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Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!
sonic the hedgehog is going to be in a nintendo game......april fools!

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Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!
the xbox one has the correct type of ram....april fools

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

THE PENETRATOR posted:

Heres an april fool joke... knock knock

who is there???

Adam Bowen
Jan 6, 2003

This post probably contains a Rickroll link!

Bicyclops posted:

who is there???


an actual good game by a western AAA publisher


april fools!

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
sony buys out FROM software so they can annualise dark souls!!

april f-- oh wait that's happening

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

It's April, so this thread should be locked.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Also somebody should make a new one.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Excels posted:

where are the epic april Fools jokes??????????

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Black Baby Goku posted:

Gas this turd GBS chat thread, come back home Bae

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

thats cruel, separating a man from his significant other

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


qnqnx posted:

thats cruel, separating a man from his significant other

star-crossed gamers...

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

that's not very epic.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

please subtitle the April chat thread "the cool Japan men wouldn't even be my friend"

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Excels posted:

sony buys out FROM software so they can annualise dark souls!!

april f-- oh wait that's happening

They're buying it but it's not going to be an annual game.

FROM will put out games excusively for Sony systems but it's going to be their entire catalog of franchises that gets rotated in. The only thing that might not get an actual new game is armored core, but King's Field will return(supposedly as a competitor to the Elder Scrolls series).

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

The Taint Reaper posted:

They're buying it but it's not going to be an annual game.

FROM will put out games excusively for Sony systems but it's going to be their entire catalog of franchises that gets rotated in. The only thing that might not get an actual new game is armored core, but King's Field will return(supposedly as a competitor to the Elder Scrolls series).

An open world RPG with combat that doesn't suck dick? I'll believe it when I see it.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

PantsBandit posted:

An open world RPG with combat that doesn't suck dick? I'll believe it when I see it.

The Open world part just means that running away won't save you. I would also wager that there are going to be many ways to complete an objective since everything so fa they have made has been using interlocking passageways and short cuts.

So like a very punishing Dishonored but the size of Skyrim. The True sequel to Deus Ex

The Taint Reaper fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 1, 2015

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
Kings field was already open world

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

corn in the bible posted:

Kings field was already open world

I only played 4 and it wasn't as open as it could have been. :colbert:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

How Rude posted:

I like FactsAreUseless, he works hard to be a shining example for the terrible lp community, he updates his pokemon lp regularly

I'll bet his next update is coming soon!

this was supposed to be a burn, wasn't it.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

PleasingFungus posted:

this was supposed to be a burn, wasn't it.

yeah, he's not good at those

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
i think the best april fools pranks in gaming are things that legitimately upset people by not being real.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
great prank for the star citizen devs: release a beta available exclusively through uPlay and Origin

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Star Citizen is already a prank

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

PleasingFungus posted:

this was supposed to be a burn, wasn't it.

it wasn't, his thread is really good. you guys should read it.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

CJacobs posted:

Star Citizen is already a prank
a prank on the hearts of thousands of innocent manchildren

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Fungah! posted:

yeah, he's not good at those

you're not good at posting

reminder that Platinum rewards for Club Nintendo got released, it's just a bunch of downloadable games from the E-Shop though :geno:

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

How Rude posted:

you're not good at posting

see what i mean?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


he's living up to his name!

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Great Joe posted:

a prank on the hearts of thousands of innocent manchildren

they are not innocent, they paid their admission, now they're taking the ride.

How Rude
Aug 13, 2012


FUCK THIS SHIT

Fungah! posted:

see what i mean?

do i really care what a big baby like you thinks about my posting. why don't you rage post another f2p phone game thread after complaining about it

Nintendo direct in 2 minutes!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6fY6CUEYgw

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

How Rude posted:

do i really care what a big baby like you thinks about my posting. why don't you rage post another f2p phone game thread after complaining about it

Nintendo direct in 2 minutes!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6fY6CUEYgw

touchy, aren't we?

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Lucas is back and they added a Link costume for Mii fighters. Also the prices look reasonable. Cool.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!

Bicyclops posted:

Lucas is back and they added a Link costume for Mii fighters. Also the prices look reasonable. Cool.

They put all the interesting poo poo at the beginning because they knew the rest was garbage they had to talk about to appease investors.

and it ended with absolutely NOTHING

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
they did a whole goddamn build up to announce you can go slightly faster in MK8 now. so basically less time that you aren't drifting

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

SMT x FE is going to be the best game ver

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

so instead of Demi-Fiend and Hector teaming up to beat up demons it's just a bunch of Persona style dudes with Fire Emblem gameplay

ok

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

I didn't watch the Direct and just got the news from the internet but don't be grumpy, Excels, they announced some cool Smash things and you didn't have to waste much of your time.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
i am extremely happy about lucas.

Excels
Mar 7, 2012

Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!
hell they may even release mother 3 on virtual console. the future has no limits

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
I don't have a Wii U and don't plan on it for a while but I'm glad Lucas is back, he was one of my mains in Brawl.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Fungah! posted:

SMT x FE is going to be the best game ver

I shall be purchasing that and Xenoblade.

gently caress Wooly World though, game looks like it's going to be yet another lackluster platformer.

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