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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




in soviet ufc viewers beat you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_y_ZXktERE

e: tl;dr starts shortly after 3:25

cinci zoo sniper fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Mar 30, 2015

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ZeeBoi
Jan 17, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVAvwykLkBc

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

good kitty

Yes_Cantaloupe
Feb 28, 2005

This puts a significant dent in my theory that all cats are assholes.

Or maybe they just pale in comparison to Russians?

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Good kitty!

And what's that guy doing?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Accretionist posted:

Good kitty!

And what's that guy doing?
slapping chair while repeating "why your hands are dirty" and "take that"
probably an elaborate game of sorts or he is baiting the cat, but idk

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Yeah the cat is probably very protective of the baby so to get a video of it they did that.

Shame it wasn't a Caucasian Shephard.

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
Yeah, he's just baiting the cat to get that reaction out of it.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Yes_Cantaloupe posted:

This puts a significant dent in my theory that all cats are assholes.

Or maybe they just pale in comparison to Russians?

cats can be insanely protective of babies. to the point where it can be hard for parents to deal with them in the course of doing the most menial baby maintenance.

Rude Dude With Tude
Apr 19, 2007

Your President approves this text.
welcome to the metro



squat is life

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Tusen Takk posted:

It's mostly useless unless you're in aerospace engineering and it is also more inflected than German which means it's wicked hard to learn, not counting the interesting consonant combinations that are involved

I gave up on it after I learned how to read Cyrillic :v:

I've been taking Russian for 6 months now and haven't found it any more challenging than any other language I've learned. The cases are weird if you aren't used to case based languages, but if you give it time they'll make plenty of sense.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The-Mole posted:

I've been taking Russian for 6 months now and haven't found it any more challenging than any other language I've learned. The cases are weird if you aren't used to case based languages, but if you give it time they'll make plenty of sense.

* Is a Polyglot who can speak 23 languages including Sumerian *

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Things are hard when you're a troglodyte, even though you'll look like the average russian male. So you should be ok, as long as you don't speak or refuse the paint thinner.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

welcome to the metro



squat is life

Would.

Hey kalstrams who is that person in your avatar? I could have swore I saw her on the Ziepniekkalns bus yesterday.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




beato posted:

Would.

Hey kalstrams who is that person in your avatar? I could have swore I saw her on the Ziepniekkalns bus yesterday.
valeriya novodvorskaya, russian liberal politician, died last year

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

kalstrams posted:

valeriya novodvorskaya, russian liberal politician, died last year

from wikipedia:

"In March 2010 she signed the online anti-Putin manifesto of the Russian opposition, "Putin must go"."

and

"On 12 July 2014 Valeriya Novodvorskaya died of toxic shock syndrome which arose from phlegmon of the left foot."



oh!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

kalstrams posted:

valeriya novodvorskaya, russian liberal politician, died last year

Ahhh definitely not her then.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

beato posted:

Ahhh definitely not her then.

could be anyone. she has the 35 or older russian woman look.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

novodvorskaya was awesome, screaming for commie blood and nato tanks for twenty years straight

Warthog
Mar 8, 2004
Ferkelwämser extraordinaire

kalstrams posted:

in soviet ufc viewers beat you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_y_ZXktERE

e: tl;dr starts shortly after 3:25

...бывает... :geno:

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

egor letov 4 life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtFG_UEPjds

:ussr: And the fight goes on,
And the heart beats wild in the chest,
And Lenin is still so young,
And young October is up ahead :ussr:

A SWEATY FATBEARD
Oct 6, 2012

:buddy: GAY 4 ORGANS :buddy:

fatherboxx posted:

egor letov 4 life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtFG_UEPjds

:ussr: And the fight goes on,
And the heart beats wild in the chest,
And Lenin is still so young,
And young October is up ahead :ussr:

I really like this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afq6Bm_mq3Q

(especially the inspirational posters)

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
If you like Egor, you'll probably like his bff Yanka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYbIl7TOgQc

new friend from school fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Apr 2, 2015

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Anyone here saw the Times piece about how putin is about to start poo poo in the baltics, with nukes if it goes badly..

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/europe/article4399758.ece

Novorossiya 2: the baltic push.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

Lazer Monkey posted:

Anyone here saw the Times piece about how putin is about to start poo poo in the baltics, with nukes if it goes badly..

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/europe/article4399758.ece

Novorossiya 2: the baltic push.

Aww man, nukes in the baltics. So that cyberpunk vision from the 80's can finally become reality! Thank you, based Vladimir. Colonel Corto reporting for duty.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Lazer Monkey posted:

Anyone here saw the Times piece about how putin is about to start poo poo in the baltics, with nukes if it goes badly..

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/world/europe/article4399758.ece

Novorossiya 2: the baltic push.

gross

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





novorossiya 2.0: my hometown edition

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

soon he's gonna work up the nerve to try loving with Finland again..

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Russian village scared out of their wits by lamb that has the face of an angry old man. According to a local vet it's caused by an excessive amount of Vitamin A in the mother sheep.

A circus offered a large sum of money for the lamb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZSo9uTlUSA

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
That lamb killed thirty nazis in the great patriotic war, drat it, show some respect.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Carbon dioxide posted:

Russian village scared out of their wits by lamb that has the face of an angry old man. According to a local vet it's caused by an excessive amount of Vitamin A in the mother sheep.

A circus offered a large sum of money for the lamb.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZSo9uTlUSA

To be fair I'd immediately put it to death. Then eat it's lamb chops to earn it's forbidden wisdom.

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR
e: nm

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW

The Guardian posted:

Salutin' Putin: inside a Russian troll house

Former workers tell how hundreds of bloggers are paid to flood forums and social networks at home and abroad with anti-western and pro-Kremlin comments

(...)

The most prestigious job in the agency is to be an English-language troll, for which the pay is 65,000 roubles. Last year, the Guardian’s readers’ editor said he believed there was an “orchestrated pro-Kremlin campaign” on the newspaper’s comment boards.

As he spoke decent English, Marat was sent for a test in the English language department, where he was given the task of writing a one-page text in English about his political views. Not wanting to overdo it, he wrote that he was apolitical, and thought all politics were cynical. It was not good enough to pass.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
And they say communist Russia is a bad place when you get paid to shitpost against foreigners

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




amityville anus posted:

And they say communist Russia is a bad place when you get paid to shitpost against foreigners
salaries there start at ~30 percent above average, country-wide

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

kalstrams posted:


novorossiya 2.0: my hometown edition

Latgale is it's own country now?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




beato posted:

Latgale is it's own country now?
nah, some idiots meddling around people's republics crap, got security police on their asses really quickly

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Even better the trolls get paid in a increasingly worthless currency.


65000 roubles= 1100 dollarss

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Jesus I didn't even know that livejournal still existed. loving Russians, paying ppl to poo poo post on a literally-no-longer-used site.

hey bad vlad i will troll myspace for 100,000 robble robbles per month

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

du -hast posted:

Jesus I didn't even know that livejournal still existed. loving Russians, paying ppl to poo poo post on a literally-no-longer-used site.

hey bad vlad i will troll myspace for 100,000 robble robbles per month

geocities website will cost putin 200,000 roubles

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