|
#22: make like an abit motherboard and stop posting
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:26 |
|
|
# ? May 28, 2024 14:41 |
|
jiggled again
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:33 |
|
who was the gameification guy? that one anyway
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:36 |
|
rotor
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:37 |
|
losethos
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:40 |
|
memes are epic
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:41 |
|
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:42 |
|
ban space kimchi
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:43 |
|
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:43 |
|
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:43 |
|
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:43 |
|
quirex fingering the wrong hole and making a lady cry in burger king. At least I think it was him.
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:44 |
|
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:47 |
|
BooLoo posted:quirex fingering the wrong hole and making a lady cry in burger king. that was echidna penis "I can still smell you on my finger"
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 22:54 |
|
*you're
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:08 |
|
precious memories
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:08 |
|
this also interesting post/avatar combination
|
# ? Mar 30, 2015 23:22 |
|
pity reply
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 00:04 |
|
someone admitted to ditching a date by escaping thru the restaurant bathroom window
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 00:05 |
|
that might have been the same person who left their apt door unlocked and got their zune stolen
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 00:06 |
|
what was the one that caught fire a lot and came preloaded with illegal pornography
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:26 |
|
graph posted:that might have been the same person who left their apt door unlocked and got their zune stolen "working on audio poo poo"
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:27 |
|
Farmer Crack-rear end posted:what was the one that caught fire a lot and came preloaded with illegal pornography coldpie??
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:28 |
|
Farmer Crack-rear end posted:what was the one that caught fire a lot and came preloaded with illegal pornography forums.somethingawful.com
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:29 |
|
don't forget LIGATT security
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:30 |
|
weird mainframe dude too too cool for us
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:30 |
|
BooLoo posted:quirex fingering the wrong hole and making a lady cry in burger king. hahaha it's fuckin classic that somehow you remembered that story as coming from qirex anyway didn't we have this thread like in the last few months? isn't this this kind of thing we should only do every few years
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:31 |
|
Jonny 290 posted:forums.somethingawful.com heh don't post porn here!!
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:31 |
|
Farmer Crack-rear end posted:there's a heavy knocking at the front door. you walk over to open it, but just as you're about to reach for the knob the door busts wide open. it leaves a nasty dent on the wall. it's tom collins. you start to yell, but he whips out an expandable baton and suddenly your head is exploding in pain and you're on the ground moaning in agony and everything's whirling around you. a heavy grunt and some rough manhandling quickly divest you of your trousers. you try to resist but he just shoves your face back onto the floor. panting real hard from all this hard work, he puts on his best gruff-sounding voice. Farmer Crack-rear end posted:there's a lot of thrusting but eventually tom comes to the unwelcome realization that his member is too short to fully penetrate your blubbery buttocks. he roughly shoves your legs wide open and punches you in the nuts a couple of times before getting up, spitting, and leaving. as he crosses the threshold, he flips an envelope over his shoulder back into your home. trembling, you open the envelope to find a printed note - headed with "New Text Document(17).txt" - containing a brief message: Farmer Crack-rear end posted:
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:35 |
|
anyone have the kirk razor meltdown handy?
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:43 |
|
quote:1. Tag NWS stuff - Links, images, whatever; it must be tagged as such. Note that while the use of "doublenigger" being considered funny was recently enshrined in YOSPOS law, it is now considered poor form. The minimum acceptable standard is now "friend of the family"*2n, where n ≥ 2. Expect n to increase as the forums become less racist over time.
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 02:57 |
|
graph posted:someone admitted to ditching a date by escaping thru the restaurant bathroom window many many years ago a guy made a gbs thread saying he saw a guy with an SA keychain on the bus and said hi. the guy apparently invited him over, but then started going crazy so he has to jump out the second story window. there was a big witch hunt for the guy who did it but then some people cast doubt on his story (which was also in the news) and he was banned by lowtax. thank you for reading.
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:07 |
|
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:10 |
|
infernal machines posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 this was good
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 03:20 |
|
PleasureKevin posted:many many years ago a guy made a gbs thread saying he saw a guy with an SA keychain on the bus and said hi. the guy apparently invited him over, but then started going crazy so he has to jump out the second story window. there was a big witch hunt for the guy who did it but then some people cast doubt on his story (which was also in the news) and he was banned by lowtax. thank you for reading. also I think that's where the "the perp is in this thread and probably posted" meme came from which was later bannable
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 04:00 |
|
graph posted:someone admitted to ditching a date by escaping thru the restaurant bathroom window that was crip eating bread and he admitted to it while trying to impress everyone with his okcupid script. I'm pretty sure I've seen him quote himself about it in the grey forums.
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:42 |
|
BooLoo posted:that was crip eating bread and he admitted to it while trying to impress everyone with his okcupid script. I'm pretty sure I've seen him quote himself about it in the grey forums. oh yeah, that great exchange where he bragged about going out on dates with unattractive women and then ditching them with the check mid-date(multiple times). then he followed it up with his amazing insight into spam dating through user scripts classy fuckin' guy, that crip eating bread
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:49 |
|
graph posted:someone admitted to ditching a date by escaping thru the restaurant bathroom window was that me? i seem to remembering sharing a moment if the forum when my best mate had a date he found on nzdating and she turned out to be awful so he went to the bathroom and asked me to ring him in 10 minutes with a made up emergency but I was having a good time with my wife so I laughed and told him id ring in like 2 hours and he flipped out and bailed out the bathroom window and went to our house what a lovely thread this is
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:49 |
|
slam whaler
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:50 |
|
|
# ? May 28, 2024 14:41 |
|
nice sex fetish pram
|
# ? Mar 31, 2015 05:52 |