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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Does anyone have a recommendation for larger condoms that aren't thick as party balloons? I'm using Trojan Magnum XLs with my current partner, but I'm unable to orgasm during sex. For awhile, it wasn't a problem, but now it's starting to make my partner feel self conscious that she's not able to make me orgasm. I'm in the US. Help me, goons!

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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
I don't have condom rec's but maybe more foreplay would help you orgasm?

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


bowmore posted:

I don't have condom rec's but maybe more foreplay would help you orgasm?

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

KillHour posted:

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.
Oh ok, well good luck

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

KillHour posted:

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.
Yeah, inflatable dolls tend to be.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

KillHour posted:

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.
So tell her to do what you want, duh.

Skyn comes in large.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


FactsAreUseless posted:

Yeah, inflatable dolls tend to be.

Maybe some day I'll be able to afford one that isn't used, and I won't have to use a condom any more!

Anne Whateley posted:

So tell her to do what you want, duh.

Skyn comes in large.

I have a box of Skyn. Same problem. I'll try asking her to do more foreplay-type stuff and see if that helps. Thanks.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
If you think Skyn is too thick I have no idea what would work for you. Are you putting a tiny bit of lube on the inside?

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

KillHour posted:

Maybe some day I'll be able to afford one that isn't used, and I won't have to use a condom any more!


I have a box of Skyn. Same problem. I'll try asking her to do more foreplay-type stuff and see if that helps. Thanks.

The ultra thin Skyns?

kiraeh
Dec 7, 2014
Most sex shops have a selection of premium condoms, have you tried any of those? My boyfriend has a similar issue and has had luck with the playboy large and the kimono large. They're a bit more expensive than most pharmacy condoms but not unreasonably so.

Skutter
Apr 8, 2007

Well you can fuck that sky high!



KillHour posted:

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.

So run the show and tell her to do more foreplay stuff.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
try lamb skin or just go Bareback brah

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
If you aren't actually asking her to do anything or doing anything, you are not running the show. Hth.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

KillHour posted:

The problem is that she's extremely... submissive in bed. I'm "running the show," as it were.

laying silently and staring off into space ≠ extremely submissive

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
"I wonder if I should get groceries. Oh yeah. The banging. A bit more I guess. "

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Most of the reason why I got a vasectomy was to avoid having to worry about condoms in the preggers sense. The rest of it is some e/n poo poo nobody wants to hear.

Also butt stuff great stuff.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


gently caress da Mods posted:

laying silently and staring off into space ≠ extremely submissive

Nah, she's usually on her phone playing flappy bird or some poo poo.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

KillHour posted:

Nah, she's usually on her phone playing flappy bird or some poo poo.

That's not submissive. That's bored and not really into you.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Masonity posted:

That's not submissive. That's bored and not really into you.

:thejoke:

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
It'd be a funnier joke if that's not pretty much how you described her when posting your initial problem...

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Masonity posted:

That's not submissive. That's bored and not really into you.

I don't know, it could be kinky to the right person. I think I've seen 'ignores me' porn somewhere once. :shrug:

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Wouldn't the ignorer be the dom though? It seems like they hold the power in the scene.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Guys, today is April Fool's Day, not Groundhog Day.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Goons,

I have a supermodel girlfriend who will do anything I want in bed and I pole vault with what God gave me. How subtle do I have to be before you figure out I'm lying?

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

Jedit posted:

Goons,

I have a supermodel girlfriend who will do anything I want in bed and I pole vault with what God gave me. How subtle do I have to be before you figure out I'm lying?

Is that not the typical experience?

e: sexperience

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jedit posted:

Goons,

I have a supermodel girlfriend who will do anything I want in bed and I pole vault with what God gave me. How subtle do I have to be before you figure out I'm lying?

Same

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Sorry to hear about you two's snapped penises. I use mine to knock kites out of trees.


Edit: trees is what I call your mum 'cause she'd rather leave and knock kites is a euphemism for "thumb my tiny flaccid penis into her gaping maw"

FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014
I had a sex partner before that was able to tighten her vagina when we were having sex. How can i get my current girlfriend to do that? Is it something that can be learned by her?

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

I had a sex partner before that was able to tighten her vagina when we were having sex. How can i get my current girlfriend to do that? Is it something that can be learned by her?

Kegel exercises.

They are both healthy and sex boosting.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

FINGERBLASTER69 posted:

I had a sex partner before that was able to tighten her vagina when we were having sex. How can i get my current girlfriend to do that? Is it something that can be learned by her?

Tell her to squeeze like she is trying to stop herself mid pee.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Masonity posted:

Kegel exercises.

They are both healthy and sex boosting.

Do them yourself, for that matter. You'll wind up with an erection that could knock a mugger unconscious, should you ever be mugged by a dwarf.

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW
A dwarf standing extremely close to you :v:

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Arnold of Soissons posted:

A dwarf standing extremely close to you :v:

It stands to reason that if he's a dwarf, he's got small arms and has to stand much closer to mug someone

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Arnold of Soissons posted:

A dwarf standing extremely close to you :v:

Speak for yourself, mate.

Anyway, regular practice of Kegels will definitely leave you like this.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


KillHour posted:

Does anyone have a recommendation for larger condoms that aren't thick as party balloons? I'm using Trojan Magnum XLs with my current partner, but I'm unable to orgasm during sex. For awhile, it wasn't a problem, but now it's starting to make my partner feel self conscious that she's not able to make me orgasm. I'm in the US. Help me, goons!

a company called kimono makes ultra-thins. they're fairly large.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


cash crab posted:

a company called kimono makes ultra-thins. they're fairly large.

They're long enough, but not wide enough.

http://www.kimono-condoms.com/condom-size.html

The MicroThin Large might be wide enough. I'll give them a shot. Thanks.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


KillHour posted:

They're long enough, but not wide enough.

http://www.kimono-condoms.com/condom-size.html

The MicroThin Large might be wide enough. I'll give them a shot. Thanks.

no problem. i don't know your exact, uh, dimensions or anything, but in my experience they will comfortably fit a larger girth as well as length. unless you're into like, coke can territory. then maybe you should start barebacking it tbh

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

cash crab posted:

you should start barebacking it tbh

The only right answer

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think I speak for all of us when I say: tell us how big your cock is.

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Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
I've found out that a regular condom goes around a fire extinguisher. Use this info to your advantage.

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