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Ottawa's gonna get their poo poo pushed in by the Lightning, but I don't care!
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Mar 30, 2015 00:27
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Hockles posted:Injury Report Still funny.
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Mar 30, 2015 01:33
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Hockles posted:Transaction News All of these are hilarious
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Mar 30, 2015 03:11
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buju gwaan puff pon di stanley chalice
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Mar 30, 2015 03:44
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Calder? I'll take it.
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Mar 30, 2015 04:06
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Hockles posted:Transaction News It's a conspiracy to keep McPhallus down the depth chart!  Oh well, at least we're in the playoffs.
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Mar 30, 2015 11:17
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Hockles posted:Athanatos should run away with the Norris My +/- is so good because I score a goal (and apparently drop assists) then get the gently caress off the ice and let Felix do work.
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Mar 30, 2015 14:49
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Felix burned too bright to start his career. He doesn't even tweet anymore.
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Mar 30, 2015 15:04
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Mar 30, 2015 15:48
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Hand Knit posted:Still funny. It's so true to life. Goal scoring dirty hit throwing shitlord who has a leaky brain. I love it
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Mar 31, 2015 02:21
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End of 2019-20 Season Update Playoff Results ARZ def SJS in 5 LAK def EDM in 5 NSH def CGY in 4 COL def CHI in 7 TBL def OTT in 6 MTL def TOR in 7 CAR def BOS in 5 CBJ def NJD in 7 LAK def ARZ in 7 NSH def COL in 6 MTL def TBL in 6 CAR def CBJ in 6 LAK def NSH in 6 CAR def MTL in 6 CAR def LAK in 7 NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Carolina Hurricanes Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Tampa Bay Lightning Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Los Angeles Kings Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Carolina Hurricanes Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Aaron Athanatos -- Toronto Maple Leafs Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Milkbags O'Leary -- Vancouver Canucks Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Jack Flinn -- Carolina Hurricanes Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Jonathan Quick -- Los Angeles Kings William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Trevor Martin / Chase Marchand -- Arizona Coyotes Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Niklas Hjalmarsson -- Chicago Blackhawks Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils AHL Playoffs Results TOR def UTI in 6 GRR def IOW in 5 OKC def LEM in 6 TEX def ADK in 6 POR def PRO in 7 WBS def HER in 6 SYR def NOR in 7 MNC def STJ in 7 TEX def TOR in 7 GRR def OKC in 5 WBS def POR in 5 SYR def MNC in 6 GRR def TEX in 7 SYR def WBS in 5 GRR def SYR in 7 AHL Awards Calder Cup (AHL's Stanley Cup) Grand Rapids Griffins Macgregor Kilpatrick Trophy (AHL's President's Trophy) Toronto Marlies Norman R. (Bud) Poile Trophy (Midwest Division Winner) Grand Rapids Griffins Sam Pollock Trophy (North Division Winner) Toronto Marlies John D. Chick Trophy (South Division Winner) Oklahoma City Barons Emile Francis Trophy (Atlantic Division Winner) Portland Pirates Frank S. Mathers Trophy (East Division Winner) Hershey Bears F.G. (Teddy) Oke Trophy (Northeast Division Winner) Syracuse Crunch Richard F. Canning Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Syracuse Crunch Robert W. Clarke Trophy (Western Conference Champion) Grand Rapids Griffins John B. Sollenberger Trophy (Most Regular Season Points) Pavel Kozhanov -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Les Cunningham Award (League MVP) Regan Nagy -- Norfolk Admirals Willie Marshall Award (Most Regular Season Goals) Pavel Kozhanov -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Dudley "Red" Garrett Memorial Award (Rookie of the Year) Pavel Kozhanov -- Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins Eddie Shore Award (Best Defenseman) Kyle Capobianco -- Grand Rapids Griffins Aldege "Baz" Bastien Memorial Award (Best Goaltender) Bobby Dugan -- Toronto Marlies Jack A. Butterfield Trophy (Playoff MVP) Samuel Harvey -- Grand Rapids Griffins Fred T. Hunt Memorial Award (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Josh Ho-Sang -- Bridgeport Sound Tigers Yanick Dupre Memorial Award (Community Involvement) Jeremie Beaudin -- Springfield Falcons Harry "Hap" Holmes Memorial Award (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Bobby Dugan / Alex Dubeau -- Toronto Marlies Comments Kilza gets a start for a playoff game! ...it goes how you would expect Athanatos gets the Calder, O'Leary gets the Calder No goon cup winner this season Lots of goon restricted free agents this offseason. Will they all come back, or will there be   Offer Sheetshttp://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Upcoming Free-Agents ARZ -- F. Lemur (RFA) CHI -- RC Cola (RFA) CBJ -- R. Peters (RFA) EDM -- E. Rutkowski (RFA) EDM -- R. McPhallus (RFA) LAK -- S. McStabson (RFA) LAK -- B. Bitdiddle (RFA) NSH -- Zip (RFA) OTT -- S. Satonaka (RFA) OTT -- F. Stats (RFA) PHI -- ThinkTank (RFA) STL -- P. Wang (RFA) TBL -- T. Delacour (RFA) TOR -- A. Athanatos (RFA) TOR -- F. Orphansbane (RFA) VAN -- J. Helar (RFA) WSH -- J. Hilder (RFA) WSH -- S. Pepperdick (RFA) WPG -- S. Saskatanov (RFA)
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Mar 31, 2015 06:58
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I pray for an awful offer sheet for Felix. Toronto will not match.
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Mar 31, 2015 07:09
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Hockles posted:Comments  My plan keeps working. 
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Mar 31, 2015 07:15
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man we all suck at playoffs
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Mar 31, 2015 07:52
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1st round exit Edmonton is holding Rutkowski and McPhallus back. Clearly they need a trade or an offer sheet to thrive.
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Mar 31, 2015 11:06
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Kill whatever 80s Oiler is in charge of the team right now. It's Gretzky, isn't it? If so, I'll kill him myself. Rutkowski fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Mar 31, 2015 |
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Mar 31, 2015 12:13
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a false posted:man we all suck at playoffs Not me, I never get a look in playoff games! 
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Mar 31, 2015 13:32
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Coming off a 62 goal season Berube apparently decided that he needed to cut Tank's icetime to teach him a lesson. He is now aggressively pursuing any available offersheets.
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Mar 31, 2015 13:44
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The playoffs stats haven't been updated, fortunately, otherwise bitdiddle had no opportunity to hit anyone during the playoffs.
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Mar 31, 2015 13:46
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MononcQc posted:The playoffs stats haven't been updated, fortunately, otherwise bitdiddle had no opportunity to hit anyone during the playoffs. Oh, phew. I was gonna say, if I was seriously benched the entirety of the AHL playoffs after being benched the entirety of last year's NHL playoffs I was going to be sad. 
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Mar 31, 2015 13:48
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ThinkTank posted:Coming off a 62 goal season Berube apparently decided that he needed to cut Tank's icetime to teach him a lesson. He is now aggressively pursuing any available offersheets. Based on what you described, I think Randy Carlyle landed in Philly. 
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Mar 31, 2015 13:48
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Kyrosiris posted:Not me, I never get a look in playoff games! Playoffs are for losers who can't play golf
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Mar 31, 2015 14:31
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One more contract till I get that sweet, sweet ufa payday. I would of course love to stay in Winnipeg, there's just so much to do here!
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Mar 31, 2015 15:30
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Stickarts posted:One more contract till I get that sweet, sweet ufa payday. I would of course love to stay in Winnipeg, there's just so much to do here! You certainly can't experience everything the Human Rights Museum has to offer in just one visit!
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Mar 31, 2015 15:42
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Tell me about it! My favourite is the And don't let get me started on the downtown. There is an entire restaurant dedicated to crepes! Such metropolitan avarice!
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Mar 31, 2015 15:54
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With one Stanley Cup Champion ring from his rookie year, Wang decides he feels too much attachment to the St. Louis Blues to leave them now, and hopes for better goaltending.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:02
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MononcQc posted:The playoffs stats haven't been updated, fortunately, otherwise bitdiddle had no opportunity to hit anyone during the playoffs. Sorry, it had an error during upload. Now it is correct.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:13
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Hockles posted:Sorry, it had an error during upload. Now it is correct. Oh, okay, phew. I was gonna say, if I got bumped to the AHL and then proceeded to play no playoff games for Syracuse I was going to very loudly demand a trade. Turns out I played 23/25 of them. .926, not bad.
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Mar 31, 2015 16:19
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Eh, 4 hits per game, 22 minutes a night, +6, a few points, and made it to the SCF. Things are looking up, Bitdiddle!
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Mar 31, 2015 16:34
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5 playoff games, no points, 6 PIMs, -3
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Mar 31, 2015 16:53
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a false posted:man we all suck at playoffs lost in game 7 of the SCF the pain
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Rutkowski posted:Kill whatever 80s Oiler is in charge of the team right now. It's still Kevin Lowe and Craig MacTavish. Why? Because it will always be Kevin Lowe and Craig MacTavish.  (although maybe Gretzky also got added to management by this point, who knows) Hockles posted:Sorry, it had an error during upload. Now it is correct. Glad we can now see that I had the greatest playoff start of all time.
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Mar 31, 2015 17:36
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Maybe this will be the season that Windros finally gets first line minutes and breaks 300 pim and 40g. Windros concussion count stands at 2
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Mar 31, 2015 20:49
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THE MACHO MAN posted:Windros concussion count stands at 2 It's probably higher than that. I just post the injuries that are there when I do the updates.
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Mar 31, 2015 21:11
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Well, I'll be damned. While working on a group project for grad school tonight, I noticed that you can now change the colors of the cells in Google Docs, which you weren't able to do before... too bad it doesn't update with the colors I use when I upload from my Excel base file...
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Apr 2, 2015 00:55
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 How are you trying to colour things? You should be able to set up rules where it would change colours if, say, it was bigger than a specified number or matched a text stringOr at least you used to be able to, I haven't tried to in a while
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fits posted:
I'm sick and drugged up. Not cells. I mean Sheets. This is how my Excel Spreadsheet is: 
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Apr 2, 2015 03:15
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Hockles posted:I'm sick and drugged up. Not cells. I mean Sheets. Do you have it color-coded with NHL team colors? If so, that's adorable.
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Spamtron7000 posted:Do you have it color-coded with NHL team colors? If so, that's adorable. Yep. I can't change the text color, otherwise I'd be two-toning it.
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