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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Fiveace Attorney posted:

this is are country

gently caress yeah!!

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Sorry Daniel Bryan. Entertainment has evolved.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

St Evan Echoes posted:

Nice homophobia JBL

Do you mean because he said "a legend in San Francisco?"

Patterson was the guy there for like 20 years in the territory days

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Im LL COOL J. You may know me from trying to turn on raw early

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Fawf: Nov 5, 2009; It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

UUUUUUUU

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Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

this is so lame

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

This show is well on its way to dethroning WM27 as the worst waste of time ever conceived.

I was so hype just a few minutes ago.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:03

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Gonzo McFee posted:

They always use this one at Mania.

Yeah, Vince likes America the Beautiful more than the Star-Spangled Banner... can't blame him either.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Jetfire posted:

What the hell is the "font" on those stage letters? It's like Wrestlemania 2000 all over again.

Have you heard about this new Terminator movie?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf9V0hwJ6qk

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

no one else is hearing the spanish speaking guy over the stream? it is coming from my left speaker

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Neurotic Roleplay: May 20, 2005

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I envy you.

drink up friend

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Gonzo McFee posted:

They always use this one at Mania.

man I don't think I've ever seen the first five minutes of a mania

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

What the gently caress are you talking about

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

the network is taking massive dumps on/for me

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Sionistic: Apr 22, 2008; We don't need your money!

I like to think vince picked LL Cool J because he thought he was Jay Z

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Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Okay I'm so hype.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Nobody uses rouse nobody ever will

I don't even know what it is, is it tout 2.0

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

ughh

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

LL Cool J getting philosophical.

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Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Ages posted:

Ambrose could pull it off. Ambrose is still cool, right?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Swan Curry posted:

why do americans have like five different national anthems

they're dumb as hell

My favorite thing about Vince is that he's in "America The Beautiful > Star Spangled Banner" club. Because he is 100% right.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rGTXHvPCQ

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Call Me Charlie: Dec 3, 2005; by Smythe

Please stop these stupid loving videos. Nobody cares.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

projecthalaxy posted:

I didn't see the HoF ceremony last night, is it worth watching? Did we get anything as good as Mr. T filibustering about his mom?

It was very good but very long. If you watch nothing else, watch Madusa and the Bushwhackers' speeches, they were the best of the night.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

Mulaney Power Move posted:

no one else is hearing the spanish speaking guy over the stream? it is coming from my left speaker

youre having a stroke

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

NutritiousSnack: Jul 12, 2011

Swan Curry posted:

why do americans have like five different national anthems

they're dumb as hell

because america, china, isreal, and russia are the only real countries left, the rest are proxy states.

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Anime Curator posted:

I hope Rusev poops

Well I mean eventually he'll have to

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hunnert car pileup: Oct 28, 2007; the first world was a mistake

St Evan Echoes posted:

Nice homophobia JBL

:what:

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Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Decades ago, when Wm wasn't full of ads.

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StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Suben posted:

I completely forgot about the pre-show matches... they really had Big Show win the battle royal by eliminating Mizdow?

Move over new stars indeed.

after having Mizdow eliminate Miz and even a credible spot where Mizdow could have won because he had Big Show in a guillotine choke halfway over the ropes

and then they went "hahaha gently caress you" and Big Show threw him into the third row

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Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

ath-a-lete

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Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

MrDru posted:

im already drunk

As soon as I saw LL Cool J I broke out the good whiskey. Beer is not going to go through my system fast enough.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:04

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

this opening is still good and even more so after a couple of beers

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Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Suben posted:

Yeah, Vince likes America the Beautiful more than the Star-Spangled Banner... can't blame him either.

Same. I know a good few people who agree with that. The Star Spangled Banner is a war song. America the Beautiful really, sincerely wraps this stupid hunk of land of ours in some of the prettiest words english can supply.

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

"passing of the torch"

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

NutritiousSnack posted:

because america, china, isreal, and russia are the only real countries left, the rest are proxy states.

this but unironically

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

The Lore Bear: Jan 21, 2014; I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Ribsauce posted:

Do you mean because he said "a legend in San Francisco?"

Patterson was the guy there for like 20 years in the territory days

"makes you wonder" - booker t

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pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Ah, the human connection, something Vince is yet to attain.

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Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

LL Cool J to cost Brock the title after hitting him in the forehead with a tack hammer.

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