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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Jay 2K Winger posted:

If Angle were ever to come back to WWE, he'd basically have to be like Bob Backlund-- crazy old man who won't stop putting people in the Crossface Chicken Wing Ankle Lock.

It would come around full circle to when Bob Backlund was Kurt's crazy old man mentor putting everyone in the crossface chicken wing

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
MetsFan4Life is a broken man
http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/30m5kv/i_am_sorry/

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




He's lost his smile in a pile of easy assumptions and Triple H fellating.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



omfg

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

epitasis posted:

t-minus 72 hours until the next metsfan meltdown

off by 44 hours... not my best

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

quick redeem yourself how long til his next hot scoop

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

epitasis posted:

off by 44 hours... not my best

Haha wow did MetsFan give you those numbers

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He might have another around the time when 72 comes by, so don't beat yourself up yet.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ive been told that triple h (i call him Paul) wants metsfan back, but also he might not do it because others in the company are not fans

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Triple H later gave an impassioned locker room speech about MetsFans' credentials

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Kevin Nash didn't text himself, it was MetsFan, except he did text himself because Nash is MetsFan.

Revenant Threshold
Jan 1, 2008
I'd like to tell you what they REALLY think backstage about Metsfan, but I'm not prepared to break the privacy of the many important backstage figures that I personally know and am friends with.

It's really juicy though. Such a pity.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Come on metsfan. I take your posts like I do everything I read online about wrestling, with a grain of salt. Not because you're untrustworthy, but because poo poo changes within seconds all the time. There's no need for posts like this.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

it is a special kind of stockholm syndrome to have the guy admit some of the stories he posted were false and for these people to ignore that and attribute it to PLANS CHANGE

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Didn't Mets just have a meltdown like a month ago where he said he was stepping away?

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

this is at least his third

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Push. Push him.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
Is that an actual Curtis Axel account or a dumb parody account?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rodney the Piper posted:

Is that an actual Curtis Axel account or a dumb parody account?

Uhh it says real next to it dude.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Mets fan is a treasure

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
This is better than Dolphins1925 melting down over twitter whenever he's wrong.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Keg posted:

This is better than Dolphins1925 melting down over twitter whenever he's wrong.

Which is most of the time lately.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
These men would be more stable if they stopped investing in helpless franchises.

The Mets and the Dolphins not the WWE ha ha ha ha.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
What a prick Lance Storm is
https://twitter.com/ZaQ5322/status/582260880563417088

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

doc took one look at Bray's ankle and said "You really want Sheamus"

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

From Pro Wrestling Only, a board that is half-really interesting and half-utter stuck up garbage, comes this:

quote:

Can you imagine the final round of Mayweather v Pacquiao, Amir Khan running down to the ring completely fresh and cashing in his contract and getting to box the worn out champion for a few more rounds? That is how ridiculous this charade is, unbelievable that they have run with it for ten years.

Under the vegetable
Nov 2, 2004

by Smythe
That would be awesome.

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I mean I think the MITB is pretty ridiculous and there are times that I hate it.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

mets once again with the scoops. thank you for not being metsfan4ever, rovert

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Tonight was the perfect use of MITB though, and it's inherent ridiculousness was part of why it was great. Rollins hauling rear end down the ramp in case they got back up and tried to beat him up, and then, after realizing he was in the clear, celebrating as if he had just won clean was the best loving thing.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Under the vegetable posted:

That would be awesome.

It's not like boxing is a sport anyone respects now anyway. May as well follow suit.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

From Pro Wrestling Only, a board that is half-really interesting and half-utter stuck up garbage, comes this:

This but with Mike Tyson running in instead.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Maxwell Lord posted:

It's not like boxing is a sport anyone respects now anyway. May as well follow suit.

I'd laugh my rear end off if that happened

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I'd still fancy a round 12 Pac to K.O a fresh Khan to be honest.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

HulkaMatt posted:

I mean I think the MITB is pretty ridiculous and there are times that I hate it.

Yup. Mostly because it's become a crutch for lazy writing.

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


NickRoweFillea posted:

mets once again with the scoops. thank you for not being metsfan4ever, rovert

Hey now he said if Bray couldn't go and Bray could clearly go. Though I was surprised

Gonzo McFee posted:

Yup. Mostly because it's become a crutch for lazy writing.

If you're gonna do bad writing (and WWE are) it's really better for you to have a get out of booking corner free card hanging about.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Gonzo McFee posted:

Yup. Mostly because it's become a crutch for lazy writing.

This year is one of the best MITB when it comes to booking, at least. You have Seth as the champ: Orton beat him earlier in the night, so he has claim to a title shot. Brock never got pinned, so he has a claim. Reigns got pinned but it was from a heel who took advantage of him in a weakened state, so there's another possible feud right there.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
MITB was pretty diluted when there were two briefcases every year, now that there's only going to be one going forward its probably going to be utilized better than it was with, say, Damien Sandow, Mr. Money in the Bank

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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Also since cashing in MITB is such a heel thing to do, you don't get stuck giving it to a babyface and writing yourself into a corner just because you don't want a heel winning both matches.

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