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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WrestleMania XXXI - Big Show needs a push

Are you gonna be watching this?
	Seth: YES! I'm buying in....to the WWE Network for just $9.99!
	Bryan: NO! NO! NO! Gonna watch an indy show or Duke/Gonzaga instead.
	Scotty & Grand Master: Why didn't Rikishi thank us?
	Big Show:

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Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

FullLeatherJacket posted:

old guys 3 - 0 new talent

Well kinda old guy HHH beat older guy Sting so.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:27

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# ? May 24, 2024 05:04

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Yeah, I'm extremely stupid for thinking WWE would put over new talent this Mania (besides Reigns).

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:27

Dr. Ass: Apr 21, 2008

Countless guys jobbed out to Bray just so they could give the rub to a part timer

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:27

C411: Jun 22, 2004; STUPID
DICK

cole reading off slogans from those 90s big dog shirts

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:27

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Undertaker wins Wrestlemania

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:27

abraham linksys: Sep 6, 2010

Bigass Moth posted:

That match did nothing for anybody

crowd liked it a lot, dawg

not everything has to be about a storyline :angel:

:angel:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

lmao @ people thinking Wyatt is buried because he lost a Wrestlemania match with Taker

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

ElderlyMania 1931

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

FAROOQ: Aug 20, 2014; by Smythe

Dr. rear end posted:

Retractable roof, highest capacity of any stadium in the NFL

well good then. only saw open roof pics.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

So.. Bray getting the rub and all that huh?

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

the big dar rules the yard

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

Cole: The Undertaker is back!!!

me: see you next year

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

He calls those his fired guys.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I mean yeah, okay, but that was one guy spending two months trying to build a match on his own and he loses clean in a fairly forgettable match outside of one taunt spot.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

The big dog just poo poo in the yard.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Stupid ending, but a good match otherwise. Now for the shitshow

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

If they'd put the Andre Battle Royale on the main show, maybe this match could have taken place in the dark!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

cronox2: Jul 24, 2010; woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

gently caress THIS PROMO TOOK A BAD TURN

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

FullLeatherJacket posted:

old guys 3 - 0 new talent

where does HHH vs Sting fit in that record

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Testekill: Nov 1, 2012; I demand to be taken seriously

sticklefifer posted:

That's kind of my problem with this entire Wrestlemania.

Yeah, it's been a pretty nothing mania so far. A couple of finishes really hurt the matches and there's only a couple of real awesome moments.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Predictions for next year/Taker's last stand?

Sting OH WAIT NEVER MIND HHH KILLED HIM LOL

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Call Me Charlie: Dec 3, 2005; by Smythe

Of course they won't let Stone Cold interview Cena.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Akileese: Feb 6, 2005

Fauxhawk Express posted:

That wasn't bad at all. Actually quite fun.

I enjoyed it. It was inoffensive and solid. I thought Undertaker looked way better than he did last year. I'm curious to see what happens next year with him.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009

Alain Post posted:

lmao @ people thinking Wyatt is buried because he lost a Wrestlemania match with Taker

losing to undertaker doesnt hurt anybody

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

abraham linksys posted:

so is this gonna be a twenty minute main event? That seems short

All the matches have been around the 15 min mark or less, so this sounds about right.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Anyway thats the end of the show bye

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

ryden: Oct 9, 2011; ACAB

Jericho podcast!

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Break the podcast down.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

John Cena slumming it with Jericho is hosed up.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Pariah Rex: May 31, 2011; If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

Swagger Dagger posted:

BRAY WYATT LOST TO THE UNDERTAKER IN A BACK AND FORTH MATCH

RIP HIS CAREER

RIP HIS LIFE

MIGHT AS WELL QUIT RIGHT NOW, JOBBER

lol if anyone thought Bray was gonna win that match. Also at least if made him look good and not a fool like Seth Rollins.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

STAC Goat: Mar 12, 2008; Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Wyatt is a jobber who was used to get Taker's heat back.

Ah well.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Ussr posted:

I only watch Wrestlemania, does Bray do that rise up spot normally?

Yeah

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Smoking Crow posted:

yeah me too

i don't know how bray's gonna recover from this

Yeah the match was fine (got better as it went on), but I think this hurts Wyatt.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

That wasn't bad at all. Actually quite fun.

It was. I wanted Bray to win but it's the Undertaker, what are you gonna do :shobon:

:shobon:

Okay so. The show is on a razor's edge ( :haw:

:haw:

) right now.

If Brock or Seth leaves with the belt, this is going to be a shockingly good quality Wrestlemania for what we were expecting.

If Reigns wins then I go back to not giving a poo poo.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Jericho does excellent interviews, so that's cool.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Thus far this is a middling Mania. Not bad but not great. Pretty okay with some good entertaining moments scattered.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Bray wasn't doing great there.

Loved that spot.

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

Tezzeract: Dec 25, 2007; Think I took a wrong turn...

Eltoasto posted:

Good match, Bray looked strong and Taker proved there is some gas left in the tank. Plus crab+sit up loving owned.

man wrestlemania owns (this is my first live one)

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Swagger Dagger posted:

BRAY WYATT LOST TO THE UNDERTAKER IN A BACK AND FORTH MATCH

RIP HIS CAREER

RIP HIS LIFE

MIGHT AS WELL QUIT RIGHT NOW, JOBBER

yeah, people are stupid

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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

FullLeatherJacket posted:

old guys 3 - 0 new talent

They'll get their wins back at Extreme Rules! :downs:

:downs:

# ? Mar 30, 2015 03:28

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