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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:
Maybe that's why I alway want to screw my wife after she eats a plate of hot wings...
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Meatwave posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nuyCtvNF0w Out of curiosity, just how cheap is vodka in Russia compared to, say, Windex or even some generic ammonia?
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If Russian male life expectancy is anything to go by I believe it's what now comes out of the disused hot water tap in every sink nationwide, because it's cheaper than heating.
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Karate Bastard posted:Lifehack: Everyone knows carbon dioxide is bad for youre body. Its what you breath out, your'e body doesnt want it. You can't put a plastic bag over your head, cause then you can't get rid of the carbon dioxide. Dangerous! You get pale and you can dye! But theres a different carbon monoxide called carbon oxide that maes you heathier! That's why car exhaust smells good, thats right, cause it has carbon oxide in it! You breath it and you trick the hemoglobin in your blood to get redder! Let surgery wait, just let the engine run a few minutes longer before you get out of your car to not look old and tired you can take years off you life!!!! Doctors hate this one weird trick cause it cheats them out of a lot of expensixe appointments!!! Carbon...oxide? 
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Paper Diamonds posted:Carbon...oxide? Karate Bastard explained it pretty clearly, perhaps you should try it yourself to gain firsthand knowledge do not do this
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So, for example, should I turn on my car in a closed garage? Maybe I should leave a little note explaining what I'm doing and to just leave me be for a little while? do not do this
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Mar 30, 2015 17:02
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Don't leave a note, then they'll know to come steal your precious carbon oxide!
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Mar 30, 2015 17:23
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This one is even 100% true! You will take years off your life! You will look healthier, without any dyeing!
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Mar 30, 2015 18:01
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Lifehack: Worried about looking like an old ugly person at your funeral? Die right now!
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You'll have a lovely pink flush, and dead old skin will exfoliate right off, giving you even more of a glow! worked in a funeral home and handled the body of a woman who did this thing which You Should Not Do
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 PYF Stupid Life Hacks: Almost, But Not Quite
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wtf is that supposed to do?
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Trent posted:wtf is that supposed to do? I think it's a weed lighter. Light the wick, use that to light your bowl, no flint dust in your smoke.
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Apr 1, 2015 04:27
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buy a vape, weirdo
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Trent posted:wtf is that supposed to do? run out of fuel before you get any tangible use out of it compared to the effort put in.
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Trent posted:wtf is that supposed to do? the russians used matches to smoke weed. in space
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Dewgy posted:I think it's a weed lighter. Light the wick, use that to light your bowl, no flint dust in your smoke. Yeah. It's hemp wick, which is supposed to taste much better than a butane lighter flame.
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pack it yo posted:Yeah. It's hemp wick, which is supposed to taste much better than a butane lighter flame. Hemp Wick even makes a lighter holder roll so they solved a problem the manufacturer had already figured out.
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To be fair the same can be said about most lifehacks. They usually just offer ways for people to do things without purchasing rare specialty tools like tupperware, plates, or forks
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Can't you just take a foot of string and soak it in lighter fluid? I mean a wick ain't really a wick if it ain't wicking. Then the lighter'd be real wicked. #Lifehack!?
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Dewgy posted:I think it's a weed lighter. Light the wick, use that to light your bowl, no flint dust in your smoke.
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Grey Fox posted:But how do you tamp the bowl out if the bottom of the lighter has all that poo poo on it? Use your finger - eventually those horrible burns will turn into calluses. Walla!
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Apr 2, 2015 13:35
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The best part about this is that your wick will be burning nice and hot right next to dry wood, melty flammable glue, and a loving lighter. No way that's gonna be a problem!
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Apr 2, 2015 13:50
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Here's a "Lifehack" for a baby flask: That is, a flask disguised as a baby. More photos and instructions here: http://imgur.com/a/RMFWV
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Karate Bastard posted:Can't you just take a foot of string and soak it in lighter fluid? I mean a wick ain't really a wick if it ain't wicking. Then the lighter'd be real wicked. #Lifehack!? How much weed would a weed wick wick if a wick weed wick wick weed?
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Meatwave posted:Here's a "Lifehack" for a baby flask: Lifehack: Try not being a disgusting alcoholic.
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Meatwave posted:Here's a "Lifehack" for a baby flask: For an extremely short while, people will just think you're kissing your baby. (I think this one's pretty funny honestly)
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Picnic Princess posted:
#Wickhack Alternately, instead of using cheap, convenient lighters or matches, set things ablaze with a bulky, expensive camera lens!
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PubicMice posted:#Wickhack My main problem with this isn't that it's stupid, because it's not. I can envision scenarios where you might not have a lighter or matches, and knowing you can start a fire with a lens is a useful skill. It's that these guys thought it worthwhile to film it and loudly congratulate themselves on having made history. What a bunch of twats. WORLD STAR!
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Laws of physics: validated  Legitimate response to EVERYTHING!!!!!! #Lifehack Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 23:08 on Apr 3, 2015 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Can't you just take a foot of string and soak it in lighter fluid? I mean a wick ain't really a wick if it ain't wicking. Then the lighter'd be real wicked. #Lifehack!? The whole point is to take lighter fluid out of the mix because of the flavor it gives. The hemp wicks are usually covered in beeswax and don't burn very fast. But like someone said you can already buy lighters with wick attached or wrapped around it. And it's not just for weed! After I tried it I use it for cigs if I can.
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booshi posted:The whole point is to take lighter fluid out of the mix because of the flavor it gives. Could you explain to a non-smoker what is wrong with using a match?
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Cat Hatter posted:Could you explain to a non-smoker what is wrong with using a match? Hipsters.
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Tiberius Thyben posted:Hipsters. But matches have been around since the 1800s. No one alive liked them before they were cool.
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Apr 4, 2015 04:06
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Real men smoke clay pipes with a twig from the hearthfire.
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Real men chew tobacco then spit it on the floor then eat it off the ground like an animal again.
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Real men don't wear pants when visiting the in-laws. That's right Linda! This where your grandkids came from!
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Croccers posted:Real men chew tobacco then spit it on the floor then eat it off the ground like an animal again.
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