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Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Snowpiercer and Patema Inverted were robbed :colbert:

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
the twist at the end of the maze runner is replaced with flashing text that says "this film was given a hugo award"

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

for next year's Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation (Short Form) I nominate the 2015 awards ceremony, a brilliant satire where the Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation (Long Form) is given to a 100-minute long toy commercial

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
the 2016 hugos are renamed the "gently caress you, john scalzi" awards

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

quote:

Big Boys Don’t Cry by Tom Kratman (Castalia House)

Where did i remember this name from ? Oh yeah, he teamed up with John Ringo to write one of the Baen alien-space-war-pulp novels, Watch on the Rhine (full novel), where John Ringo was the saner one of the pair

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In the dark days after the events in the book Gust Front, but before the primary invasion, the Chancellor of Germany faces a critical decision. Over the years, with military cutbacks, the store of experienced military personnel had simply dwindled. After the destruction of Northern Virginia, he realized that it was necessary to tap the one group he had sworn never, ever, to recall: the few remaining survivors of the Waffen SS. Watch On the Rhine is perhaps the most unbiased, and brutal, look at the inner workings of the Waffen SS in history. Meticulously researched, it explores all that was good, and evil, about the most infamous military force in history using the backdrop of the Posleen invasion as a canvas.

He pitched a wrote novel where the Waffen-SS were the good guys. As you read it you have alarms going off in your head, as you think "I'm not so much sure this was researched, as this guy already knew all this trivia about Nazis".

The novel can be summed up as "Oh yeah, there was some bad eggs, but really there were people in that group fighting for the love of their country, against the communist-socialist-social justice people who sold out to the aliens and stabbed the modern-day Germany in the back."

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Outside of the plant, of course—this being Germany, Germany being Green, and many—though not all—of the Green leadership having sold out to the Darhel, there was a continuous noisy protest against the plant, the projects it housed, the war effort, the draft . . . the name-your-left-leaning cause.
...
Convenient for assembly of a large Korps as it might have been, the base was also too close to Hamburg, too close to Berlin, too close to Essen and Frankfurt for comfort. Another way of saying this was that it was altogether too comfortable and easy for the left of center of German politics, at least of that part which answered to those leaders of the left who had secretly sold out to the Elves, to find their way to the place.
...
So deeply involved were they in the process of trying to force the Kaserne's gate that the foremost ranks of the rioters scarcely noticed the approach of the Korps. Indeed, the sounds of smashing signs and grunting, struggling men and women quite drowned out the marching song for those nearest to the struggle. Not one of those rioters saw any incongruity in the fact that the signs bore slogans such as "Peace Now" and "Don't Grease the Wheels of the War Machine." Not one marcher found anything amiss in the attempt to sabotage the training of men who would save the Earth, if they could, from the Posleen who would destroy it. The protesters simply refused to acknowledge that the Posleen were any threat. Many of them refused even to acknowledge that the aliens existed.
...
The questions were rhetorical. Mühlenkampf didn't wait for an answer. "Hohenstauffen, what is wrong with our country? Jugend, why has every Korps in the armed forces except for ours been sabotaged? G von B, why are so many young men exempted from the call to duty? Wiking, why have some elements of the government attempted to sabotage both us and the Kriegseconomie?"29
Finally resting his eyes on the only battalion commander present, Mühlenkampf asked, "What is the problem here, Hansi?"
"I do not know, Herr Generalleutnant," admitted Brasche.
"I know," said Ribbentrop, confidently. "It is the Jews."
Mühlenkampf snorted his derision. "Nonsense, Ribbentrop, you pansy. There aren't enough Jews in Germany anymore to make a corporal's guard. They are the least influential group we have. I wish we had some more. The Israelis at least can fight."
Shaking his head, Mühlenkampf continued, "Forget the Jews, gentlemen. Our problems are home grown. The chancellor is . . . all right . . . I think. But beneath him? A Christmas cabal of red and green and some other color I cannot quite make out at this distance. It might be black as deepest midnight, as black as the outer reaches of space."


Some of this is from Chapter 4, which writes longingly about a bunch of Nazis beating up hippies, where the hippies get beaten so badly one of them recognize the inherent manliness of the Nazis and go off to a recruiting centre to join.

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Dieter Schultz and Rudi Harz, leading their men to and through the town, came upon a young man, half carrying a young woman. Their instincts and orders, heightened by the day's events, were to crush these two. Yet they seemed harmless, the man burdened and the woman bloody.
"What happened to you two?" asked a suspicious Harz.
The young man held up one open-palmed hand in a sign of peace. "She was trampled by a panicked crowd," he lied.
Harz and Schultz exchanged glances and lowered their clubs. Harz said, "It is not safe for you two here. You should go."
Schüler nodded but then asked, "Where is the nearest recruiting station? And what unit is this?"
Schultz considered briefly and then gave directions. He answered, simply, "Forty-seventh Panzer Korps. Why?"
Schüler answered, "Because I think I have been wrong about some important things. 'Impossibly' wrong."
Neither Harz nor Schultz queried any deeper. Schüler continued on his way, carrying Liesel. He deposited her at the first medical aid station he came upon. Then he continued on.
In a few minutes he had come to the Bundeswehr recruiting station for the town of Paderborn. The window was cracked, not smashed. Over the cracked glass, silver paint dripped from a crude set of twin lightning bolts. A sergeant stood inside, bearing a club.
"My name is Andreas Schüler. I wish to join the 47th Panzer Korps."

evilbastard fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Apr 4, 2015

Polikarpov
Jun 1, 2013

Keep it between the buoys
Big Boys Don’t Cry is just a lovely ripoff of the Bolo series anyway.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
What I always remember around Hugo time (or any award time really) is that authors tend to be hosed in the head.

Not all authors, but quite a few, and some of those few are so spectacularly hosed up that they shine like autistic racist sexist diamonds, and somehow reflect poo poo shadows on the entire genre.

I kinda missed the days pre internet when I didn't know poo poo about the authors I read and I rarely saw loving pants on head retarded poo poo like "Not ALL nazis!" when I went to the bookstore or looked for a book.

thehomemaster
Jul 16, 2014

by Ralp
Cheers for the zombie books recs, looks like a good mix!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Jedit posted:

Handling the Undead, by John Ajvide Lindqvist (of Let The Right One In fame). Go in as cold as possible, as it's not quite what you might expect.

Is that the one that kicks off with the power surge?

If so, it's been in my to read list way too god damned long and I need to crack that fucker open.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

evilbastard posted:

Where did i remember this name from ? Oh yeah, he teamed up with John Ringo to write one of the Baen alien-space-war-pulp novels, Watch on the Rhine (full novel), where John Ringo was the saner one of the pair

Oh, the days when Kratman was somewhat sane, although still a Nazi.

Let me tell you about space-muslims doing space-9/11 with space-blimps.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
To be clear, I'm not saying there's anything not-terrible about his book where jews proudly join the resurrected SS, it's just that he somehow got worse.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

chrisoya posted:

To be clear, I'm not saying there's anything not-terrible about his book where jews proudly join the resurrected SS, it's just that he somehow got worse.


Reminder that this guy never saw a deployment and when it came time for us to actually go to war he pled off health issues to get out of having to fight. From that he plays up that he was attached to special forces as support to be interpreted as being a special forces operator if you don't know what the various MOS mean - which is strictly speaking not stolen valor but is certainly intended that way

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

He also puts his critics into his books as dumb caricatures, but he prolly shares that habit with several famed literary authors so

thehomemaster
Jul 16, 2014

by Ralp
Wow, just reading about all this Sad Puppies and Hugo nomination stuff

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/04/04/hugo-awards-nominations-swept-by-anti-sjw-anti-authoritarian-authors/

This is juicy as all hell. It's better than any book!

thehomemaster
Jul 16, 2014

by Ralp
dp

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

thehomemaster posted:

Wow, just reading about all this Sad Puppies and Hugo nomination stuff

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/04/04/hugo-awards-nominations-swept-by-anti-sjw-anti-authoritarian-authors/

This is juicy as all hell. It's better than any book!

Well, better than any book these hacks have written at least

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

Holy crap Sad Puppies has to be the lamest name, if totally accurate for these types of sad motherfuckers. I kind of hate that they used Jim Butcher in their line up for stuff, since I rather like the Dresden Files, been meaning to read the Codex Alera series. That John Scalzi gets these people so drat mad makes me like him more. Guess I'll look up some of the winners from last years Hugo's s and those authors other works .

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
People freak out about 'the PC police' but when you realize people like Vox Day have threatened to shoot professional writers it means if you're a black writer you can't even turn up at your own industry's (shittier) award ceremony without being worried for your life.

This is, of course, in the proud SF/F tradition, where groping a woman onstage gets laughed off as a quirk.

evilbastard
Mar 6, 2003

Hair Elf

KomradeX posted:

Holy crap Sad Puppies has to be the lamest name, if totally accurate for these types of sad motherfuckers. I kind of hate that they used Jim Butcher in their line up for stuff, since I rather like the Dresden Files, been meaning to read the Codex Alera series. That John Scalzi gets these people so drat mad makes me like him more. Guess I'll look up some of the winners from last years Hugo's s and those authors other works .

Make sure you look up the title that beat out Vox Day's Opera Vita Aeterna for position 5 last year. It was 'No Award" (No Award, 1232 votes, Opera Vita Aeterna, 885 votes). For some reason, when the market speaks (the people who pay for the Hugo Memberships), the Sad Puppies just don't listen, and claim that lurkers support them in email.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011


I had the editor of a mag show up at a discussion on Facebook to defend Torgensen. Turns out the magazine was on the Sad Puppies slate. People are super dumb.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Megazver posted:

John C. Wright, even though he's an insane turbo-fundie, is a decent writer, at least. I find him getting three nominations out of five amusing, actually. It's the other side of the endless Scalzi/McGuire nomination circlejerk coin in that it shows how poo poo Hugo procedure actually is.

John C. Wright wrote several sequels to The Night Land. For those of you who don't know it, The Night Land is a really bizarre early twentieth century horror / dying earth novel about the last remnants of humanity living on an earth with no sun in the far future, in a giant fortress, under siege by evils ranging from fairly mundane monsters you might find in a roleplaying sourcebook to Lovecraft-style elder gods perched on the landscape moving toward the Last Redoubt literally slower than glaciers. The book is pretty famously difficult to approach, it's in a really odd pseudo-victorian style that was anachronistic when it was written, but it's worth tackling as it has some interesting things to say about the inevitability of extinction, the powerlessness of man in the face of a varyingly uncaring vs. actively hostile universe, and the worthiness and persistence of love and defiance in the face of all that.

John C. Wright apparently thought what all that needed to spice it up was a pseudo-christian screed about totally-not-original-sin mixed with the occasional rant about how if women would just stop dressing like men and trying to be manly and go back to being demure and proper everything would be better.

If anybody is interested in reading the night land, a more faithful fan produced a rewrite of the original book a few years ago that cuts down on the awkwardness of the language and gives the female lead a little more agency. It's actually pretty good.

andrew smash fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Apr 5, 2015

occamsnailfile
Nov 4, 2007



zamtrios so lonely
Grimey Drawer
John C. Wright might be a decent writer but his turbo-fundie bullshit turns me away. I can give my money and attention to plenty of other decent writers who don't advocate stripping me of my civil rights. If he had reached the Hugo ballot 'on his merits' and I were a regular voter I would at least try to read the nominated work then, but I feel perfectly fine ignoring him completely now and in general.

Ornamented Death
Jan 25, 2006

Pew pew!

andrew smash posted:

If anybody is interested in reading the night land, a more faithful fan produced a rewrite of the original book a few years ago that cuts down on the awkwardness of the language and gives the female lead a little more agency. It's actually pretty good.

Seconding this. Here's a link.

quote:

I can give my money and attention to plenty of other decent writers who don't advocate stripping me of my civil rights.

I wish more people understood this when they rush to white knight people like Wright. Ok, fine, you don't mind supporting a monster, but I'm not down with that and telling me how good their stories are is not going to sway me since there are literally more good stories out there than I could read in two lifetimes, and most of them are written by OK (though probably still flawed in a "not a neo-nazi" kind way) people.

Ornamented Death fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Apr 5, 2015

Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

Goblin Emperor to win Best Novel, eh? Makes me want to get out and vote.

General Battuta posted:

People freak out about 'the PC police' but when you realize people like Vox Day have threatened to shoot professional writers it means if you're a black writer you can't even turn up at your own industry's (shittier) award ceremony without being worried for your life.

This is, of course, in the proud SF/F tradition, where groping a woman onstage gets laughed off as a quirk.

What? Who "laughed that off as a quirk"?

corn in the bible posted:

i want to live in a world where the maze runner somehow gets a hugo award and people have to live with that

It was only on the Puppies slates, it isn't nominated. Also the film/TV awards are always garbage.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

House Louse posted:

What? Who "laughed that off as a quirk"?

I think his point was that for a long time, both before and after that incident and others, harlan ellison was mostly seen as a randy old scamp rather than a piece of poo poo who happens to be a talented writer.

KomradeX
Oct 29, 2011

evilbastard posted:

Make sure you look up the title that beat out Vox Day's Opera Vita Aeterna for position 5 last year. It was 'No Award" (No Award, 1232 votes, Opera Vita Aeterna, 885 votes). For some reason, when the market speaks (the people who pay for the Hugo Memberships), the Sad Puppies just don't listen, and claim that lurkers support them in email.

My God is that hilarious, and quite glad to see I some times get very worried about how terribly reactionary so much of "nerd culture" can be.

Which how is Ancillary Justice I've been on the fence about getting it. And I've been thinking about Subscribing to one of these fiction magazines and I can't decide between Lightspeed Magazine and Weird Tales.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

KomradeX posted:

Which how is Ancillary Justice I've been on the fence about getting it.

It's pretty divisive, got good press and I liked it a lot but plenty of people hated it. The sequel was pretty dull. I will probably read the third book when it comes out just to see how she ties things together but i'm not terribly hopeful after ancillary sword.

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Ancillary Justice is pretty good. It draws a strong picture of an imperial occupation in the one part and tells a decent adventure story in the other. Some of the characterisation didn't convince me. I thought the number of awards it won was grossly exaggerated, but that would be true of any novel that couldn't go on a Nobel Lit Prize cv when you win that many.

If the premise interests you, go for it. If you've been drawn to it by comparisons to Banks I didn't think it was very similar to his work, but there are people ITT who have the complete opposite extreme of opinion about that. The gender language thing is a neat little detail but doesn't inform the novel in any strong way, it's not a latter-day Left Hand of Darkness or anything.

Peel fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Apr 5, 2015

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

General Battuta posted:

This is, of course, in the proud SF/F tradition, where groping a woman onstage gets laughed off as a quirk.
And the other proud tradition, where I ask "Asimov or someone else I haven't heard about?"

(Seriously, was it Ellison?)

occamsnailfile
Nov 4, 2007



zamtrios so lonely
Grimey Drawer
Yes it was Ellison; the woman was Connie Willis IIRC. They have a public prank-war/rivalry sort of history together as I understand it so it wasn't just a grope out of nowhere but...well, honestly I was never interested enough in the incident to go looking for firsthand accounts.

Ellison is an rear end in a top hat but he's an rear end in a top hat I am still willing to read since (generally) he is someone with whom it is possible to disagree, if that makes sense. Also he's made way more contributions to the genre than Wright.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

evilbastard posted:

Make sure you look up the title that beat out Vox Day's Opera Vita Aeterna for position 5 last year. It was 'No Award" (No Award, 1232 votes, Opera Vita Aeterna, 885 votes). For some reason, when the market speaks (the people who pay for the Hugo Memberships), the Sad Puppies just don't listen, and claim that lurkers support them in email.

people who voted them in are full sad puppy members though, so i don't get this.

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011

NutritiousSnack posted:

people who voted them in are full sad puppy members though, so i don't get this.

Nominating for the Hugos is free, voting for the winners requires a paid WorldCon membership (IIRC, $60). It's kind of steep and I've never bought one, but on the bright side you do get a voter's pack which gives you most or all of the written stuff up for selection.

I'm assuming it's because there are plenty of people who are willing to make a statement if it's free, but aren't so emotionally invested in pushing the Sad Puppies ballot that they're willing to pay $60 to make it win.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

andrew smash posted:

John C. Wright apparently thought what all that needed to spice it up was a pseudo-christian screed about totally-not-original-sin mixed with the occasional rant about how if women would just stop dressing like men and trying to be manly and go back to being demure and proper everything would be better.

Nah actually Awake in the Night Land is a pretty good and enjoyable collection. He actually wrote the last story while he was an atheist, surprisingly.

GTD Aquitaine
Jul 28, 2004

Ornamented Death posted:

I wish more people understood this when they rush to white knight people like Wright. Ok, fine, you don't mind supporting a monster, but I'm not down with that and telling me how good their stories are is not going to sway me since there are literally more good stories out there than I could read in two lifetimes, and most of them are written by OK (though probably still flawed in a "not a neo-nazi" kind way) people.

They're fine with it because his writing is politically correct. It doesn't matter whether his writing's that good (I mean, six Hugo noms? Jesus, they could have at least picked something to consolidate their efforts around), but that it's ideologically pure enough for them to get behind.

andrew smash posted:

I think his point was that for a long time, both before and after that incident and others, harlan ellison was mostly seen as a randy old scamp rather than a piece of poo poo who happens to be a talented writer.

itym Harlan Ellison™

100% agreed, though; Ellison™ is the poster-boy for Geek Social Fallacies as they manifest in the professional sphere of science fiction.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Neurosis posted:

Nah actually Awake in the Night Land is a pretty good and enjoyable collection. He actually wrote the last story while he was an atheist, surprisingly.

I've read it, it's not good and completely misreads everything that made the night land such a remarkable book in the first place.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

andrew smash posted:

I've read it, it's not good and completely misreads everything that made the night land such a remarkable book in the first place.

I don't really see how that accusation can be leveled against the first few stories, whatever your opinion of the final one is.

Crashbee
May 15, 2007

Stupid people are great at winning arguments, because they're too stupid to realize they've lost.

andrew smash posted:

If anybody is interested in reading the night land, a more faithful fan produced a rewrite of the original book a few years ago that cuts down on the awkwardness of the language and gives the female lead a little more agency. It's actually pretty good.

I'm interested, but who are you talking about exactly?

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
The Night Land: A Story Retold by James Stoddard.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Crashbee posted:

I'm interested, but who are you talking about exactly?

It was posted a little bit ago up the page.

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Safety Biscuits
Oct 21, 2010

I read James Stoddard's first novel, The High House, and it was terrible, which was a shame cos I love the premise of an infinitely large house. I'll really go for anything with that kind of setting. The Anarchists and Bobby were pinched from The Man Who Was Thursday so at the least he's got good taste.

andrew smash posted:

I think his point was that for a long time, both before and after that incident and others, harlan ellison was mostly seen as a randy old scamp rather than a piece of poo poo who happens to be a talented writer.

My point was that I thought it marked a pretty clean break between him being seen as a randy old scamp and as a public molester.

occamsnailfile posted:

Yes it was Ellison; the woman was Connie Willis IIRC. They have a public prank-war/rivalry sort of history together as I understand it so it wasn't just a grope out of nowhere but...well, honestly I was never interested enough in the incident to go looking for firsthand accounts.

Willis was the victim, and it wasn't planned, it ended their friendship.

Venusian Weasel posted:

Nominating for the Hugos is free, voting for the winners requires a paid WorldCon membership (IIRC, $60). It's kind of steep and I've never bought one, but on the bright side you do get a voter's pack which gives you most or all of the written stuff up for selection.

I'm assuming it's because there are plenty of people who are willing to make a statement if it's free, but aren't so emotionally invested in pushing the Sad Puppies ballot that they're willing to pay $60 to make it win.

Nope; nominating requires a supporting or attending membership of either the worldcon where the Hugos will be awarded, or the one before or after. Voting requires membership of the worldcon where they'll be awarded. Supporting memberships go for about $40, which is incredibly cheap considering the voters' packet, and mean you could vote for $13 a year, if you're cheap.

In other news I found a hardback of Sugar Rain by Paul Park yesterday, by luck, so that was a good day. The opening describes an allegorical mural of space and a sleeping giant, like a mix between Dante and Indian myth.

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