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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Rick posted:

This is actually really good as far as Wrestlemania concerts go.

Since that kid rock one i'm grateful for anything that's not that. I was so embarrassed watching that

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:35

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# ? May 25, 2024 14:10

bartok: May 10, 2006

This might not be as great as last years show but I am having fun.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:35

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

if you get Kid Ink in here you might as well just have Walemania happen right here on this stage

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:35

Heroic Yoshimitsu: Jan 15, 2008

It's time to GET INK'd #WWE!!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:35

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

I kinda like this song tho

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Crowd cares less for him.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

This is fine for what it is but I just can't care about musical performances in wrestling.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Boo this

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

So I guess they didn't want to pay for LL Cool J to be there live, eh?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

why do they do this

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

im taking a big fat poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Delsaber: Oct 1, 2013; This may or may not be correct.

Chokes McGee posted:

it's a cheap chinese knockoff of Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift's non-union equivalent.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

Anime Curator posted:

it's the 90s

I heard Suge Knight killed some dudes and Clinton's running for President. What a time to be alive.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Swan Curry posted:

good or bad, this definitely wasn't the Wrestlemania I expected.

it's been dumb and fun and I'm pretty okay with it

it's not last year, but we knew it wasn't going to be like that

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Striking Yak posted:

Do they tell the musical acts that nobody's gonna give a poo poo and the crowd will be totally silent and unresponsive?

They're getting paid boatloads and performing in front of the largest crowds they'll ever see, why should they care

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

sportsgenius86 posted:

Who is this person?

she sings backup on a handful of songs a year

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

FAROOQ posted:

it's actually really bad but it doesn't matter. barring one rko.

You're kind of insane because this Wrestlemania has owned so far

Now check back with me after the next two main events or so

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Remember when Prince did the SuperBowl halftime show and it was amazing and overshadowed the SuperBowl and it was all the media was talking about for days?

This is very much not at all like that moment.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Is that Pitbull?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

You have definitely been going on for too long sir

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

bartok: May 10, 2006

WWE should have got Reggie Watts.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Great value chris brown

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

It's time to GET INK'd #WWE!!

Jerry Lawler says you can't, according to Total Divas

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

these are actually good performances though

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

nooneofconsequence posted:

Play What's My Age Again.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Wait... this isn't Fergie!?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

NickRoweFillea posted:

im taking a big fat poo poo

your posting isn't that bad, cheer up man

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

SilverMike: Sep 17, 2007; TBD

Watch two people take a stroll up and down the stage!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Uncle Kitchener: Nov 18, 2009; BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

That was a good piss break, but now I need a sandwich.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:36

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

These performances are always death.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chokes McGee posted:

it's a cheap chinese knockoff of Taylor Swift

I'd mark so hard if they got Taylor Swift for Wrestlemania.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

And the crowd goes wild. There's not enough toilet paper in the gents.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Mr. Popo posted:

But all he got in WWE was tag champs.

And a nerf helmet. And Sunny.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Dunbar: Feb 21, 2003

I would pre pay 10 years of the Network if Vince could tell me who either of those two people are.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Shoehead posted:

Wait... this isn't Fergie!?

Has she pissed herself yet?

nooneofconsequence posted:

I'd mark so hard if they got Taylor Swift for Wrestlemania.

Same.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

It could be my favorite band, I don't watch WrestleMania for a loving concert.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Anime Curator posted:

it's the 90s

I wish it was the 90s again, I could get a job, watch some good movies in theaters, watch good wrestling and TV; sure the internet wasn't good back then, but man I really regret being born in 92 :smith:

:smith:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Who is this person?

How can you not be aware of singing and performing sensation... THIS PERSON?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Skylar Grey did the Comin Home song from a couple years ago, great memory yall

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

why was HHH legged so bruised? it looked like bacon

# ? Mar 30, 2015 01:37

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