Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Cricket
This poll is closed.
Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
OK Bmac seriously owns

quote:

Millmow: McCullum completes his last act of World Cup like he did his first, with class

t was Brendon McCullum's last act of the World Cup. A press conference before the world's media to explain a seven wicket loss.

He came in his cap, with three members of the New Zealand management team for company. A curve ball comes before the first question. An Indian journalist wants his miniature bat signed.

"I'm not supposed to do this, but quick, hurry, and don't tell anyone else" he says.

It's standing room only in the press conference room and the man called "Baz" fields an early question about rumours of possible retirement from one-day cricket. He doesn't bat an eyelid. Questions are coming thick and fast.

McCullum hears a question but doesn't know which direction it has come from

"Over here at wide mid off," jokes the journalist.

"Come in a couple," McCullum jokes, "come catching."

The New Zealand skipper is not crestfallen. His mood is surprisingly cheerful.

A New Zealand journalist near the back of the room pops a question McCullum's way and gets some gentle ribbing about his lack of height.

"You do need to stand up," McCullum says.

"Bit rich," is the reply.

"Touche," laughs McCullum.

Some sections of the overseas media question McCullum about his approach in the opening over when he was bowled by Mitchell Starc. One thinks he was too aggressive, the other thinks he was too tentative.

"I think I ran down second ball, didn't I?," McCullum says.

"I certainly wasn't tentative. Hads [Brad Haddin] asked me before the first ball 'are you going to have a crack today?' and I said 'too right'.

"I went in with the same mindset. We all went in with same mindset that we have played with throughout this tournament and we just undone by a better team on the day and that is just sport."

The questions keep coming. Would he have preferred to lose the toss? Why did Tim Southee and Kane Williamson go off the boil in the last fortnight?

He answers everything, then does something odd. He speaks without prompting.

"There is one other thing I did want to say. I looked in the changing room today and those guys have been on an incredible journey and we have loved every single minute of it. We've created memories and friendships which will last for the rest of our lives.

"We've had some support from our country which we never believed was possible and we are incredibly proud what we have been able to achieve. We ran second today so all credit to Australia but we walk away with our heads incredibly high.

"We had Martin Crowe and John Key, our prime minister, in the changing room just before and they are incredibly proud of what we have able to achieve as well and they are just a couple of guys that we have been able to share it with and we have shared this with the whole country. It would've been nice to have won it but we are proud of what we have been able to achieve."

The bizarre continues. The overseas media break into a round of applause for the skipper of the Cup.

McCullum is done. He is escorted through the media throng to the lift, but not before another sub-Continent journalist thrusts a miniature bat in his direction for signing. Baz's last stand.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/you-know-what-they-deserved-it/story-fnqpo3wn-1227284157875

quote:

Then Smith passed the phone to Haddin, who he described as the “drunkest man in the team”.

Asked about the controversial sledging incidents, Haddin was to the point.

“You know what? They deserved it,” Haddin said.

Haddin then went on to talk about how “nice” the Black Caps had treated the Aussies while they were in New Zealand earlier in the tournament. Initially, it came across as sarcasm — but it appears he was actually being sincere.

“They were that nice to us in New Zealand and we were that uncomfortable,” Haddin said.

“I said in the team meeting: ‘I can’t stand for this anymore, we’re going at them as hard as we can.’

“It was that uncomfortable. All they were was that nice to us for seven days.

“I said, ‘I’m not playing cricket like this. If we get another crack at these guys in the final I’m letting everything [out].’”







Apparently that last one was taken at 2:15 am in the middle of the MCG :laugh:

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
As long as they didn't piss on the turf like the poms did :argh:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
What kind of retard is weirded out by people being nice to him?

An insufferable oval office I spose.

monkeu
Jun 1, 2000

by Reene
Here's the audio: https://audioboom.com/boos/3036003-steve-smith-brad-haddin-and-darren-lehmann-still-partying-hard

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1
Check out this audio from Bailey.
http://www.fiveaa.com.au/shows/david-mark-jane/aussie-s-party-after-world-cup-win

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Love the way Bailey says "we" like he did anything :laugh:

Noxin of Shame
Jul 25, 2005

:allears: Our Dan :allears:
Favourite tweet so far:
"Grant Elliott wishing he went to his sister's wedding so he could teach his teammates about commitment to a partnership."

:laffo:

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

Lol Haddin has always been a massive oval office. The best team clearly won but what a pack of insufferable cunts.

gabensraum
Sep 16, 2003


LOAD "NICE!",8,1

webmeister posted:

Love the way Bailey says "we" like he did anything :laugh:

The "why didn't you pick Bailey?!" in the background is my highlight.

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Haddin is the biggest cheater in the Australian team no doubt, NZ played like total garbage though which seems to be lost in a lot of the articles this morning. I understand McCullum's cavalier batting style is kind of his thing but that was borderline retarded

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

I can see players like Haddin, Warner and Twatto being confused over someone being nice to them on the field. Biggest oval office evar

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Teams all over the world sledge "classic banter lol"

Aussie team throws chat "pack of cunts" "insufferable"

Makes the victory that much sweeter all the tears about poo poo that happens every game, everywhere in the world.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Nice guys finish last.

The Deadly Hume
May 26, 2004

Let's get a little crazy. Let's have some fun.
Hahahah Haddin is tops. "They were being nice... NICE! to us. HOW loving DARE THEY."

Thel
Apr 28, 2010

Noxin of Shame posted:

Favourite tweet so far:
"Grant Elliott wishing he went to his sister's wedding so he could teach his teammates about commitment to a partnership."

:vince:

As a NZ cricket supporter - fair cop, the Aussies played better than us and won the game. Shane Warne and Brad Haddin can both DIAF though.

NIGARS
Sep 12, 2004

yeah nigars
Haddin's oval office status confirmed for all time, but that's old news. Disappointing that Faulkner also appears to be cut from the cunty cloth.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

BlindSite posted:

Teams all over the world sledge "classic banter lol"

Aussie team throws chat "pack of cunts" "insufferable"

Makes the victory that much sweeter all the tears about poo poo that happens every game, everywhere in the world.

Sounds like you're suffering a bit of blind sight there mate

Yeah sledging is part of the game, but as an Australian watching Haddin's sendoff of Guptill is loving embarrassing.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Just some bants m8.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Honestly I wouldn't enjoy playing Aussies so much if they were gracious about it. They are cunts through and through, it's in the DNA of the convict nation to win at cricket and be horrible about it. Can't recall which fuckhead in the commentary box said it, but in that final they were the best bowling side in the game since the Windies in the 70s.

Full credit to Straya: champions of the world. All NZ can take away with them are the memories of those sweet Saffer tears and a rectum full of roo semen.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Not gonna sit here and bitch and whine about mean ol' Australia, we all know they're cunts and always will be. Our job is to shove it up them with strong performances and win gracefully, making them look even more uncouth in the process. We failed, so best to just take your medicine and plan for next time, like the team themselves are doing.

Was talking with a mate about the test squad to tour England today, will be tough for the selectors. Only 2 tests, but also two warmup games so that's decent preparation at least.

Assuming 15 players,

1. Rutherford
2. Latham
3. Williamson
4. Taylor
5. McCullum
6. Neesham
7. Watling
8. Craig
9. Southee
10. Wagner
11. Boult

12. Bracewell
13. Henry
14. Sodhi
15. Brownlie/Guptill/Anderson/Ronchi

Neesham has been out injured for a while, not sure of his status but Anderson is an obvious slot-in there if he's not fit. Guptill is not considered a viable opener so he's middle order cover only, while Brownlie is the incumbent reserve batsman at the top of the order they may look to Watling moving up with Ronchi coming in to keep (although his WC performances were poo poo in general)

Smorgasbord fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Mar 30, 2015

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Thel posted:

:vince:

As a NZ cricket supporter - fair cop, the Aussies played better than us and won the game. Shane Warne and Brad Haddin can both DIAF though.

Yeah, pretty much. Australia were simply the better team on the day, and NZ never recovered from losing their top order too easily. The Black Caps far exceeded my expectations in getting to the final, to be honest.

I guess you can draw parallels between this and the 1954 FIFA World Cup. Hungary had beaten West Germany with ease in the group stage (8-3), but when they met again in the final, when it really mattered, the Germans smothered the Hungarians to death in the second half of the game and took the trophy home.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
Haddin has retired from ODIs

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

Racists

NIGARS
Sep 12, 2004

yeah nigars

Doctor Cave posted:

Haddin has retired from ODIs

Did someone get right up in his face and clap sarcastically when he announced it?

Mr Chips
Jun 27, 2007
Whose arse do I have to blow smoke up to get rid of this baby?
Spirit-of-cricket.jpg:

https://scontent-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/h...3bb&oe=55AD8F2F

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Clearly photoshopped as Our Dan wouldn't be involved with something like that.

Quasimango
Mar 10, 2011

God damn you.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

CGW story with a bit of the ACC.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nl3pRaN8E8

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

:siren: breaking news :siren: NZ involved in sledging 4 years ago :frogsiren:

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Was that Taylors regime?

Maybe he said he didn't like KFC and they swarmed him.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
Recovered enough to offer some thoughts:

The moment I realised we'd surely win wasn't McCullum's wicket but Ronchi's. From 6/151 I knew there was no return.
Speaking of McCullum, that was a terrible innings. It's the way he plays and Starc's a good bowler but it should have been obvious to him from the first ball he faced that he wouldn't be able to dictate terms. He had to be more circumspect than that. It was a dumb innings.
Yesterday made me a fan of the zing bails. The Starc/McCullum moment was made so much better by them at the ground. They need to be worked on to get lighter though.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Shmoses posted:

Recovered enough to offer some thoughts:

The moment I realised we'd surely win wasn't McCullum's wicket but Ronchi's. From 6/151 I knew there was no return.
Speaking of McCullum, that was a terrible innings. It's the way he plays and Starc's a good bowler but it should have been obvious to him from the first ball he faced that he wouldn't be able to dictate terms. He had to be more circumspect than that. It was a dumb innings.
Yesterday made me a fan of the zing bails. The Starc/McCullum moment was made so much better by them at the ground. They need to be worked on to get lighter though.

That third ball gets McCullum out whether he's circumspect or not.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete

Smorgasbord posted:

That third ball gets McCullum out whether he's circumspect or not.
Maybe, maybe not, but he clearly should have not been playing extravagant drives at Starc when he was clearly struggling to read the pace. Should have at least tried to get behind it.

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


Greatest living Strayan

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009

thirsty

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Holding's opinion of the tournament: it was shithouse

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
I know I've talked about the book nonstop (whitewash to whitewash) but its relevant. After the controversial series against India the Australian cricket side was on a very short chain with cricket Australia.

There was a big push to clean up Australian cricket.

Last summer because everyones job was on the line they were told by cricket Australia to play like nasty dickheads. The Australians of old. Cricket Australia gave them the assurance that they would forgive anything within reason to win back the ashes. The saddest thing is that Australia has improved since then. Be it directly caused by or simple happenstance. The players would have been under instruction to wind up the kiwis

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Like it or not aggression and sledging is very effective.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

webmeister posted:

Sounds like you're suffering a bit of blind sight there mate

Yeah sledging is part of the game, but as an Australian watching Haddin's sendoff of Guptill is loving embarrassing.

I'm not the biggest fan of sledging but Haddin's sendoff of Guptill was pretty weak. He clapped a bit. Big deal.Also Guptill played and missed a straight non-spinning ball by known pie-chucker Maxwell. If that doesn't deserve a send-off nothing does.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply