Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Chill

The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Your Picture II: Selfies & Chill

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

Three Olives posted:

No, entire condo HOA, we have like 20 full time employees for 110-ish units and over an acre of property, plus there are replacement reserves, grounds maintenance, chillers, etc. Our annual budget is well over $1M

Thats not a selling point.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 19:21

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 10, 2024 03:58

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

that is a hilariously awful way to spend money, especially in a state with such a decent cost of living

# ? Apr 1, 2015 19:35

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Three Olives posted:

No, entire condo HOA, we have like 20 full time employees for 110-ish units and over an acre of property, plus there are replacement reserves, grounds maintenance, chillers, etc. Our annual budget is well over $1M

That's it, you're a weird alien. Nothing will convince me otherwise.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 19:37

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats not a selling point.

Quoted because this is the correct

Not the right thread for this derail tho guys:(

Jastiger has a new favorite as of 19:49 on Apr 1, 2015

# ? Apr 1, 2015 19:47

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005

It's awesome, it's basically like living in a nice hotel, you can go grocery shopping, park under the porte-coch�re, they will unload your car, bring you groceries up to your house and park your car. It's not for everyone, some of my friends are cool with it, creeps some of them out because of things like the fact that the place is crawling with cameras, intercoms and uniformed staff. Also it's nice because it's super, super secure, Todd Wagner lives in the building.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:01

gnarlyhotep: Sep 30, 2008; by Lowtax; Oven Wrangler

classic 3O

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:02

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

It's awesome, it's basically like living in a nice hotel, you can go grocery shopping, park under the porte-cochère, they will unload your car, bring you groceries up to your house and park your car. It's not for everyone, some of my friends are cool with it, creeps some of them out because of things like the fact that the place is crawling with cameras, intercoms and uniformed staff. Also it's nice because it's super, super secure, Todd Wagner lives in the building.

Is this ironic are you proud that you spend almost a grand on a parking spot and a porter a month?

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:04

ceebee: Feb 12, 2004

Three Olives posted:

It's awesome, it's basically like living in a nice hotel, you can go grocery shopping, park under the porte-coch�re, they will unload your car, bring you groceries up to your house and park your car. It's not for everyone, some of my friends are cool with it, creeps some of them out because of things like the fact that the place is crawling with cameras, intercoms and uniformed staff. Also it's nice because it's super, super secure, Todd Wagner lives in the building.

So basically it's a retirement home.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:11

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

CONDO CONDO CONDO POSTIN ITT

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:28

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

lol if you don't live on 14 acres of undeveloped slough

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:37

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

My daughter has already paid off her hose. So impressive!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 20:52

UnfortunateSexFart: May 18, 2008; ð» ððð« ð·ððð·
ð ð ð ð« ð®ð ð¾ð ð ð¡ððð

Picnic Princess posted:

CONDO CONDO CONDO POSTIN ITT

What if I post my condo in the glorious western Canadian mountains? Somewhere in this pile

# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

ChlamydiaJones posted:

Where the gently caress did you find that tripe?

# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:39

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Tina's mother needs to cite her loving sources.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:42

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

i don't think tina's mother has any sources to cite.

but how dare you tell me how to raise little tina? are you some sort of pro-autism pro-vaccer? - tina's mom irl

A 50S RAYGUN has a new favorite as of 22:06 on Apr 1, 2015

# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:56

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

Tina's mom has got it going on

# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:58

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

I think that...

[Posts selfie with same DreamWorks face]

# ? Apr 1, 2015 21:59

La Croux: May 10, 2007; Proud member since 2010 <3

...What face?

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:01

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

rude of that person to photograph you photographing me

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:02

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

psyopmonkey posted:

I think that...

[Posts selfie with same DreamWorks face]

Hey I like your Dreamworks face!
In my head I call you Wryopmonkey :allears:

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:10

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

peter gabriel posted:

Hey I like your Dreamworks face!
In my head I call you Wryopmonkey

Thats fun!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:12

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

psyopmonkey posted:

Thats fun!

I am a fun guy!

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:12

psyopmonkey: Nov 15, 2008; by Lowtax

peter gabriel posted:

I am a fun guy!

Too far.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:13

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

psyopmonkey posted:

Too far.

Dammit

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:20

Tonetta: Jul 9, 2013; look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

peter gabriel posted:

I am a fun guy!

Uhhhh

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:46

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

eh?
I sounded creepy didn't I?
Sorry

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:54

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Your avatar is pretty fun imo :3:

# ? Apr 1, 2015 22:58

peter gabriel: Nov 8, 2011; Hello Commandos

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Your avatar is pretty fun imo

Thank you, my posting confidence is shaken and I appreciate the support in this difficult time

# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:06

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

What's with the teenage anime level dialogue in this thread?

# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:30

Generation Internet: Jan 18, 2009; Where angels and generals fear to tread.

Jerry Cotton posted:

What's with the teenage anime level dialogue in this thread?

Listen here, pal, this is a fun thread for friendly goons.

# ? Apr 1, 2015 23:38

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jerry Cotton posted:

What's with the teenage anime level dialogue in this thread?

psyopmonkey likes a boy so she's being tsundere, baka

# ? Apr 2, 2015 00:03

BurnBlackJay: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

Nutmeg posted:

Love your hair, and I'm proud you're brave enough to go with a Miss Piggy look as well. I got a new dress a few days ago and took a quick shot while I was trying it out

For reference on how far I've come this is me 2 years ago.

harry potter

# ? Apr 2, 2015 00:56

casual poster: Jun 29, 2009; So casual.

BurnBlackJay posted:

harry potter

goons are absolutely horrible at recognizing faces and this entire thread just goes to prove that

# ? Apr 2, 2015 01:12

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

casual poster posted:

goons are absolutely horrible at recognizing faces and this entire thread just goes to prove that

That furry is clearly Bruce Wayne a.k.a. Spider-Man.

# ? Apr 2, 2015 01:18

BurnBlackJay: May 31, 2011; by Lowtax

casual poster posted:

goons are absolutely horrible at recognizing faces and this entire thread just goes to prove that

nope i need harry potter to come and erase what ive just seen from me ok?

# ? Apr 2, 2015 02:43

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

La Croux posted:

...What face?

Where at.. And who makes those boots, my wife will be owning those soon

# ? Apr 2, 2015 02:54

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Darth123123 posted:

Where at.. And who makes those boots, my wife will be owning those soon

Boot fetishist spotted

# ? Apr 2, 2015 03:15

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?