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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I think Henry is a genuine BPA here and I'm excited to have him replace Kevin Vickerson.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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No Butt Stuff posted:

loving, dammit.

Sniped you by two picks?

Silly Burrito fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Mar 31, 2015

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Silly Burrito posted:

Sniped you by two picks?

Yep.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Raku posted:

Arie was a good pick. Much more refined and NFL ready than his brother was (I still can't believe Cyrus even got drafted--he had size and just about nothing else).

Thanks. Make Ingram feel comfortable, let him run behind an Alabama lineman. :)

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
b0ng, you can be boring and serious and get an OT or whatever

Or you can just go hog wild and get more pass rush

Follow your heart

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Has anyone PM'd b0ng?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Hmm. Packers re-sign Raji after all, still feeling okay about the Jarrett pick.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Any other Texans fans ready to make a pick?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I haven't been following along so I have no idea who's available and am far too lazy right now to actually do any research, but hey if any other Texans fan wants to do it

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Mod request to changename b0ng to d0ng, thanks in advance

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Coldforge posted:

Has anyone PM'd b0ng?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Some Texans fan needs to take Donovan Smith, OT, Penn State.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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The Texans have agreed to trade JJ Watt for the Saints QB.

Luke McCown.

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

You know Lechler's getting a little long in the tooth, maybe the Texans should consider a new punter

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Thanks for making a pick Intruder. Stuff is a little crazy for me this week due to traveling, so if you guys could just PM the next fake GM after making your pick, that would be cool. I promise I will get back to occasionally bothering you next week!

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

korrandark posted:

Players Drafted

Quarterback
Jameis Winston
Marcus Mariota
Brett Hundley
Bryce Petty

Runningback
Todd Gurley
Melvin Gordon
Ameer Abdullah
Tevin Coleman
Jay Ajayi
Duke Johnson
TJ Yeldon

Wide Receiver
Kevin White
Amari Cooper
Dorial Green-Beckham
Jaelen Strong
Sammie Coates
Davante Parker
Phillip Dorsett
Nelson Agholor
Tyler Lockett
Breshard Perriman
Devin Funchess
Devin Smith
Chris Conley
Rashad Greene
Jamison Crowder
Tony Lippett

Tight End
Maxx Williams
Clive Walford
Tyler Kroft

Offensive Tackle
Brandon Schreff
La'El Collins
T.J. Clemmings
D.J Humphries
Jake Fisher
Andrus Peat
Ereck Flowers
Rob Havenstein
Cedric Ogbuehi
Josue Matias
Ty Sambrailo
Donovan Smith

Offensive Guard
A.J. Cann
Laken Tomlinson
Tre Jackson
Arie Kouandjio
Ali Marpet
John Miller
Daryl Williams

Offensive Center
Cameron Fleming
Reese Dismukes
Hroniss Grasu

Defensive End
Leonard Williams
Dante Fowler Jr.
Vic Beasley
Randy Gregory
Bud Dupree
Owamagbe Odighizuwa
Nate Orchard
Preston Smith
Trey Flowers
Danielle Hunter
Marcus Hardison
Lorenzo Mauldin

Defensive Tackle
Danny Shelton
Malcolm Brown
Eddie Goldman
Jordan Phillips
Arik Armstead
Carl Davis
Michael Bennett
Grady Jarrett
Henry Anderson
Xavier Cooper
Mario Edwards Jr.

Outside Linebacker
Shane Ray
Eli Harold
Hau'oli Kikaha
Markus Golden
Max Valles

Inside Linebacker
Stephone Anthony
Shaq Thompson
Eric Kendricks
Denzel Perryman
Paul Dawson
Benardrick McKinney
Ramik Wilson

Cornerback
Trae Waynes
Marcus Peters
Kevin Johnson
Jalen Collins
P.J. Williams
Ronald Darby
Eric Rowe
Quinten Rollins
Byron Jones
Ifo Ekpre-Olomu
Doran Grant
Alex Carter

Safeties
Landon Collins
Anthony Harris
Damarious Randall
Gerod Holliman
Jaquiski Tartt

I made this to keep track of everyone who has been drafted. It is up to date with the 48th pick.

Up to date.

vvvv fixed, thanks

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 22:52 on Apr 6, 2015

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
You missed IEO

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
How many rounds are we going partaking in, friends?

I am at the point where I have never heard of the people I will be drafting :v:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Shath Hole posted:

How many rounds are we going partaking in, friends?

I am at the point where I have never heard of the people I will be drafting :v:

You don't admit this. You just save your picks and in two years of one of the late round names you pick out of the hat is a success, you get to pretend you are a supreme talent evaluator.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

No Butt Stuff posted:

You don't admit this. You just save your picks and in two years of one of the late round names you pick out of the hat is a success, you get to pretend you are a supreme talent evaluator.

Ya'll gonna look pretty dumb when Al-Hajj Shabazz, DB, West Chester blows the gently caress up :smug:

Shabazz Island coming to a stadium near you!

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Axiel told me he didn't have time to think about it today so I went ahead and made the pick

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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My next band is going to be called Cruel and Unusual and the Detroit Lions 

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

My next band is going to be called Cruel and Unusual and the Detroit Lions 

I was going to get three dogs and name them that. :D

I think the real draft will be over by the time we reach my next pick.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Cruel and Unusual posted:

I was going to get three dogs and name them that. :D

I think the real draft will be over by the time we reach my next pick.

I'm surprised how well this one is actually going. It seems like last year we never got this far and it took twice as long.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Not as happy with this pick as the previous two. Tartt's fine here, but I was really hoping either Holliman or Randall would still be on the board.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Shath Hole posted:

Ya'll gonna look pretty dumb when Al-Hajj Shabazz, DB, West Chester blows the gently caress up :smug:

Shabazz Island coming to a stadium near you!

Shabazz is really cool and good, actually

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Roasted Donut posted:

Shabazz is really cool and good, actually

Dibs

KettleWL
Dec 28, 2010
Round 4

Pick (overall)
1 (100). Tennessee Titans
2 (101). New England Patriots (from Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
3 (102). Oakland Raiders
4 (103). Jacksonville Jaguars
5 (104). New York Jets
6 (105). Washington Redskins
7 (106). Chicago Bears
8 (107). Atlanta Falcons
9 (108). New York Giants
10 (109). Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from St. Louis Rams)
11 (110). Minnesota Vikings
12 (111). Cleveland Browns
13 (112). Seattle Seahawks (from New Orleans Saints)
14 (113). Philadelphia Eagles (from San Francisco 49ers through Buffalo Bills)
15 (114). Miami Dolphins
16 (115). Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo Bills)
17 (116). Houston Texans
18 (117). San Diego Chargers
19 (118). Kansas City Chiefs
20 (119). St. Louis Rams (from Philadelphia Eagles)
21 (120). Cincinnati Bengals
22 (121). Pittsburgh Steelers
23 (122). Baltimore Ravens (from Detroit Lions)
24 (123). Arizona Cardinals
25 (124). Carolina Panthers
26 (125). Baltimore Ravens
27 (126). San Francisco 49ers (from Denver Broncos)
28 (127). Dallas Cowboys
29 (128). Indianapolis Colts
30 (129). Green Bay Packers
31 (130). Seattle Seahawks
32 (131). New England Patriots
33 (132). San Francisco 49ers (compensatory selection)
34 (133). Denver Broncos (compensatory selection)
35 (134). Seattle Seahawks (compensatory selection)
36 (135). Cincinnati Bengals (compensatory selection)
37 (136). Baltimore Ravens (compensatory selection)

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Feeling pretty good about the value of my picks so far, I didn't think Alex Carter would still be on the board at the bottom of the 3rd

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

KettleWL posted:

Round 4

Pick (overall)
1 (100). Tennessee Titans
2 (101). New England Patriots (from Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
3 (102). Oakland Raiders
4 (103). Jacksonville Jaguars
5 (104). New York Jets
6 (105). Washington Redskins
7 (106). Chicago Bears
8 (107). Atlanta Falcons
9 (108). New York Giants
10 (109). Tampa Bay Buccaneers (from St. Louis Rams)
11 (110). Minnesota Vikings
12 (111). Cleveland Browns
13 (112). Seattle Seahawks (from New Orleans Saints)
14 (113). Philadelphia Eagles (from San Francisco 49ers through Buffalo Bills)
15 (114). Miami Dolphins
16 (115). Cleveland Browns (from Buffalo Bills)
17 (116). Houston Texans
18 (117). San Diego Chargers
19 (118). Kansas City Chiefs
20 (119). St. Louis Rams (from Philadelphia Eagles)
21 (120). Cincinnati Bengals
22 (121). Pittsburgh Steelers
23 (122). Baltimore Ravens (from Detroit Lions)
24 (123). Arizona Cardinals
25 (124). Carolina Panthers
26 (125). Baltimore Ravens
27 (126). San Francisco 49ers (from Denver Broncos)
28 (127). Dallas Cowboys
29 (128). Indianapolis Colts
30 (129). Green Bay Packers
31 (130). Seattle Seahawks
32 (131). New England Patriots
33 (132). San Francisco 49ers (compensatory selection)
34 (133). Denver Broncos (compensatory selection)
35 (134). Seattle Seahawks (compensatory selection)
36 (135). Cincinnati Bengals (compensatory selection)
37 (136). Baltimore Ravens (compensatory selection)

Thanks, I was about to do this!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
So the Bucs basically traded Mark Barron for Logan Mankins. That seems pretty lopsided to me.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Fun round for Seattle.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Forever_Peace posted:

Fun round for Seattle.

Crap, I better start scouting 4th round talent!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Time for the chiefs to have their possible QBOTF pick for 2015.

It's gotta work one year.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

No Butt Stuff posted:

Time for the chiefs to have their possible QBOTF pick for 2015.

It's gotta work one year.

It's fairly absurd that he lasted this long. Great pick.

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



Eh, this feels about right for Petty. The earliest I'm seeing anyone rate him is a third round prospect, and I'm seeing some go even lower than that. He had a good pro day, but he looks like he has some of the same issues that have really hurt other air raid QBs

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I'm running right the gently caress out of ideas, so any help is welcome. I mean, I kinda thought I'd have more help with this already but most of my advice has come from a browns fan :lol:

(And it was REALLY GOOD advice, too bad the Browns don't listen to that guy)

Honestly after about 4 rounds I don't even see a point to this because it's all throwing darts in the dark after the 4th - even for people who get paid for this poo poo.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Apr 5, 2015

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

You could find someone's Big Board and just take the highest player left. :shrug:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Fenrir posted:

I'm running right the gently caress out of ideas, so any help is welcome. I mean, I kinda thought I'd have more help with this already but most of my advice has come from a browns fan :lol:

(And it was REALLY GOOD advice, too bad the Browns don't listen to that guy)

Honestly after about 4 rounds I don't even see a point to this because it's all throwing darts in the dark after the 4th - even for people who get paid for this poo poo.

At this point, it's just a race to see who picks a kicker first.

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warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Cruel and Unusual posted:

You could find someone's Big Board and just take the highest player left. :shrug:

Yeah, not like there aren't a thousand mock drafts and big boards out there.

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