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Hockles posted:This is how my Excel Spreadsheet is:  We love you for it, though. 
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Bradf0rd posted:
Yes quite. This is really fun, even if I'm terrible. 
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2020 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Jay Bouwmeester Rick Nash Dan Hamhuis Dion Phaneuf Tomas Plekanec Brent Burns Mathew Carle Gregory Campbell RJ Umberger Alexander Semin Stephen Weiss Braydon Coburn Valtteri Filppula Dennis Wideman David Backes Maxime Talbot Maxim Lapierre Ryan Callahan Josh Gorges Ales Hemsky Frans Nielsen Brooks Laich Ryane Clowe Jonathan Ericsson TJ Brennan Ryan Miller Pekka Rinne Josh Harding Al Montoya Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed F. Lemur to a $28.4mil/3yr contract CHI -- re-signed RC Cola to a $8.4mil/3yr contract CBJ -- re-signed R. Peters to a $1.8mil/1yr contract EDM -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $4.5mil/2yr contract EDM -- re-signed R. McPhallus to a $11.1mil/3yr contract LAK -- re-signed S. McStabson to a $17.4mil/3yr contract LAK -- re-signed B. Bitdiddle to a $15.5mil/4yr contract NSH -- re-signed Zip to a $1.4mil/1yr contract OTT -- re-signed S. Satonaka to a $11.6mil/2yr contract OTT -- re-signed F. Stats to a $2.3mil/1yr contract PHI -- re-signed ThinkTank to a $9.6mil/3yr contract STL -- re-signed P. Wang to a $18.3mil/3yr contract TBL -- re-signed T. Delacour to a $1.4mil/1yr contract TOR -- re-signed A. Athanatos to a $3.9mil/2yr contract TOR -- re-signed F. Orphansbane (RFA) to a $16.4mil/2yr contract VAN -- re-signed J. Helar to a $6.1mil/2yr contract WSH -- re-signed J. Hilder to a $16.8mil/4yr contract WSH -- re-signed S. Pepperdick to a $1.4mil/1yr contract WPG -- re-signed S. Saskatanov to a $2.3mil/1yr contract ARZ -- signs Nathan Beaulieu (86 OVR) to a 3yr contract CBJ -- signs Tyson Barrie (85 OVR) to a 3yr contract DET -- signs Jarred Tinordi (85 OVR) to a 3yr contract STL -- signs Evgeny Kuznetsov (85 OVR) to a 3yr contract Top 10 Forward Salaries
Top 5 Defenseman Salaries
Top 5 Goalie Salaries
2020-21 Opening Night Info ARZ -- F. Lemur -- Starting Center ARZ -- H. Chavez -- Starting Goaltender in Portland (AHL) BUF -- Hockles -- Starting D-Pairing CGY -- T. Kingston Kid -- Starting Center CGY -- I. Strelkov -- Backup Goaltender in Adirondack (AHL) CHI -- S. Samuelsson -- 3rd Line Left Wing CHI -- RC Cola -- 2nd D-Pairing COL -- W. Van Steamsdyk -- 3rd Line Right Wing CBJ -- R. Peters -- 2nd Line Center CBJ -- J. Longrod -- Starting D-Pairing EDM -- E. Rutkowski -- 3rd Line Right Wing EDM -- R. McPhallus -- 3rd D-Pairing EDM -- Yokozuna -- Starting Goaltender FLA -- P. Sanchez -- Starting Right Wing -- Alternate Captain LAK -- S. McStabson -- Starting Right Wing LAK -- B. Bitdiddle -- 2nd D-Pairing MIN -- T. Crushinator -- Starting Right Wing MIN -- C. Buttworth -- Starting Goaltender MTL -- C. Clemens -- 2nd Line Center MTL -- A. Robertson -- Starting Goaltender in Hamilton (AHL) NSH -- L. Alger -- 3rd Line Left Wing NSH -- Zip -- Starting Goaltender NJD -- W. Clarkson -- 3rd Line Left Wing NJD -- R. Picklechips -- Starting Right Wing OTT -- S. Satonaka -- 2nd Line Center OTT -- F. Stats -- 3rd Line Right Wing PHI -- ThinkTank -- 2nd Line Left Wing SJS -- A. Kilza -- Backup Goaltender STL -- P. Wang -- 3rd Line Left Wing TBL -- B. Banton -- 2nd Line Right Wing TBL -- P. O'Bourke -- Starting D-Pairing TBL -- T. Delacour -- Backup Goaltender TOR -- E. Windros Jr -- 2nd Line Left Wing TOR -- A. Athanatos -- 2nd D-Pairing -- Alternate Captain TOR -- F. Orphansbane -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- J. Helar -- Starting Left Wing VAN -- M. O'Leary -- 2nd D-Pairing WSH -- J. Hilder -- Starting Right Wing WSH -- S. Pepperdick -- Backup Goaltender WPG -- S. Saskatanov -- 2nd Line Right Wing WPG -- L. Gallant -- 3rd D-Pairing Line spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/1xQnYBR Comments Happy Birthday to me.
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Apr 5, 2015 08:11
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Happy birthday!! Finally made the club! As a backup, but hey! Chance for my name to be on the Cup.
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Apr 5, 2015 08:15
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Hockles posted:Notable Retired Players  Hockles posted:EDM -- re-signed R. McPhallus to a $11.1mil/3yr contract  Hockles posted:EDM -- R. McPhallus -- 3rd D-Pairing Rowdy Roddy needs more ice time! Also  Happy Birthday Hockles!
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Apr 5, 2015 11:39
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Uh oh. Went down 1 OVR. Is this the beginning of the end of my already spectacular career?  Hockles posted:Comments Happy Birthday!
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Apr 5, 2015 12:29
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I'm never going to surpass Fucale, am I? Happy birthday Hockles
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Apr 5, 2015 13:53
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I think Bitdiddle is gonna have to be happy with being second pairing forever, playing on the same side as Doughty.
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Apr 5, 2015 14:17
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Anders posted:I'm never going to surpass Fucale, am I? Carey Price is the backup goalie let that sink in for a minute
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Apr 5, 2015 14:34
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Who is the youngest ufa ever? After two single year bridge contracts looks like I'm testing the market next season.
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Apr 5, 2015 14:39
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Alternate captain already, it's the Panthers year 
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Apr 5, 2015 17:58
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18.3 million over 3 years for a 3rd line LW? Not that I'm complaining but St. Louis is a dumb team.
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Apr 5, 2015 18:22
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Felix gettin paid
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Apr 5, 2015 18:40
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I had to look up to see if Blade Mann-Dixon was an actual player or a good whose name I didn't recognize. o.o
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Apr 5, 2015 22:36
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CommaToes posted:Frank gettin paid Fixed 
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Apr 6, 2015 03:44
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I'll take a mill and a half to backup Ben Bishop, I guess. Also where did Kari Lehtonen go?
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Apr 6, 2015 16:29
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New Jersey sure has some lines. Only the first line, really. But it is some first line. Question. Do the real players who join the nhl later in the game like mcDavid always end up with same rating?
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Apr 7, 2015 03:05
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Porrima posted:Question. Do the real players who join the nhl later in the game like mcDavid always end up with same rating? As in, if I run the simulation 100 times, will McDavid hit 99 OVR in 2020-21 100 times? I don't know, but I would imagine it is very close to 100%
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All-Star Break 2021 Update All-Stars West -- F. Lemur (2nd Line Center) West -- T. Kingston Kid (3rd Line Center) West -- S. McStabson (3rd Line Right Wing) West -- M. O'Leary (3rd D-Pairing) East -- Hockles (Starting D-Pairing) East -- P. O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- A. Athanatos (3rd D-Pairing) Notable Stats Lemur is 3rd in Goals; McStabson is 5th; Kingston Kid is 6th Athanatos is 5th in +/-; O'Bourke is 7th Bitdiddle is 2nd in Hits O'Bourke leads the league in PIM; Picklechips is 3rd; Windros is 5th; Stats is 7th Orphansbane leads the league in Wins, GAA & SV% Strelkov is 6th in the AHL in Wins, 3rd in GAA & 2nd in SV% Transaction News None Injury Report TOR -- F. Orphansbane is out with a Herniated Disc. Expected return is 2/17/21 WSH -- S. Pepperdick is out with a Bruised Hip. Expected return is 1/31/21   Comments Only 2 goalies have yet to play in the NHL. More goons get selected for their first All-Star Game http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Apr 7, 2015 21:27
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C'mon Gallant. 16 points and only an Even +/- in 800+ minutes? You're goddamn better than that!
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Apr 7, 2015 21:50
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Good lord, O'Bourke's a loving goal scoring, elbow throwing machine. He's got more points in one season than Bradf0rd has had in the 5 years I've played EASHL with him!
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Apr 7, 2015 21:51
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More all-star appearances, too. And EASHL does that monthly.
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Apr 7, 2015 21:55
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Holy poo poo, I'm putting up .937/1.74 now? 
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Apr 7, 2015 22:20
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Yokozuna is just so perfectly average
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Apr 7, 2015 23:08
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Down to 13 minutes a night... McPhallus needs out of Edmonton.
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Apr 8, 2015 00:27
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I am the biggest pussy when it comes to hitting people I guess. Doesn't hurt how awesome my +/- is though
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Apr 8, 2015 00:56
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Good lord Chicago.
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Apr 8, 2015 01:20
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2.73 GAA/0.916 Sv%? League average stats, but I'll take it.
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Apr 8, 2015 04:08
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Haha 2.46/0.918 I'm so league average it hurts 
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Apr 8, 2015 10:47
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Get your poo poo together Think. What is this? Unacceptable.
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Apr 8, 2015 13:49
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Chap has a 2.98 GAA and the Wild actually have a winning record.
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2021 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 1st Period 1:14 -- (East) J. Eichel (J. Drouin, A. Ovechkin) 1:41 -- (East) A. Ovechkin (J. Eichel, J. Drouin) 10:51 - (West) F. Lemur (P. Kane) 2nd Period 9:50 -- (East) P. Subban (J. Drouin) 14:33 - (West) F. Lemur (K. Shattenkirk, Z. Parise) 3rd Period 1:58 -- (East) A. Ovechkin (J. Drouin) 5:01 -- (West) N. MacKinnon (J. Gaudreau, P. Kane) 19:35 - (West) N. MacKinnon (J. Gaudreau, P. Kane) Overtime 2:29 -- (West) F. Lemur (Z. Werenski, D. Doughty) Penalty Summary 1st Period 10:26 - (East) P. O'Bourke -- Interference (Minor) 11:31 - (West) D. Doughty -- Elbowing (Minor) 2nd Period 1:13 -- (East) K. Rychel -- High Sticking (Minor) 3:56 -- (East) K. Rychel -- Hooking (Minor) 7:51 -- (West) J. Morrissey -- Hooking (Minor) 3rd Period 12:40 - (West) D. Doughty -- Slashing (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Fred Lemur (3 goals, +1) 2) (East) Alexander Ovechkin (2 goals, 1 assist) 3) (East) Jonathan Drouin (4 assists, +1)  
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End of 2020-21 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Lemur finished 3rd in Goals; McStabson finished 7th Athanatos finished 6th in assists; O'Bourke finished 3rd in +/-; Athanatos finished 6th Bitdiddle finished 3rd in Hits O'Bourke lead the league in PIM; Picklechips is 2nd; Windros Jr is 4th; Stats is 5th Orphansbane finished 3rd in Wins Orphansbane finished 2nd in GAA, Yokozuna is 5th Orphansbane finished 3th in SV%; Kilza is 4th, Yokozuna is 5th Strelkov finished 3rd in the AHL in Wins, GAA & SV% Transaction News 2/3/21 -- ARZ gets: Kris Versteeg 2/3/21 -- CHI gets: 2022 2nd & 3rd Round Picks, 1 prospect 3/3/21 -- NYR gets: 2021 1st Round Pic (BUF), 2021 1st Round Pick (WSH), & 1 prospect 3/3/21 -- WSH gets: JT Miller (90 OVR) 3/3/21 -- NJD gets: Jonathan Bernier 3/3/21 -- TOR gets: Steve Downie & Adam Henrique Injury Report None   Comments There's still another week left in the AHL season, so things may change slightly there, but I can't do this update without skipping over those games later Norris Finalists: Athanatos, O'Bourke, Doughty NJD goalie depth now (all in NHL): Schneider -- 87 OVR Bernier -- 86 OVR Varlamov -- 86 OVR Karjalainen -- 82 OVR http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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Bitdiddle slowly being less and less hit relevant. 1st, 2nd, 3rd. Next season is 4th.
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Hockles posted:End of 2020-21 Regular Season Update I've finally arrived in the NHL!  Next step: Claim the starting job in San Jose (or, if that fails, the starting job for another NHL team). 
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Apr 12, 2015 03:43
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Kilza posted:I've finally arrived in the NHL! You got more playing time than Van Schubert. So, starting time was split, but you ended up with more.
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Apr 12, 2015 03:44
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Aww yeah time for fiesty Winnipeg to wreck the poo poo out of the post-season!
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Apr 12, 2015 03:47
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Are those stats of mine accurate? Because holy poo poo if so.
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Hockles posted:You got more playing time than Van Schubert. So, starting time was split, but you ended up with more.  Excellent.
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