The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. the first such incident occurred in 1956 when...

So, Marge, ready for another episode of "Don't Go There"?

I'm tired of that show. But I've been hearing good things about "Talk to the Hand".

# ? Apr 6, 2015 07:21

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sout: Apr 24, 2014

Do over Ham posted:

So, Marge, ready for another episode of "Don't Go There"?

I'm tired of that show. But I've been hearing good things about "Talk to the Hand".

*flush*
No, pig.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 10:32

JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

sout posted:

*flush*
No, pig.

It's gone, dad.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 13:20

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Monday_ posted:

Just grab it with your hands. We're not fancy here.

Just make sure Do Over Ham eats all his meals over a tarp. But not the good tarp, I want you to get married on that some day!

# ? Apr 6, 2015 13:32

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

sout posted:

*flush*
No, pig.

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity. :smith:

# ? Apr 6, 2015 16:51

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

They own all of those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 17:22

Ainsley McTree: Feb 19, 2004

IMJack posted:

They own all of those chemical weapons plants in Syria.

Some boy scouts stumbled upon your little game of hide the ooze.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:36

A Great Big Bee!: Mar 8, 2007; Grimey Drawer

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Now BloodDesk, they do a lot of quality programming too.

:laffo:

# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:43

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity.

Fox turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I barely noticed.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 18:51

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Now BloodDesk, they do a lot of quality programming too.

Even though we're being broadcast on Fox, there's no need for obnoxious hooting or hollering.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 19:37

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:36

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

Now TMMadman, you came to see me for a reason... Is your moderator stealing bread?

# ? Apr 6, 2015 22:40

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

TMMadman posted:

Your cable TV is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.

We'll I'll be damned.

# ? Apr 6, 2015 23:40

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Even though we're being broadcast on Fox, there's no need for obnoxious hooting or hollering.

... we are watching FOX.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:02

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TurboFlamingChicken posted:

... we are watching FOX.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 00:47

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Ainsley McTree posted:

Some boy scouts stumbled upon your little game of hide the ooze.

The last tree held nine barrels! :mad:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:26

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

The last tree held nine barrels!

My tree gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it! :argh:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 01:29

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Mister Kingdom posted:

Watch 'Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?' on FOX. That's right, we even advertise our shows during movies now.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 02:00

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

We'll I'll be damned.

I'm afraid so, yes. :devil:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 03:35

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Monday_ posted:

We'll I'll be damned.

Well I'll be a son of a witch. :witch:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 03:54

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

IMJack posted:

Well I'll be a son of a witch.

Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard bastard!

# ? Apr 7, 2015 04:00

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Monday_ posted:

Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard bastard!

Awwww.... Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 04:14

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Awwww.... Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.

Moneypenny, you're not in Sunday school anymore, don't swear.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 04:15

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Monday_ posted:

Moneypenny, you're not in Sunday school anymore, don't swear.

Hey, would you two close the dam door.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 04:19

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Monday_ posted:

Moneypenny, you're not in Sunday school anymore, don't swear.

I sure as hell can't say we learned about hell unless I can say hell, now can I?

# ? Apr 7, 2015 04:52

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Hey, would you two close the dam door.

No society has ever considered "chief hydrodynamical engineer" a calling.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 04:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

jscolon2.0 posted:

No society has ever considered "chief hydrodynamical engineer" a calling.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 05:04

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Now BloodDesk, they do a lot of quality programming too.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 05:44

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

I sure as hell can't say we learned about hell unless I can say hell, now can I?

All right, let's make this sporting, IMJack. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "e," you can keep your job.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 10:53

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Awwww.... Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in.

I'm going to call the dictionary people and have that checked! Doesn't seem right...

# ? Apr 7, 2015 22:27

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Monday_ posted:

Moneypenny, you're not in Sunday school anymore, don't swear.

Uh, but Monday_, we banned you from Sunday school. You were happy, we were happy, everybody was happy -- particularly the hamster.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 01:17

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Uh, but Monday_, we banned you from Sunday school. You were happy, we were happy, everybody was happy -- particularly the hamster.

That's why he's pooping so much!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 01:29

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Root Bear posted:

That's why he's pooping so much!

Sun 'n Run, the sun tan lotion that's also a laxative.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 01:43

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Sun 'n Run, the sun tan lotion that's also a laxative.

I gotta go and no foolin'!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 02:09

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Monday_ posted:

I gotta go and no foolin'!

You talk better than you fool!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:42

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

You talk better than you fool!

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:05

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Springtime fresh, winter white. What could be better.

Monday_ posted:

I gotta go and no foolin'!

Noooooooooo!!! :gonk:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:32

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Monday_ posted:

You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

Monday_, it's April 7. You were in that coma for a week.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:38

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Your mother and I have been thinking about giving the puppies away. :mad:

IMJack posted:

Noooooooooo!!!

Mainlyyourmother! :ohdear:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 06:42

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