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There was a film I had caught a glimpse of 10-12 years ago or something, maybe more. The scene I remember was set at a crowded bar, possibly a strip club? There was a girl that was almost completely naked, I think she wore just suspenders maybe?, and she squatted on a dude's head (he was wearing a hat, she was standing on the bar), and someone calls out to her and tells her not to piss on the customers. Does that even exist? I'm sorry for the vagueness, but I recalled it the other day and I'm wondering if I just imagined it.
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I'm thinking of a German (definitely foreign language and European) movie that I watched in high school art class, in '06 or '07. The lead was an ad man working on a big account for a car manufacturer, and wanted to push his idea for a campaign about the mythology of the race car driver, since his dad had been one and I think died behind the wheel. He ended up stealing an idea from his girlfriend instead, I think? She was an artist and it was a piece about bow-hunting in a supermarket.
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Mar 14, 2015 00:49
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Jonny Angel posted:I'm thinking of a German (definitely foreign language and European) movie that I watched in high school art class, in '06 or '07. The lead was an ad man working on a big account for a car manufacturer, and wanted to push his idea for a campaign about the mythology of the race car driver, since his dad had been one and I think died behind the wheel. He ended up stealing an idea from his girlfriend instead, I think? She was an artist and it was a piece about bow-hunting in a supermarket. Viktor Vogel - Commercial Man perhaps?
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Mar 14, 2015 05:07
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Looking for a sexploitation film (not porn) that had Ron Jeremy in it. Also had, if it wasn't a fever dream, a b-list actor who I mistakenly thought used to play Uncle Fester, but apparently not. I can't now recall where the hell I saw that guy on TV. It was a beach movie with lots of girls in bikinis in it. Not listed at Jeremy's Wikipedia page, and not porn.
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Mar 14, 2015 17:10
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SnakePlissken posted:Looking for a sexploitation film (not porn) that had Ron Jeremy in it. Also had, if it wasn't a fever dream, a b-list actor who I mistakenly thought used to play Uncle Fester, but apparently not. I can't now recall where the hell I saw that guy on TV. It was a beach movie with lots of girls in bikinis in it. Not listed at Jeremy's Wikipedia page, and not porn. Was there monsters in it? It was probably this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ate7cFlz0aE
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Mar 14, 2015 17:27
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Also featured in a really great episode of Best of the Worst!
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Mar 14, 2015 18:20
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Lurdiak posted:Was there monsters in it? Oh, no, sorry. No monsters. I'm still trying to track this down for some reason. Oh, I remembered where I saw the other actor. It wasn't Uncle Fester from the Adams Family, it was Grandpa from The Munsters, Al Lewis. Who it turns out was also a union organizer and Green party candidate for mayor of NYC in 98.  And it's not at his page either. And now I have it. South Beach Academy. And here it is in its entirety, apparently: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...3,d.eXY&cad=rja SnakePlissken fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Mar 14, 2015 |
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Mar 14, 2015 18:52
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That's it, thank you!
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Mar 14, 2015 21:16
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There was a movie trailer a few years ago that was for something that looked like it was set in the '30s or '40s. It shows a detective going through some rundown building in a shootout with Bad to the Bone playing. It was also notable in that everything was done in one camera shot. I remember people being cold about it, because the director or producer or something was Someone We Hate. Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
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Mar 15, 2015 04:49
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Looking for this for a friend: "The movie is old, I think late 80's, early 90's, at most. The male lead was a guy with a bad mustache (maybe Nicolas Cage? I don't know). It's NOT 8MM. I saw it no less than 15 years ago in basic cable in Fox for Latin America. For what remember, the male lead was looking for the missing little sister (teen? I guess the sister was in her teens) of the love interest. He found she was used in a very graphic snuff film (in the movie inside the movie, the sister played with some toys, willingly on set, before she was executed by a some guy). I don't think the movie inside the movie had any sex, but it could have been edited out when I saw it." We've ruled out: 8MM Hardcore Snuff Thesis The Art Of Dying
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Mar 17, 2015 02:21
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Chamale posted:I think I was younger than that when I remember seeing this, but I'll give it a try. What episode was it? I can't quite figure it out from the wikipedia descriptions, but there was a woman who carried a deadly virus and she went into this bunker and knowingly infected everyone there - the whole thing was really creepy and menacing, especially as other people starting dying around her. Especially because the viewer knew what was happening but most of the people onscreen did not.
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Mar 17, 2015 14:03
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Lurdiak posted:So I remember an ending from a kung fu film, but nothing else about it. The ending is this evil emperor guy giving a big speech, then a woman(I think) does a flip and cuts him in half, and the credits start before he's even done being cut in half. I'd really appreciate if anyone could help me figure out what movie that is. poo poo was almost definitely a Chinese production from the costumes. I think I mighta seen it on youtube? It sort of sounds like 'Chinese Ghost Story"?
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Morn posted:It sort of sounds like 'Chinese Ghost Story"? No way, it was much older and cheaper looking than that.
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Mar 19, 2015 16:36
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Goons, halp please. I saw a movie about 3 years ago when I was living in Germany, it was in German with English subs and it was about a German guy not being happy in his relationship and flying to Beunos Aires where he meets with this girl and upon meeting her he sends his fiance a letter in the post. He regrets this decisions and frantically flys back. I forget the name of the movie but I think it was a German production and title. Its on the back of my mind because a friend is traveling to BA in a few weeks. Thanks in advance
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Mar 19, 2015 20:46
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found it... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1650427/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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Mar 19, 2015 21:18
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There were two Chinese movies I saw and I wondered if anyone might know the names. The first one is an old kungfu movie, where the protagonist has one of those Qing style haircuts with the ponytail. He's hungry, so he tries to steal a chicken, but gets beaten with a stick by a girl whose dad/master owns the farm. Later (for reasons I don't remember) in the same scene she gives him the chicken. The second one is about an ugly dude who has a crush on this really cute girl but she doesn't like him for whatever reason, so he decides to enter an eating contest to impress her. I think the first round had giant dumplings and he was facing an old woman, and the last round he was trying to beat a sumo wrestler type. Also the villain/antagonist is this bald dude that had multiple scenes where he played video games (I think a PlayStation).
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Mar 22, 2015 04:13
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Three undoubtedly terrible movies I vaguely recall, and I just want to know what the gently caress I was watching. These are all probably 10-15 years old. 1. Asian movie. Guy jacks off into a frying pan and makes a joke about cooking/eating his own eggs. 2. Asian movie. The main character (?) is obviously wearing a muscle suit (under clothing), and women shout at him, in English, "Big! We love you! We love you!" Probably not the same movie as #1, but anything's possible. 2. Painful stoner comedy where the guys are in a forest daring each other to do gross stuff, and one dares the other to lick his dog's balls. "Be gentle, it's his first time!" The dog runs away because a UFO crash lands nearby? Then I think it turns into a really dumb riff on ET with them having to take care of an ugly alien that probably throws up on them at some point. Also, one of them has a tape of bondage/sexually suggestive scenes from a sci-fi series he watches, and gets made fun of for this. Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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Mar 22, 2015 07:00
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Rollersnake posted:1. Asian movie. Guy jacks off into a frying pan and makes a joke about cooking/eating his own eggs. That happens in Sex is Zero. The muscle suit stuff sounds familiar, but I'm pretty sure it's not in that movie.
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Mar 22, 2015 11:46
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I remember this b-movie that's either from the late 80s or mid 90s, that's set entirely on Mars, where evil adaptive robots have become a huge problem that humanity is constantly fighting, and at one point one of them pretends to be a little kid that explodes. I'm pretty sure the soldier main characters have standard-issue future cigarettes that they smoke for health reasons.
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Mar 22, 2015 23:02
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Phillip K Dick's Screamers with Peter Weller.
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Mar 22, 2015 23:11
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Yeah, that's it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50rO2ICyc2A
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Mar 22, 2015 23:14
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Screamers takes place on planet Sirius 6B not Mars though?
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Mar 23, 2015 00:14
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Lurdiak posted:Yeah, that's it! I never saw it, but that exact trailer has stuck with me for 20+ years.
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Mar 23, 2015 01:13
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morestuff posted:I never saw it, but that exact trailer has stuck with me for 20+ years. It's some quality schlock.
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Mar 23, 2015 01:39
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An Asian karate/martial arts film about a silver suited android who is programmed by throwing wooden dolls at him. He goes into an alley to fight some zombie ninjas and makes one throw up a snake. Where upon everyone stops fighting and goes home.
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I vaguely remember watching some western as a kid and I think one you might see on a AMC or TCM, so something that other people have possibly seen, that involved in what I think might have been the climax guys leaping off a clip (possibly to their deaths?) that were firing their weapons as they were falling? I don't know who they were or who they were fighting but the mental image, probably wrong, was still pretty unforgettable.
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Mar 24, 2015 09:37
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probably Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, but it's not a cliff
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Mar 24, 2015 10:03
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Schweinhund posted:probably Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid, but it's not a cliff There is a cliff jump in the movie, though.
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Mar 24, 2015 13:09
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Eh, I think it was an even older school of western. If I'm remembering right, it was in color but had the feel of something like the 50s or maybe early 60s? I don't know the western canon very well.
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Plan Z posted:There was a movie trailer a few years ago that was for something that looked like it was set in the '30s or '40s. It shows a detective going through some rundown building in a shootout with Bad to the Bone playing. It was also notable in that everything was done in one camera shot. I remember people being cold about it, because the director or producer or something was Someone We Hate. Does anybody know what I'm talking about? Found my own answer, if anyone's curious. It's the promo trailer for Give 'Em Hell, Malone. Seems to have a mixed reception: http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/must-watch-thomas-janes-give-em-hell-malone-promo/
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Plan Z posted:Found my own answer, if anyone's curious. It's the promo trailer for Give 'Em Hell, Malone. Seems to have a mixed reception: It's pretty poo poo.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:03
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Emphasis on pretty. Fuckin' loved that movie.
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Mar 28, 2015 22:17
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Rollersnake posted:
Running on Karma?
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I have seen this but my brain hosed me over on this. I was at my uncles how browsing movies to watch with my aunt on DirectTV, the movie was I assume horror and it had like a Vampire face on the cover in like a Mauve Off Color White, something about vampire and avampire hunter coming to a town and young teenager hiding a secret . That's all I got , I have not watched it but I cannot refind the film now that I'm home.
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Hollismason posted:I have seen this but my brain hosed me over on this. I was at my uncles how browsing movies to watch with my aunt on DirectTV, the movie was I assume horror and it had like a Vampire face on the cover in like a Mauve Off Color White, something about vampire and avampire hunter coming to a town and young teenager hiding a secret . Stake Land? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464580/?ref_=nv_sr_1
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Mar 30, 2015 02:46
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No this was more recent. I saw in the Direct TV menu, even went to their website and browsed still never found it. Also, searching for it on Google is the most frustrating exercise possible.
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Hollismason posted:No this was more recent. I saw in the Direct TV menu, even went to their website and browsed still never found it. Dark Shadows, maybe?
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Mar 30, 2015 04:56
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Hollismason posted:No this was more recent. I saw in the Direct TV menu, even went to their website and browsed still never found it. Maybe The Thompsons? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thompsons_(film) (Linking to Wikipedia instead of IMDB because it has a picture of the poster) The plot description doesn't really fit but that poster seems like what you are describing I think.
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Mar 30, 2015 05:08
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Hollismason posted:I have seen this but my brain hosed me over on this. I was at my uncles how browsing movies to watch with my aunt on DirectTV, the movie was I assume horror and it had like a Vampire face on the cover in like a Mauve Off Color White, something about vampire and avampire hunter coming to a town and young teenager hiding a secret . The Fright Night remake?
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Jedit posted:The Fright Night remake? The Fright Night Remake's sequel?
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