I called him Big Shoe. Whatever.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Wrestlmania 10 - Shawn Michaels had a match with a ladder. :shobon:

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Gonz posted:

Mystery Entrant Sheamus wins IC title after putting Bryan through a table
Triple H beats Sting with a sleeper hold in 10 minutes
Bray Wyatt beats the Undertaker with a hip toss
Bellas win with a roll up
Cena wins via putting Rusev in the Accolade; Rusev taps
Seth Rollins beats Orton via countout
Brock loses to Roman after Kane and Big Show cost Brock the title
Seth tries to cash in; is attacked by Big Show and Kane
Roman stands tall

This but unironically.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

The triangle ladder match was better than TLC.

# ? Mar 29, 2015 23:59

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

I hope this match is good and nobody breaks anything.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

NickRoweFillea posted:

I refuse to believe that the WWE will not give Bryan the strap. They surely aren't THAT stupid.

Then again, they did just put Big Show over...

well they could have Sheamus interference taking Bryan out to start that hot feud that no one wants to see

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

WRETSTLE MENAIA

IS NOW

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

So we know the WWE is going to gently caress this match up. The question is how?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

R-Truth will have stolen that belt before the video package finishes.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Pariah Rex posted:

me, just put over someone new asshats.

It's literally the easiest thing, the ring is FULL of jobbers, the award is meaningless, just let one of them win. Let them win dirty, who cares, it's a meaningless match still, just literally anyone new.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Nice homophobia JBL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

They're sure *trying* to make this poo poo look important for once. So it'll go to R-Truth. Who will lose it to Fandango tomorrow.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

OH MY GOD IT'S ON

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Akbar posted:

I used to love the dudleys

I love the Dudleyz, the Hardyz, and Kane.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Euthyphro: Mar 14, 2004; Soy un águila de verdad.

Pat Patterson - a legend in the San Francisco Bay area.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Blasmeister posted:

Please nobody get horribly injured for this meaningless title

Ziggler, Harper, and Bryan, surrounded by ladders? Tonight Someone Dies.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Well I got nothing else to do tonight so I ordered this even though I haven't watched Raw since before Fast Lane. We'll see if they surprise me.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Goddamnit Jericho/Benoit had ONE ladder, you don't need twenty Vince

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Sting hits Triple H with a bat for the instant DQ

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Dimebags Brain posted:

The triangle ladder match was better than TLC.

wrestlemania, meanwhile, will be a bigger disaster than the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

ThNextGreenLantern posted:

A conversation with my brother. I didn't notice until just now that I called him Big Shoe. Whatever.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

OH MY GOD IT'S ON

NEVERMIND IT'S ANOTHER COMMERCIAL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

I can't hear cena's music without hearing the version from that max landis video

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

Tatum Girlparts posted:

It's literally the easiest thing, the ring is FULL of jobbers, the award is meaningless, just let one of them win. Let them win dirty, who cares, it's a meaningless match still, just literally anyone new.

WE NEED TO PUT THE BIG SHOW OVER GOD DAMMIT!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

WRESTLEMANIA!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:00

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