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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That's really rad. I just hope that kid doesn't go too crazy going balls to the wall with work at the expense of, you know, everything else. The article makes him out to be pretty well-adjusted, though. :unsmith:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Seems like the OP of half of E/N's threads

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

wood

RichieHimself
May 27, 2004

No way dude, she looks like Gargamel.
Honestly bros, the reason my life :feelsgood: is because I live my day to day by the Tony Hops credo of "Screw 'Em!":

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Works better than ACU

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Booblord Zagats posted:

Works better than ACU

So does this

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I got called up for jury duty :suicide: But it's during finals week so I should be able to postpone.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
not certified mail? not actually summoned. ignore that poo poo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Vasudus posted:

not certified mail? not actually summoned. ignore that poo poo

*may actually be terrible legal advice

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Can't be proven that you did or did not receive the summons.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

*may actually be terrible legal advice

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Casimir Radon posted:

I got called up for jury duty :suicide: But it's during finals week so I should be able to postpone.

How timely! The Clickhole just posted this article about getting out of jury duty

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I've only known one person who got called up for Jury duty: my babysitter when I was in elementary school.

She said she couldn't do it because she was an honorary member of the Ku Klux Klan.

Pretty weird thing to tell a kid, I think.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
At least in CT they send it out to hundreds of people expecting less than a third to show up. They don't spend any money on registered or certified mail because that poo poo's expensive yo. There is literally zero consequence to ignoring it, at least in that state (so says a marshal and a clerk, both of which told me the same thing). I have no idea about anywhere else though!

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

http://imgur.com/gallery/9yB5IUV

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Illinois operates similarly. They just assume that hardly anyone will respond.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Some professor at my school is in trouble because she accidentally copy/pasted a pornhub link to an anal bead video to one of her classes :xd:

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Genocide Tendency posted:

Or point out that there is a 50% chance thats a guy.

With the rare one of them formerly being a guy.



Not only is it a good cosplay of Pearl but reddit was freaking the gently caress out about it once they found out she was a trans.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

With the rare one of them formerly being a guy.

i see junk buldge

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
What's up with the transanime chat in here?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Mr. Nice! posted:

What's up with the transanime chat in here?

tranime

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
It's Afghanistanitransimation Cap'!

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

http://www.clickhole.com/article/7-famous-athletes-tell-us-about-greatest-game-they-2238

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

i see junk buldge

I do too see a bulge, but you can be a trans without cutting your dick off. :shrug:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
That's cool we can just identify people as
"current penis haver"
"non penis haver"
"former penis haver"
"soon-to-be penis haver"

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

ElMaligno posted:

With the rare one of them formerly being a guy.



Not only is it a good cosplay of Pearl but reddit was freaking the gently caress out about it once they found out she was a trans.
All I see is a skinny guy in drag. :shrug:

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Willy Pete posted:

All I see is a skinny guy in drag. :shrug:

yea if you fall for that you deserve to get crying gamed

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

lol a malnourished looking dude with a giant nose.

more like holocaustplay

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Willy Pete posted:

All I see is a skinny guy in drag. :shrug:

Pretty sure that's an insult to drag queens.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
So what's up with all these loving sea world commercials I'm seeing where they're trying to say they're humane to their whales? Did I miss something?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mr. Nice! posted:

So what's up with all these loving sea world commercials I'm seeing where they're trying to say they're humane to their whales? Did I miss something?

someone made a movie about shamu and poo poo and now everyone is sad about killer whales

pixar had to scrap the ending to the new finding nemo sequel because of it

seaworld lost a shitload of money

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Now I gotta wait another 2 years for finding nemo 2? Thanks Hollywood :mad:

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ElMaligno posted:

With the rare one of them formerly being a guy.



Not only is it a good cosplay of Pearl but reddit was freaking the gently caress out about it once they found out she was a trans.

Not sure cosplaying as a flaming anime nerd version of Adrien Brody makes you a trans.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mengele would hop out of his grave for this one

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

guys I can't decide If and when I get VA back pay should I get a new corvette or charger AND cbr 1000 help me decide!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Comedy option: Roth IRA

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Mr. Nice! posted:

So what's up with all these loving sea world commercials I'm seeing where they're trying to say they're humane to their whales? Did I miss something?
Whales can suck it :boom:

:rock::rock:

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

guys I can't decide If and when I get VA back pay should I get a new corvette or charger AND cbr 1000 help me decide!
Get both?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

Comedy option: Roth IRA

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Vasudus posted:

not certified mail? not actually summoned. ignore that poo poo
I'm going to postpone it. If they call me at all I can always try mentioning that my dad is in law enforcement. If that doesn't work I'll start demanding the brazen bull for parking tickets.

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