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moloo
Oct 29, 2004

Douche Bag Extraordinaire
http://stlouis.craigslist.org/ptd/4951588706.html



I hate it when my car gets totaled from an asteroid impact.

I bought I a transmission from this guy years ago. Weird guy, he had a large collection of ford probes/mazda mx-6's in various states of disrepair in this below ground warehouse. I can't tell if he misspelled Astrovan, he's trying to be funny, or there was some sort of asteroid.

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TheNothingNew
Nov 10, 2008
He's saying the back end is so wrecked that it looks like an asteroid.
I think.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/skc/cto/4956300803.html

Who am I peer pressuring into buying this?

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

That thing is amazing. Why is in not closer to me.

Sadi
Jan 18, 2005
SC - Where there are more rednecks than people
https://greenville.craigslist.org/cto/4954260233.html



Then there is this jewl.

https://hickory.craigslist.org/cto/4928005843.html









shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Moey posted:

That thing is amazing. Why is in not closer to me.

kastein and I know from personal experience that they will do at least 2,000 miles home so all you need is a plane ticket and a friend to talk to on the trip.

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Can't stop laughing at that poor RSX. He painted the loving seats.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Moey posted:

That thing is amazing. Why is in not closer to me.

You know what you need to do:

Tai-Pan
Feb 10, 2001

Why would you make a kit car that is _only_ known to car dorks but do a lovely job?
Anyone who has any idea what a 959 looks like know, uh, that ain't one.

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/4956720238.html
:getin:


http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/4954783618.html
:gonk:

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
That's the automotive equivalent of a jump-scare. :chloe:

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Dannywilson posted:

That's the automotive equivalent of a jump-scare. :chloe:

it has underglow too, of course

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Moey posted:

That thing is amazing. Why is in not closer to me.

Because you should go get it anyways.

They take boost amazingly well, according to all reports :getin:

By amazingly well I mean that little 73ci 3cyl that makes 73hp stock... makes 150hp on stock internals, safely, if the install is well done and tuned. In a car that is shorter than a 1967 beetle by 15 inches and shorter, narrower, and lighter than an NA miata, and 4WD.

(I might be thinking about doing this to mine.)

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

kastein posted:

Because you should go get it anyways.

They take boost amazingly well, according to all reports :getin:

By amazingly well I mean that little 73ci 3cyl that makes 73hp stock... makes 150hp on stock internals, safely, if the install is well done and tuned. In a car that is shorter than a 1967 beetle by 15 inches and shorter, narrower, and lighter than an NA miata, and 4WD.

(I might be thinking about doing this to mine.)

How does the rest of the powertrain handle it, though?

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT
If I had a garage to work on it in, I would be all over it. I get like 9 months of winter, so working on a car outside blows. Also, the ad was removed. :(

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

VideoTapir posted:

How does the rest of the powertrain handle it, though?

ECVT: don't even think about it, they're unreliable enough at stock power
5 speed: fine up to 150, allegedly. You need to upgrade the clutch. The EA63 1.4L uses the same clutch disc, so at least companies have something to refer to when making upgrade clutches, allegedly one is available for up to 200hp but I haven't seen it.

150 is probably about the most power I'd want anyways. It doesn't sound like much but in a car that came stock with 165 profile tires weighing under 2000lbs it is likely plenty.

I'm just getting started on mine so that's all I really know.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4955791276.html



The right year, seemingly good condition, not "GONNA BUILD ME A DRAG CAR LOLOLOL" hosed and not absurdly priced? Why couldn't this have been posted in another 6 months or so? :(

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
Having been in that quandary before, the solution is to think over your list of friends with money who need a car. Think of the one who is least likely to put any effort into modifying it, not afraid to ask you to help fix it, and most likely to get bored with it in 6 months. Convince them to buy it.

I did this with my first comanche. Convinced a friend to buy it (he didn't take much convincing), I was the mechanic, he bought the parts, after 6 months he was bored with it and sold it to me for about what he had into it.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Elmnt80 posted:

http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/cto/4955791276.html



The right year, seemingly good condition, not "GONNA BUILD ME A DRAG CAR LOLOLOL" hosed and not absurdly priced? Why couldn't this have been posted in another 6 months or so? :(

Nah that's one of the later ones with the square tail lights. Plus, it's a 304 auto. Looks clean, but it's not a '71 AMX or anything.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


I like the square tail lights. This makes it the right year for me. :colbert:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


That's the beauty of older cars. they changed every year, so there's something for everybody.

not like today's cars, where it's "you don't like it? wait 8 years"

Network42
Oct 23, 2002


Who thinks this is the best way to sell a car?

Bonus ad with no mention or whatever is going on here.

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

I always flag those fuckers who set their poo poo at $1. If it wouldn't have shown up in my search results at the real price it means I'm not interested in buying it shitlord. :argh:

Rawrl
Mar 30, 2010
I always just set a minimum price of $100 when searching. Helps weed out the dollar ads.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Rawrl posted:

I always just set a minimum price of $100 when searching. Helps weed out the dollar ads.

Also tick "by owner" as well, or you get those skeezebags listing cars for the price of one of the 192 bi-weekly payments.

Loan Dusty Road
Feb 27, 2007

Rawrl posted:

I always just set a minimum price of $100 when searching. Helps weed out the dollar ads.

I put 500 for minimum price, and also for minimum mileage for all those fucks that put triple digits (usually for older stuff that I don't want with 250k miles). Clean title is also a gimme.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
Ok, I know that old car prices have gone up since I was in high school, but when did every old car in good shape become a classic deserving of a premium price tag?



http://desmoines.craigslist.org/cto/4953664009.html

dreesemonkey
May 14, 2008
Pillbug

Centripetal Horse posted:

That car is gorgeous. Even if it's as good as it looks in the ad, $40,000 has got to be at least 50% more than he could ever hope to get, right?

All it takes is one oil-rich dude in TX to say "you know my pop used to take me to the ice cream parlor in his riviera" and buy it out of nostalgia. FWIW, the car does look really really nice. Probably not $40k nice, but still. I've seen worse.

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005
I don't know why but I want this. What is a good price for these?
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/4932337771.html

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I need to stop watching Roadkill.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Meydey posted:

I don't know why but I want this. What is a good price for these?
http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/cto/4932337771.html



I don't think that's crazy. Pity the seller doesn't have photos of the interior, it's more bizarre than the exterior.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^



unibody is still Straight!

Suburban Dad
Jan 10, 2007


Well what's attached to a leash that it made itself?
The punchline is the way that you've been fuckin' yourself




Guess that monster intake led to some monster oversteer.

SiliconX
Sep 18, 2004

That damn Pharah again...

College Slice
I'd imagine the Alberta boys have perhaps seen this but anyways:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/edmonton/2014-dodge-ram-1500-stolen-truck-5-000-reward-for-return/1057290624?siteLocale=en_CA

SiliconX fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Apr 3, 2015

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

Ville Valo posted:

I need to stop watching Roadkill.



Doesn't seem like a good price IMO.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I can't help but hear that ad being read in Liam Neeson's voice.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Actual gold:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/4960651006.html

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 20 minutes!
Young Orc
Anyone want to do a V8 swap? If I didn't already have a 265 sitting in the garage, I'd probably pick this one up. It even comes with the best wheels and the diesel should give it the better front suspension than the four cylinder.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Volvo-240-DL-/251901381950





Man I love that front end, although having hood pins on a diesel Volvo is probably the best part.

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



drat, that's pretty close to me too.

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Sir Tonk posted:

Anyone want to do a V8 swap? If I didn't already have a 265 sitting in the garage, I'd probably pick this one up. It even comes with the best wheels and the diesel should give it the better front suspension than the four cylinder.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Volvo-240-DL-/251901381950





Man I love that front end, although having hood pins on a diesel Volvo is probably the best part.

Please send it to California so we can all make our pre-84 240s smog exempt

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