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Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

Disinterested posted:

Eh it's commonly accepted that British military competence specialises around letting everything go to poo poo and then pulling it back together again after.
How can you gloriously dig yourself out from a jam and win lots of medals if you're too good to get into a jam in the first place? The very idea of it is just silly. :monocle: :britain:

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Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

Trin Tragula posted:

(The canonical Wolfgang story got posted by someone a while ago on ARRSE, and it goes like this, courtesy of an incredibly confused subaltern. I've added a small amount of punctuation.)
This whole thing with Wolfgang has had us all entertained over here. It's getting exaggerated in our minds at this point. Like, imagine a bunch of special forces emerging out of some muck in Ghillie suits in the middle of the night, and getting caught in the glare of a pair of headlights. They instinctively think their cover is blown and the exercise is a disaster, until they hear the bell in the truck, and then it's a race to the front of the queue.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Disinterested posted:

Eh it's commonly accepted that British military competence specialises around letting everything go to poo poo and then pulling it back together again after.

If the Cold War was decided by drinking and arsing about in the pub, the BOAR would have at least trounced the Warsaw Pact lot!

Arquinsiel
Jun 1, 2006

"There is no such thing as society. There are individual men and women, and there are families. And no government can do anything except through people, and people must look to themselves first."

God Bless Margaret Thatcher
God Bless England
RIP My Iron Lady

SeanBeansShako posted:

If the Cold War was decided by drinking and arsing about in the pub, the BOAR would have at least trounced the Warsaw Pact lot!
It kind of was when you think about it.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Arquinsiel posted:

It kind of was when you think about it.

Booze brought down that Berlin Wall.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Taerkar posted:

They were.

Holy gently caress.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Sauer posted:

I was wondering if any of you know of a good book in english about Japanese kamikaze pilots in WWII? Preferably something written by one (obviously someone who never actually had the chance to carry out his mission) or at least using good sources. I've read a lot about the use of kamikazes, the motivation from a political standpoint, tactics, training and so forth but I know almost nothing about the men themselves and how they felt about their mission.

I briefly flicked through a book several years ago while doing research about Mishima for an art project - I think it was "Kamikaze Diaries - Reflections of Japanese Student Soldiers" by Emiko Ohnuki-Tierney.

There's something strangely fatalistic with the pilots, if I recall correctly. I remember one pilot who believed Japan had to lose the war in order to become a better nation and that his death was a necessary step towards that.

Retarted Pimple
Jun 2, 2002

Taerkar posted:

They were.

This could only get better if the electrical system was made by Lucas.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Beep beep! I'm the beer and brauts jeep!

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

TheFluff posted:

Posted the full report here: http://tanks.mod16.org/2015/04/02/report-from-british-strv-103-trials-at-the-baor-1973/
In Swedish, unfortunately, but I posted the translated bits too. Should I expect hate mail from angry Brits?

If you have a tank blog and you're not getting angry hate mail, you're doing it wrong! :)

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Elissimpark posted:

I briefly flicked through a book several years ago while doing research about Mishima for an art project - I think it was "Kamikaze Diaries - Reflections of Japanese Student Soldiers" by Emiko Ohnuki-Tierney.

There's something strangely fatalistic with the pilots, if I recall correctly. I remember one pilot who believed Japan had to lose the war in order to become a better nation and that his death was a necessary step towards that.

Well, Japan was never going to really win against America. This didn't mean they didn't try but its leaders knew how slim a chance it was. More practically, they wanted the war to be so costly that the Americans would settle for a conditional surrender, hopefully one that allowed Japan to retain some of its conquests. I'm not sure how much the common soldier would be aware of this though.

Spacewolf
May 19, 2014

Rocko Bonaparte posted:

This whole thing with Wolfgang has had us all entertained over here. It's getting exaggerated in our minds at this point. Like, imagine a bunch of special forces emerging out of some muck in Ghillie suits in the middle of the night, and getting caught in the glare of a pair of headlights. They instinctively think their cover is blown and the exercise is a disaster, until they hear the bell in the truck, and then it's a race to the front of the queue.

The guy's been presumably working since the Cold War, yeah?

How the hell is everybody so sure he's not secretly a Russian spy?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Ensign Expendable posted:

If you have a tank blog and you're not getting angry hate mail, you're doing it wrong! :)

100% wehraboos?

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird

Ensign Expendable posted:

If you have a tank blog and you're not getting angry hate mail, you're doing it wrong! :)
Do you get anything worth remarking on, or is it all pretty generic?

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

Rockopolis posted:

Do you get anything worth remarking on, or is it all pretty generic?

Pretty generic. Some of them try to dox me, some fish out hilariously terrible literature, but I don't think anyone's emailed me anything that was too original. The comments, on the other hand, oh boy. Lots of creative individuals there. I can post some good ones, but I'm sure you can achieve the same effect by going to any WWII video on YouTube and scrolling down to the comments.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

It's a really great insight into just how brainwashed people are about Dem Darn Lying Commies!

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Elissimpark posted:

There's something strangely fatalistic with the pilots, if I recall correctly. I remember one pilot who believed Japan had to lose the war in order to become a better nation and that his death was a necessary step towards that.

Funnily enough, he may not necessarily have been wrong - the bit about the better nation, that is, not his own death.

That said, do you remember his exact reasoning?

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I know this is a really broad question, but what are some really common misconceptions with military history in general. More specifically, like what do people generally get wrong about stuff like the World Wars, The Cold War, various 19th century wars, etc.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
That's a shame about the letters. If you're getting hatemail, and you can't burn it for heat, it should at least be entertaining.

I know the internet makes it easier to generate and to track, but how far back do you think this sort of thing goes? Like, right after the war?
Some dude in a POW camp furiously scribbling about superweapons?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

Kanine posted:

I know this is a really broad question, but what are some really common misconceptions with military history in general. More specifically, like what do people generally get wrong about stuff like the World Wars, The Cold War, various 19th century wars, etc.

People seem to generally forget that disease and injury killed more dudes during campaign than the actual fighting, that was eventually outpaced by technological developments in the 20th century but before then dying of dysentary or the cold was more common than a war wound.

Also, general logistics and supply chains get back seated a lot.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Rockopolis posted:

Some dude in a POW camp furiously scribbling about superweapons?

I forget the exact time, but I recall a popular story that Allied tank crews thought Tiger Tanks were everywhere along the Western Front in late '44 and '45. Knocked out a Tiger? Nope, that was a Panzer IV! But it's gun! It's Armor! Etc.

Even PoW's would talk about experimental stuff and "superweapons" if they were careless enough, to comrades or interrogators.

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I forget the exact time, but I recall a popular story that Allied tank crews thought Tiger Tanks were everywhere along the Western Front in late '44 and '45. Knocked out a Tiger? Nope, that was a Panzer IV! But it's gun! It's Armor! Etc.

Even PoW's would talk about experimental stuff and "superweapons" if they were careless enough, to comrades or interrogators.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trent_Park#Second_World_War

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Yeah, I haven't watched the series/DVD(s) on the subject but I have a book on German PoW's and its a very interesting read.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
My favorite military history movie of all time, Flesh + Blood, is now on Netflix! Watch it!

Any instance of caracole in film?

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

SeanBeansShako posted:

People seem to generally forget that disease and injury killed more dudes during campaign than the actual fighting, that was eventually outpaced by technological developments in the 20th century but before then dying of dysentary or the cold was more common than a war wound.

Also, general logistics and supply chains get back seated a lot.

This is so very very true of the American Revolutionary War.

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Argas posted:

Well, Japan was never going to really win against America. This didn't mean they didn't try but its leaders knew how slim a chance it was. More practically, they wanted the war to be so costly that the Americans would settle for a conditional surrender, hopefully one that allowed Japan to retain some of its conquests. I'm not sure how much the common soldier would be aware of this though.


The thing that struck me at the time was not whether the pilot thought they could or couldn't win - he just believed losing would be the best for the nation. I recall a lot of the pilots being aware of the futility of what they were doing but still following through anyway. You might talk about "duty" or something here, but I'd say the mood was closer to nihilistic.

Tomn posted:

Funnily enough, he may not necessarily have been wrong - the bit about the better nation, that is, not his own death.

That said, do you remember his exact reasoning?

Unfortunately, it was something read in passing - I was curious about Japanese death poems and I think a number of the pilots (both kamikaze and oka) wrote them. That said, I feel it was probably along the lines of burning away the nationalistic element of the society and allowing a more humble Japan to face the future. If that is the book I'm thinking of, me from 8 years ago recommends it.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Kanine posted:

I know this is a really broad question, but what are some really common misconceptions with military history in general. More specifically, like what do people generally get wrong about stuff like the World Wars, The Cold War, various 19th century wars, etc.

A couple of things off the top of my head:

The inability to produce a breakthrough in WWI had less to do with the machine gun against men charging over open ground and more to do with logistics, communications and the speed of operational movement.

The Soviets did not use "human wave assaults" in WWII. They often had numerical superiority, but "lots of men advancing under fire" is a gross oversimplification, and to differentiate it against what the North Koreans/Chinese did in the Korean War needs consideration of how they executed "fire-and-maneuver". Specifically, that the latter forced the defenders to take cover using direct small-arms fire, whereas the former still used traditional artillery barrages and other indirect fire to facilitate movement. Even then, there's also a significant infiltration factor to North Korean/Chinese tactics, so saying they used "human wave" tactics is also an oversimplification.

The IJN carriers at Midway did not blow up with rows and rows of parked planes on their decks, despite what the movie might have you believe.

MacArthur was not a very good general.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



There's a misconception that war at some point in the past was chivalrous and honourable. Medieval warfare was gruesome and people used the most effective means available to kill each other, including starvation and disease, although one notably different aspect was that you'd try to capture the enemy alive to ransom them off. War in the 18th century often involved fighting in orderly lines because the battlefield was so confusing, not because of some code of honour.

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Elissimpark posted:

The thing that struck me at the time was not whether the pilot thought they could or couldn't win - he just believed losing would be the best for the nation. I recall a lot of the pilots being aware of the futility of what they were doing but still following through anyway. You might talk about "duty" or something here, but I'd say the mood was closer to nihilistic.

Unfortunately, it was something read in passing - I was curious about Japanese death poems and I think a number of the pilots (both kamikaze and oka) wrote them. That said, I feel it was probably along the lines of burning away the nationalistic element of the society and allowing a more humble Japan to face the future. If that is the book I'm thinking of, me from 8 years ago recommends it.

It's hard to say because I'm just not sure how much information the average Japanese soldier would access to. The officers, particularly all those troublesome junior officers tended to better informed. One aspect, as an all-knowing person decades from the future, would let them focus their resources on things like feeding the starving population.

The mentality that encouraged kamikazes and all those suicidal banzai charges has its roots in the Hagakure, which essentially said that a samurai's only purpose was to die and that it was better to strive to die than try and survive. Didn't matter whether you killed anyone in the process. Just die serving your lord and it is a good death.

On historical misconceptions, there's a lot that comes with making a cool narrative flow. Midway is a popular example.

Midway is popularly depicted as some kind of struggle against overwhelming odds, and that the miraculous victory was what determined further naval operations in the Pacific. One of these is that the Americans planes struck the Japanese carriers just as they were preparing to launch their own attacks on the Americans, which gradenko_2000 noted.

Shattered Sword is basically a book dedicated to debunking these popular myths and trying to paint as clear a picture of what happened. A good if lengthy read.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands
I think a general rule of thumb that works well for military (or any) history is that if multiple nations in the past did something that looks really really stupid to us now, there was usually a good reason or at least a sensible reason for it at the time.

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Argas posted:

The mentality that encouraged kamikazes and all those suicidal banzai charges has its roots in the Hagakure, which essentially said that a samurai's only purpose was to die and that it was better to strive to die than try and survive. Didn't matter whether you killed anyone in the process. Just die serving your lord and it is a good death.

Wasn't the Hagakure written during a time when the samurai didn't have much to do anyways beyond sitting on their asses writing poetry and administering to a land at peace, i.e. with very little reason to worry about death or even battle?

Tomn fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Apr 3, 2015

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Kanine posted:

I know this is a really broad question, but what are some really common misconceptions with military history in general. More specifically, like what do people generally get wrong about stuff like the World Wars, The Cold War, various 19th century wars, etc.

You can declare a weapon better than another by comparing stats on a spreadsheet, and quality and quantity must come at the expense of each other.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Chamale posted:

There's a misconception that war at some point in the past was chivalrous and honourable. Medieval warfare was gruesome and people used the most effective means available to kill each other, including starvation and disease, although one notably different aspect was that you'd try to capture the enemy alive to ransom them off. War in the 18th century often involved fighting in orderly lines because the battlefield was so confusing, not because of some code of honour.
Well, my subjects definitely have a code of honor, it's just that what we call war crimes are also OK.

I would say that the misconception is that the 17th century is some swashbuckling age of romance, but then I remember the time I read about a guy who demanded that his drinking partner drink his health: the latter refused, then finally stood up, very deliberately took off his gorget and placed it on the table, gestured toward his dagger, and said "Here have I this; with this will I drink your health!" Which is pretty much straight out of Dumas, so... :newlol:

Edit:

Tomn posted:

I think a general rule of thumb that works well for military (or any) history is that if multiple nations in the past did something that looks really really stupid to us now, there was usually a good reason or at least a sensible reason for it at the time.
Oh yeah, 17th century warmaking is flamboyantly different from 18th/19th/very early 20th century warmaking, so people raised on the latter definitely think my guys are either dumb or evil.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 07:49 on Apr 3, 2015

dublish
Oct 31, 2011


Kanine posted:

I know this is a really broad question, but what are some really common misconceptions with military history in general. More specifically, like what do people generally get wrong about stuff like the World Wars, The Cold War, various 19th century wars, etc.

If anybody ever tries to tell you that X battle was the decisive turning point on which the entire war hinged, they're talking out their rear end.

Also, logistics. Can't stress that one enough.

Argas
Jan 13, 2008
SRW Fanatic




Tomn posted:

Wasn't the Hagakure written during a time when the samurai didn't have much to do anyways beyond sitting on their asses writing poetry and administering to a land at peace, i.e. with very little reason to worry about death or even battle?

Yes. Dude basically wants to commit suicide to follow his lord in death. Tokugawa shogun sees why this might be incredibly problematic and outlaws it. But that means nothing to a man prepared for death so in addition, committing suicide to follow your lord into death will also end up shaming your lord's family as well as your own.

Fast forward and bushido, which was largely invented in the mostly peaceful Edo period, is dug up, edited here and there, and introduced to the military.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Spacewolf posted:

The guy's been presumably working since the Cold War, yeah?

How the hell is everybody so sure he's not secretly a Russian spy?

They stopped using Soltau in 1994. Wolfgang apparently took all the money that he'd been patiently and Teutonically saving up for twenty years and took it off to a quiet retirement in Spain. There was also a running joke in BAOR that if ever war did happen, Wolfgang was right at the top of someone's secret shortlist of people who would have to be shot immediately; even if he wasn't actually a spy, he still knew far too much.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Kanine posted:

I know this is a really broad question, but what are some really common misconceptions with military history in general. More specifically, like what do people generally get wrong about stuff like the World Wars, The Cold War, various 19th century wars, etc.

Well obviously the classic ones are like

(1) Germany in WW2 was some kind of military genius operation with uniformly superior generals, men and gear that was just brought down by superior numbers etc.
(2) Russians in the cold war were a bunch of bungling shitlords who had terrible equipment etc.
(3) Wars are won or lost in single decisive set piece battles
(4) Medieval battles were full of peasants charging at each-other, or alternatively knights were the only 'professional' soldiers
(5) Soldiers are micro-managed by generals like it's an RTS
(6) People over-estimate the advantages of defence. Most great generals in history have always preferred to be on the offensive.
(7) Napoleonic battles were full of situations with two lines of men bayonet charging eachother, and these men often met and had a melee (this very rarely happened, usually one side broke)
(8) That battles are decided by people fighting to the death instead of running away or surrendering
(9) A great many generals are mythologised. Most particularly American WW2 generals like Patton, MacArthur etc. usually because of the way these men carry themselves and their aggression. People tend to overlook less flashy but important qualities, like those exhibited by Marshall.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin
When modern nation states first came into being with the advent of the industrial revolution they all needed to invent some kind of creation myth or nationalistic narrative.

Basically everything contained in the popular history of any country was a story invented at the earliest in the 19th century that was at best wildly exaggerated if not outright made up.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Disinterested posted:

Well obviously the classic ones are like

(1) Germany in WW2 was some kind of military genius operation with uniformly superior generals, men and gear that was just brought down by superior numbers etc.
(2) Russians in the cold war were a bunch of bungling shitlords who had terrible equipment etc.
(3) Wars are won or lost in single decisive set piece battles
(4) Medieval battles were full of peasants charging at each-other, or alternatively knights were the only 'professional' soldiers
(5) Soldiers are micro-managed by generals like it's an RTS
(6) People over-estimate the advantages of defence. Most great generals in history have always preferred to be on the offensive.
(7) Napoleonic battles were full of situations with two lines of men bayonet charging eachother, and these men often met and had a melee (this very rarely happened, usually one side broke)
(8) That battles are decided by people fighting to the death instead of running away or surrendering
(9) A great many generals are mythologised. Most particularly American WW2 generals like Patton, MacArthur etc. usually because of the way these men carry themselves and their aggression. People tend to overlook less flashy but important qualities, like those exhibited by Marshall.

I think you are missing:
10. Wars are lost or won by some small difference in the equipment one side or another is using.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Fangz posted:

I think you are missing:
10. Wars are lost or won by some small difference in the equipment one side or another is using.

Yep. It's not that it never happens, but it's rare. And usually when one side has better equipment it's a reflection of superior planning, doctrine, preparation etc. and the equipment is a manifestation of that deeper difference.

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!
I was really thinking of Deadliest Warriors, really, which exemplifies the very worst of that sort of nonsense. I just saw an episode where they concluded that Ghengis Khan would defeat Hannibal because the Mongols had better helmets.

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