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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

FAROOQ posted:

crowd at wrestlemania play is dead.

seriously, wrestlemania porno was much better.

is wrestlemania star at least in an arena not a stadium?

there isn't going to be a wrestlemania at an arena in the near future unless the WWE Network goes under

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

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# ? May 24, 2024 12:15

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Man, we gotta watch one more Taker match next year in his hometown

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

I literally can't tell if Taker is selling or if he just should not be in that ring. He looked great to start but wow he's slower than a snail and seems sore.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

good thing brock and reigns probably don't have elaborate entrances coming

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Did Bray piss his pants?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Sorry it's Wrestlemania, finishers are at 25% power

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

Authorman: Mar 5, 2007; slamcat

Everybody kicks out of everyone's finishers. Automatic four stars.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

No finisher shall work!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Taker buried.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Match should've ended right there, just finish it.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I'm the black spot on Bray's taint.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

FAROOQ posted:

crowd at wrestlemania play is dead.

seriously, wrestlemania porno was much better.

is wrestlemania star at least in an arena not a stadium?

crowd seems into it to me

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:21

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Ages posted:

Hoping for a Bray sit up

Brock already stole that power

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

FAROOQ posted:

crowd at wrestlemania play is dead.

seriously, wrestlemania porno was much better.

is wrestlemania star at least in an arena not a stadium?

It's at the Cowboy's stadium.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

It looked like Bray slipped out from there and actually hit his head.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Republicans: Oct 14, 2003; - More money for us

- Fuck you

I love the faces Undertaker is making. He's like Barth on You Can't Do That On Television.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Taker like "Oh for gently caress's sake."

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

That Dang Dad: Apr 23, 2003; Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...; Young Orc

HOLY poo poo HOLY poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

did bray wyatt piss himself

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

ok, even if he loses, kicking out of the tombstone is fairly major

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

Authorman posted:

Everybody kicks out of everyone's finishers. Automatic four stars.

So are we operating on Japan rules or ROH rules?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

taker is toast

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Ribsauce posted:

Man, we gotta watch one more Taker match next year in his hometown

I don't think they have arenas in Death Valley.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

I was concerned if Undertaker was selling or not, but I guess if he can do a tombstone he is probably fine.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

Ribsauce posted:

Man, we gotta watch one more Taker match next year in his hometown

I'm planning on going and would love to see one in person.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I'm the black spot on Bray's taint.

muffler currently rattling around near the knee

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

sid poo poo his pants when he wrestled taker and bray peed his

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Taker is an old man.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

I literally can't tell if Taker is selling or if he just should not be in that ring. He looked great to start but wow he's slower than a snail and seems sore.

He is an old man. He has no knees. And it's now obvious that Bray cannot carry a match, twisted ankle or no.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:22

Jetfire: Apr 29, 2008

NickRoweFillea posted:

Punk was a great one imo

It's just very up or down, I guess. This feels flat in the same way that the HHH match at...I want to say WM25? felt.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

Shima Honnou posted:

It looked like Bray slipped out from there and actually hit his head.

yea, was a good looking tombstone

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

Dylan McKay: Oct 20, 2011; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Dango Bango posted:

Did Bray piss his pants?

probably

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Bray probably doesn't even realize he's pissed himself. They probably cranked him up on PCP for his ankle.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

Slim Killington: Nov 16, 2007; I SAID GOOD DAY SIR

Pretty sure that's a crotch gusset

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

lamentable dustman posted:

crowd seems into it to me

I am too, gently caress the haters, I legitimately want to see where this goes :suspense:

:suspense:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

tag youre fat: Aug 16, 2013; C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin

Tell me that's extreme gooch sweat

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

This is a bad match and as much as think Bray is cool and good he's not the guy who should be relied on to drag Old Man Taker through a match.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

what was that bray

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Since this match was announced, that spot was called

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Gatts posted:

Taker is an old man.

He's like an old gunslinger who doesn't yet know he's at the end of his rope

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:23

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