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TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


iyaayas01 posted:

"Guys, I'm concerned" as far as "last words" in military aviation mishaps (where no one got killed so its okay to laugh about)

Which crash/mishap is this referencing?

TheDon01 fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Apr 4, 2015

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Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

TheDon01 posted:

Which crash/mishap is this referencing?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcj1zereprc

2:02

Craptacular fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Apr 4, 2015

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Larry Parrish posted:

And who wouldn't want a Hind? Carpet the troop bay and it's a discount luxury helicopter!
I know a guy who worked on a captured Hind and he said it was a colossal poo poo heap. They look cool as poo poo, though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Pilot error. Any of them get kicked out for it?

http://aviation-safety.net/database/record.php?id=20060403-0

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

Aircrew generally don't get directly kicked out for loving up in the air provided they aren't court-martialed for actual criminal behavior/dereliction of duty (which is really rare and is usually done as part of finding a scapegoat; exhibit A for this would be the Black Hawk Shootdown ABM).

That said I feel pretty confident in saying that most of the aircrew met a FEB after that and I'd be surprised if any of them are still flying for the military (which in turn means that their career is likely over.) Of course IIRC at least some of the aircrew were Reservists so who knows.

"Guys I"m concerned...that we're a bunch of retards who can't tell the difference between '2' and '3'."

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebj6YurJPfU

:chef:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i too get terminal lance posts in my facebook feed

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ElMaligno posted:

I also said you where "kinda wrong" which is different from "you are wrong". Also lol at the petty insult and I'm sorry you misconstrue the fact that I like my job with me being hard for the guard.

anyone that's still in is hard for the guard bud

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

krispykremessuck posted:

anyone that's still in is hard for the guard bud

:shrug: how about we post pictures instead of making out in the picture thread? :shrug:




iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
This is the military pictures thread

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

iyaayas01 posted:

This is the military pictures thread
:iceburn:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

iyaayas01 posted:

This is the military pictures thread

:vince:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd
I'm honestly surprised it took 3 hours for someone to make that joke.

Keeping with the theme of made-up "military" organizations:







Although the CAP actually had two confirmed U-Boat kills in WWII so

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

iyaayas01 posted:

This is the military pictures thread

Last picture has an USAF UAV landing on a USCG cutter.

Still, you are right. :colbert:

iyaayas01
Feb 19, 2010

Perry'd

ElMaligno posted:

Last picture has an USAF UAV landing on a USCG cutter.

Still, you are right. :colbert:

Fire Scout ain't USAF

(strictly a Navy program)

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

iyaayas01 posted:

Although the CAP actually had two confirmed U-Boat kills in WWII so

all blooded warriors deserve time at the table except cops

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

iyaayas01 posted:

Fire Scout ain't USAF

(strictly a Navy program)

my lazy as gently caress google search told me it was USAF.

Your point still stands though. :colbert:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

actually post cool cop vids here, this one's my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skomhYqOqjM

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
The Brazilian popo probably have more confirmed kills than the average country's military.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNtfFoIrEZA

:nms: for some dudes gettin fragged at the end :getin:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_Qs6GznIBk&t=511s

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
lmbo

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

RE: CAP U-boat kill, how does a guy with balls big enough to go after a U-boat in a loving Stinson Voyager, GET THEM IN THE AIRPLANE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I'm also having a good chuckle trying to imagine the Air Force releasing munitions to the present-day CAP.

:v:

Dilettante.
Feb 18, 2011
gently caress you, random farmers huts, rice paddies and foliage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbEhsqStPTM

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The Coast Guard isn't the military. It is the armed forces.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The Coast Guard isn't the military. It is the armed forces.

Tittle 10 of the USC states "The term “armed forces” means the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard."

Tittle 14 of the USC states "The Coast Guard, established January 28, 1915, shall be a military service and a branch of the armed forces of the United States at all times."

so :boom:, i guess?

Also this derail is gayer than the marines.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ElMaligno posted:

Tittle 10 of the USC states "The term “armed forces” means the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard."

Tittle 14 of the USC states "The Coast Guard, established January 28, 1915, shall be a military service and a branch of the armed forces of the United States at all times."

so :boom:, i guess?

Also this derail is gayer than the marines.


trap sprung

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


well at least i know my poo poo from first hand experience instead of regurgitating whatever your BM buddy told you on the ships office because you where too busy counting boxes to notice he was skating on his job and not actually being your friend.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ElMaligno posted:

well at least i know my poo poo from first hand experience instead of regurgitating whatever your BM buddy told you on the ships office because you where too busy counting boxes to notice he was skating on his job and not actually being your friend.

thats rich coming from a radioman

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Nostalgia4Murder posted:

The Coast Guard isn't the military. It is the armed forces.

I think you meant Uniformed Services. NOAA is one of the non militant US, along with 1 or 2 other organizations I can't be assed to remember.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

krispykremessuck posted:

thats rich coming from a radioman

oh bae, im sorry i need a ts clearance to do an actual job in the cg but i still would do sloppy make outs with u ;-*

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011
I wanna shoot a Carl Gustav while shouting "The Goose is loose!" Is something wrong with me?



So far I've only let off a few AT4s, I didn't say anything because too much blood was outta my brain...


... it was in my dick.

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007

College Slice

Thump! posted:

I think you meant Uniformed Services. NOAA is one of the non militant US, along with 1 or 2 other organizations I can't be assed to remember.

Public Health Service.

Natty Ninefingers
Feb 17, 2011

BaconAndBullets posted:


So far I've only let off a few AT4s....

What's the no go area behind one of those when firing? Can you even fire it inside a closed area?

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
From the Apollo 10 transcript, a little known space mishap

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011


Not pictured: a very pissed off machinegunner.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

BaconAndBullets posted:

I wanna shoot a Carl Gustav while shouting "The Goose is loose!" Is something wrong with me?



The goose is definitely my favorite thing that I shot in the army.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

oh bae, im sorry i need a ts clearance to do an actual job in the cg but i still would do sloppy make outs with u ;-*

Coast Guard is a bunch of shore-huggers.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

dat weapon retention tho

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THAT MESS, SOLDIER

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