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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

No seriously what is he going on about

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

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# ? May 25, 2024 13:37

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

"This jobber"

*Bryan flashes on screen*

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Women!?!?!

Don't you mean Divas?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

ll cool j is just like freddie blassie

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

is this a promo for tweeting about how much you hate the show

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

someusername posted:

You're all idiots if you think he didn't nail that.

/anything's better than Idina at the super bowl

The problem isn't the quality of the singing, it's the quality of the subject.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Mechafunkzilla: Sep 11, 2006; If you want a vision of the future...

In fairness, America the Beautiful really should be the national anthem and is 100x better than The Star-Spangled Banner.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

I'm so hyped you guys

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Sushi in Yiddish: Feb 2, 2008

Really wish he was just rapping about sharks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkKb9OvXXvk

E: Fuckin' beaten

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

One generation passed the torch to the next. DO YOU GET IT NEW GENERATIONS GET THE BIG WIN AT WRESTLEMANIA

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sionistic posted:

I like to think vince picked LL Cool J because he thought he was Jay Z

Vince: .....Jay Z is married to Tina Turner, right? :corsair:

:corsair:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Stop mocking me LL Cool J. Stop it. gently caress you.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I really like this intro.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Pariah Rex posted:

This show is well on its way to dethroning WM27 as the worst waste of time ever conceived.

I was so hype just a few minutes ago.

just wait till the main event pal

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Doctor Who, starring LL Cool J

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

That sucked a lot

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

I hope Bryan loses. I agree with whomever wanted to ride the train to hell.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

God Bless America is the only lovely Irving Berlin song.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Mulaney Power Move: Dec 30, 2004

i reloaded the stream and the spanish guy went away. idk what teh deal was. i still dont know what the deal is.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

bartok: May 10, 2006

Thank God LL Cool J pressed Play!!!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Sorry Daniel Bryan. Entertainment has evolved.

Evolved to a point where it doesn't even have to entertain people anymore!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

canti32: Apr 27, 2008; Fearless in Devotion, Rising to Promotion,
Rising to the ranks of mighty heroes, Fighting foes in every land,

History only tells a story, We are to see your glory,
Stand aside the Reds are coming,
WREXHAM IS THE NAME

So why do they keep showing the Rock-Hulk-Austin thing from 30, rather than Bryan winning everything ever?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

theultimo: Aug 2, 2004; An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.; Pillbug

STOP

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:05

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

oatgan posted:

Deepest Bluest!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Play has commenced.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

Uh, pyro?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

No seriously what is he going on about

The new season of NCIS: LA, I think.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

TheHock: Jul 3, 2008; I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.

I hope R-Truth wins.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ch3cooh posted:

One generation passed the torch to the next. DO YOU GET IT NEW GENERATIONS GET THE BIG WIN AT WRESTLEMANIA

Curtis Axel thrown out first in the Battle Royale.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Suben posted:

Yeah, Vince likes America the Beautiful more than the Star-Spangled Banner... can't blame him either.

Star Spangled Banner came up to him backstage and shook his hand when it was specifically told not to.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

take a swig of my evoo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

That was possibly the worst hype video they've ever done

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Wrestlemania. Where dreams come true and heroes become legends if WWE wants them to.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

oatgan posted:

get 'em brock

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

Lmao at Bryan opening Mania a year after winning the main event

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

TheHock posted:

I hope R-Truth wins.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

America the Beautiful rules more because of Ray Charles.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

TheHock posted:

I hope R-Truth wins.

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Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

look at this jobber who isn't over.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 00:06

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