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Quote of the morning, "LOL - come on dad, think you checked the wrong box" ~ Jeb Bush Jr.
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Joementum posted:Quote of the morning, "LOL - come on dad, think you checked the wrong box" ~ Jeb Bush Jr. Was it a butterfly ballot?
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Apr 6, 2015 16:10
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Joementum posted:Quote of the morning, "LOL - come on dad, think you checked the wrong box" ~ Jeb Bush Jr. **Accidentally marks ethnicity as Ralph Nader**
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Apr 6, 2015 16:19
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Gravel Gravy posted:**Accidentally marks ethnicity as Ralph Nader** Can't wait for someone to mark 'gay as hell'
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Apr 6, 2015 16:27
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ZenVulgarity posted:Can't wait for someone to mark 'gay as hell' Welp I know what I'm writing in the self-identification box next census
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Apr 6, 2015 16:29
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ZenVulgarity posted:Can't wait for someone to mark 'gay as hell' No no, it's "Gay? As all hell."
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Apr 6, 2015 16:31
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ITT white liberals with bellies full of beef, fresh produce, and flavored vitamin water use their smartphones to post about how poo poo life is and how hosed are the middle class.
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Apr 6, 2015 16:39
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Petr posted:ITT white liberals with bellies full of beef, fresh produce, and flavored vitamin water use their smartphones to post about how poo poo life is and how hosed are the middle class. Double down and say they're using their work computers and instead of working are posting here and draining the poor corporation's resources
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Apr 6, 2015 16:41
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ZenVulgarity posted:Double down and say they're using their work computers and instead of working are posting here and draining the poor corporation's resources I've done my work. Not my fault if they expect so much less of me.
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Apr 6, 2015 16:43
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Petr posted:ITT white liberals with bellies full of beef, fresh produce, and flavored vitamin water use their smartphones to post about how poo poo life is and how hosed are the middle class. Hell, we better all shut the gently caress up then.
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Apr 6, 2015 16:45
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My belly is currently full of eggs and coffee you hate mongering twat licker.
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Apr 6, 2015 16:50
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Unless you are a poor immigrant minority who has been shot by police, you're a dumb hypocrite and should stop having opinions
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Apr 6, 2015 16:52
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Petr posted:ITT white liberals with bellies full of beef, fresh produce, and flavored vitamin water use their smartphones to post about how poo poo life is and how hosed are the middle class. Won't anybody think about the dog loving minority?
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Apr 6, 2015 16:53
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My breakfast today was steak, a $100 bill, and a tall glass of the tears and sweat of poors
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Apr 6, 2015 17:03
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CommieGIR posted:Won't anybody think about the dog loving minority? We do, that's why we have beastiality laws.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:04
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:My breakfast today was steak, a $100 bill, and a tall glass of the tears and sweat of poors Today, I lit a cigarette in front of a beggar using a $100 bill, and then took a dump in his collection cup while singing the national anthem. Liberalism at its finest, I tell you. Gravel Gravy posted:We do, that's why we have beastiality laws. They have their rights too! 
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Apr 6, 2015 17:05
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:My breakfast today was steak, a $100 bill, and a tall glass of the tears and sweat of poors I thought your doctor told you to lay off the red meat, Mr. Cheney. Your heart can only be replaced so many times through the miracle of modern science.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:05
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CommieGIR posted:Today, I lit a cigarette in front of a beggar using a $100 bill, and then took a dump in his collection cup while singing the national anthem. Liberalism at its finest, I tell you. Did you get that $100 from getting paid to vote several times, or is it welfare tax dollars?
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Apr 6, 2015 17:06
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I had a 3 dollar egg sandwich. Kaiser rolls don't toast well imo.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:07
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blunt for century posted:Did you get that $100 from getting paid to vote several times, or is it welfare tax dollars? Bailout funds, so corporate welfare
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Apr 6, 2015 17:08
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CommieGIR posted:They have their rights too! Again why we have beastiality/ASPCA.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:09
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:My breakfast today was steak, a $100 bill, and a tall glass of the tears and sweat of poors Good source of electrolytes after a night of coke and scotch.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:12
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DemeaninDemon posted:Good source of electrolytes after a night of coke and scotch. Why would you mix scotch with Coke?
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Apr 6, 2015 17:13
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Gravel Gravy posted:Why would you mix scotch with Coke? So he can bear to see his trophy wife screwing his publicist yet again.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:14
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Gravel Gravy posted:Why would you mix scotch with Coke? 
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Apr 6, 2015 17:14
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Gravel Gravy posted:Why would you mix scotch with Coke? Cocaine goes with everything.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:15
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Gravel Gravy posted:Why would you mix scotch with Coke? One goes in the nose (or butt) one goes in the mouth.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:15
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SedanChair posted:I have already apologized to the people who matter most to me. Fanny, Zafira, Wonder Muscles the Mustache, I'm sorry. What we did, our fabulousness, can never be taken from us.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:16
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Well if it makes your Dewar's more drinkable then I won't judge.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:16
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DemeaninDemon posted:One goes in the nose (or butt) one goes in the mouth.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:17
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CannonFodder posted:Why would you butt-chug scotch? Someone has to get rid of all this Dewar's.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:18
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Slow day in politics it seems. Did Kentucky change its rules or does Rand still have to run for Senator or President? Cause man he's delusional if he thinks he'll get the nomination, much less the presidency.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:19
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Aurubin posted:Slow day in politics it seems. Did Kentucky change its rules or does Rand still have to run for Senator or President? Cause man he's delusional if he thinks he'll get the nomination, much less the presidency. Joementum answered this for me in the primary thread. Joementum posted:It hasn't been finalized by the full state party (it will be), but the leadership has voted in favor of his plan to convert the KY primary to a caucus which allows him to avoid the issue during the primary.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:20
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CannonFodder posted:If he was going to that club in the late 90s, he must have met Mahogany. I imagine he has met a lot of mahogany.
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Apr 6, 2015 17:21
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CannonFodder posted:Why would you butt-chug scotch? Because it tastes better?
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Apr 6, 2015 17:25
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Relentlessboredomm posted:This was the best interview and discussion of Snowden I've ever seen, thank you John Oliver. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEVlyP4_11M It's really satisfying knowing that I've goatsed the NSA
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Apr 6, 2015 17:30
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Reading a few opinion pieces in the Washington Post on the wrangling over the Iran deal, and the "leftie" one Greg Sargent comments on how Chris Murphy is pushing against the Corker-Menendez bill. Which is weird because I signed a form letter from Feinstein's people when Rouhani was elected and got the usual "Iran is a bad place full of bad people" copypaste from Murphy, but a murmur of "yeah sure maybe" from Blumenthal. Guess Murphy's not counting on AIPAC bucks?
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Apr 6, 2015 17:47
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Gravel Gravy posted:I've done my work. Not my fault if they expect so much less of me. Buttchug a redbull and take other peoples work
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Apr 6, 2015 17:53
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Get hype yall
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Will he have a catchy song like his father?
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