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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Finally, a hero dares to invent a place where men can drink and gamble without the threatening burden of a woman existing nearby. A bastion of exclusion in this gay black world. A hyperfrat for supremely sensitive, maladjusted crybaby beardmen. I call it . . . MANADU.

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
This very prestigious random blog guy says rules are the devil, and also that men deserve one hundred chicken nuggets per day, so I'm banning you from my fart-soaked barncouch until you can prove to me that women are real

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

I was about to post that I could get behind Obama going on WWE to promote GOTV efforts, but I realized something.

I want Diamond Joe to do it instead. He's probably be willing to hit some wrestler with a chair or administer a stunner while he's there. :allears:

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010

pkfan2004 posted:

(I'm sorry, I'm just so in love with how bad this comic is and I can't stop thinking about a gay barn club that they treat with the utmost seriousness of Outer Heaven)

Debt. Feeds their crosshatches.
Willful ignorance to fuel their hypocrisy.
Whiskey Sours are the only way to go on.
Open the bloodgates.

Pointless labels.
On a bad analogy.
Run it into the ground.
It makes a good cartoon.

It always gets worse.
Can't pick our pants off the ground.
Let this 'toon enrage us all.
It will derail this page.

Our salvation lies in the Father's barn.
No girls allowed.
We'll all suffer now.

In my heart I just no that there's more and it's worse
in this thread.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Grapplejack posted:

5.
Return of the thread's favorite children

No way am I going to go to the site to check, but having a pretty good idea of Henry's views I'm going to assume this is something about gay/lesbian teachers at schools.

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Lustful Man Hugs posted:

Debt. Feeds their crosshatches.
Willful ignorance to fuel their hypocrisy.
Whiskey Sours are the only way to go on.
Open the bloodgates.

Pointless labels.
On a bad analogy.
Run it into the ground.
It makes a good cartoon.

It always gets worse.
Can't pick our pants off the ground.
Let this 'toon enrage us all.
It will derail this page.

Our salvation lies in the Father's barn.
No girls allowed.
We'll all suffer now.

In my heart I just no that there's more and it's worse
in this thread.

"This wolf has been a real troublemaker since he was a pup, but he's trained now. And he's got what it takes to be one of us."
"ah luv u to daddi"
"Sir it just talked."
"No it didn't."
"Yes it did. Sir that's a little girl. Is she wearing a costume? Is that all just hair?"
"momma sez mari an' me need haircutz"
"How old is she, sir."
"I have no loving clue, she's a wolf. A male wolf. Her name is D.D. Short for-"
"but daddi my name iz-"
"Shhh, daddy's talking to his troops kiddo."
"hey mistah wanna see me fill a kartridje wif powdah?"
"Sir I am incredibly uncomfortable with this."
"It's a trained wolf, soldier. Man's best friend. Practically harmless. Unless you're government. Or an illegal."

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Muir is right. Women are just the worse. It's probably the reason why none of them will love me!

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

:twisted: I've been forgetting something recently




Last week's:



Week before:

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

I really don't get how you can not have the self awareness to step back and see how staggeringly stupid and childish this comic makes it's author look. Is he going to hang up a "No Gurlz Allowed!" sign out front as well? Not to mention there is a reason bars and clubs try to get women in their establishments, Heterosexual men are obviously going to want to patronize places with women. But yeah I'm totally sure a no-women policy (not really apparently) will have guys flocking to his run down barn in the middle of nowhere. Is this some round about commentary on the discrimination in Indiana? Also lol at just deciding your property is now a consulate somehow, holy poo poo what a moron.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Finally, a hero dares to invent a place where men can drink and gamble without the threatening burden of a woman existing nearby. A bastion of exclusion in this gay black world. A hyperfrat for supremely sensitive, maladjusted crybaby beardmen. I call it . . . MANADU.

They said it was madness to build a mens club in the middle of the desert, I say it was madness to build it any were else!

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
Thank gently caress someone interrupted Spergstock by posting some cartoons.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Guys, I'm starting to think that Muir might be an idiot.

Stayne Falls
Aug 11, 2007
Everything was beautiful
Is it just me being crazy or are those Animal Nuz strips actually pretty good?


"Heat handout" in particular is Bad Reporter-worthy.

The Time Dissolver
Nov 7, 2012

Are you a good person?

Rorus Raz posted:


1
Catalino you are such a shithea...wait what?


Seriously? Catalino of all people out of nowhere with a decent opinion?

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
NEOCON TURDBALL DIGEST

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Stayne Falls posted:

Is it just me being crazy or are those Animal Nuz strips actually pretty good?


"Heat handout" in particular is Bad Reporter-worthy.

"Je suis Charbon" is pretty good too ("I am coal")

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Good message but poorly drawn.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

This is the best arc Muir has done in years. I am ready for the gently caress Barn.

In Texas, no one can hear the hawgs scream.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Stayne Falls posted:

Is it just me being crazy or are those Animal Nuz strips actually pretty good?


"Heat handout" in particular is Bad Reporter-worthy.

PIZZA GUY WHO REFUSED DELIVERY TO GAY COUPLE IS FIRED FROM PORNO FILM

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

Requesting "women in combat means babies in combat" cartoon with the pink ribbon and the fetus wearing the american flag

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost
Guys, I think I've figured it out.

It's so obvious. Golden age mindset. Pandering toward isolated, angry men. Violent upbringing. Hoarding guns. Belief in the illegitimacy of the Government. Fear for the future. Willingness to use violent means to achieve one's ends. Unwillingness to actually put oneself in danger. Training his children to make and maintain weapons.

Zed is going to turn his dad's barn into a terrorist training camp.

Somfin fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Apr 5, 2015

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Surprisingly good Nuz, everyone!

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Somfin posted:

Guys, I think I've figured it out.

It's so obvious. Golden age mindset. Pandering toward isolated, angry men. Violent upbringing. Hoarding guns. Belief in the illegitimacy of the Government. Fear for the future. Willingness to use violent means to achieve one's ends. Unwillingness to actually put oneself in danger. Training his children to make and maintain weapons.

Zed is going to turn his dad's barn into a terrorist training sovereign citizens and patriots who love america the most camp.

FTFY

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Kinda sad Enos seems to be stepping away from his crazy oil paint based stuff.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

VitalSigns posted:

PIZZA GUY WHO REFUSED DELIVERY TO GAY COUPLE IS FIRED FROM PORNO FILM
I admit this made me laugh. It's a joke you'd expect to see in Bad Reporter.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Selachian posted:

A Charles Krauthammer cartoon.

:captainpop: goddamn

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Rorus Raz posted:

I admit this made me laugh. It's a joke you'd expect to see in Bad Reporter.
Yeah, Nuz person really hit it out of the park compared to their usual crawl with that one. I hope this signals the start of a trend! We could always use more Bad Reporter-likes.

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Damon: I'm really pumped about this man barn we're setting up, but won't your wife start asking questions?
Zed: Heh, don't worry about that, I write her dialogue. Yours too, in fact!
Damon: The blacks, they are bad.
Zed: That's right Damon!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Hey I'm sorry that every day I'm making this joke but no seriously next comic is gonna be black Muir just fisting the hell out of white Muir right?

InequalityGodzilla
May 31, 2012

colonel_korn posted:

:twisted: I've been forgetting something recently




Last week's:



Week before:


I missed you, old friend.

Post 9-11 User
Apr 14, 2010
1

2

3

4

5
Sack shares the same mind with Lee: he knows that there are thousands of emails turned over by Clinton's staff yet pushes out this turd. Sometimes they're spot on, other times they're pandering to lunatics, just like Cagle does but he takes either side more often.

6

7

8

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Tatum Girlparts posted:

Hey I'm sorry that every day I'm making this joke but no seriously next comic is gonna be black Muir just fisting the hell out of white Muir right?

That's really the only way any of this makes sense. No one is going to drive an hour to a rundown barn in the middle of nowhere unless that barn contains the greatest gay cowboy orgy the world has ever seen.

Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Apr 5, 2015

Vox Valentine
May 31, 2013

Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Hey I'm sorry that every day I'm making this joke but no seriously next comic is gonna be black Muir just fisting the hell out of white Muir right?
I loving wish. Not even ironically. Day By Day is the one thing I legitimately love for sucking so hard. There's good stuff, there's stuff that can go gently caress itself, and then there's Day By Day. I want it to be as bizarre as it can possibly be.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Twelve by Pies posted:

No way am I going to go to the site to check, but having a pretty good idea of Henry's views I'm going to assume this is something about gay/lesbian teachers at schools.

*http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/03/22/nyc-pre-k-to-share-building-with-center-that-treats-ex-cons-drug-addicts-1187294106/

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Kinda sad Enos seems to be stepping away from his crazy oil paint based stuff.

I think his stuff is normally linocuts, right? Maybe he was just in a rush for his most recent cartoons. I hope he's not planning on switching permanently to what he's doing right now, it's not nearly as striking.

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Rorus Raz posted:

3
I'm not religious, but shouldn't you be putting more effort into a cartoon about your literal lord and savior?

There should be a contest to see how quickly people can recreate Gorrell cartoons. Points would be awarded based on speed and accuracy. The one's where it's just a white wall with text would not be allowed.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!

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