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Lonk.  It might be happening.  e: whoops just kidding false alarm CLAM DOWN fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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Apr 7, 2015 18:34
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CLAM DOWN posted:Lonk. 
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Apr 7, 2015 18:36
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I hate you all so very much right now.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:42
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Do back pieces show with outfits? Its not original, but I'm tempted to get the Balthazar outfit for my human warrior, use the Flames of Balthazar back piece, and then all the fire weapons I can get my hands on. Fire for the Fire god!
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Apr 7, 2015 18:45
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If the Heart of Thorns Deluxe Edition comes with an in game item that allows permanent access to SAB I would gladly shell out another $20-$30 for it. Tivac, please pass this post on to the bean counters at Anet.
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Apr 7, 2015 18:46
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SFD you have a new WvW Wednesday theme to go for. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arTAvRQXGZM
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Apr 7, 2015 18:57
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I'm loving that there's a band called Bearforce One with a song called Bearforce One.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:10
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Totbot posted:Do back pieces show with outfits? Yes. This is how Halloween Dress + Wings exists and is the best.
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Apr 7, 2015 19:19
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Geekslinger posted:SFD you have a new WvW Wednesday theme to go for. old hat, SFD introduced me to bearforce one years ago
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After two years of casually working towards it I'm about to finally finish my first legendary, sunrise, and was looking for a twilight owner who would be interested in working together to unlock both GS skins for each of us. I could trade you my unbound sunrise, you equip it to unlock the skin and then combine it with your twilight to make an eternity which you then trade back to me. I'm also willing to do it the other way around if someone has an unbound twilight and is interested. If anyone is interested PM me and we can start talking about details, compensation for the person who loses the legendary and safety.
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FlyingToilets posted:After two years of casually working towards it I'm about to finally finish my first legendary, sunrise, and was looking for a twilight owner who would be interested in working together to unlock both GS skins for each of us. I could trade you my unbound sunrise, you equip it to unlock the skin and then combine it with your twilight to make an eternity which you then trade back to me. I'm also willing to do it the other way around if someone has an unbound twilight and is interested. If anyone is interested PM me and we can start talking about details, compensation for the person who loses the legendary and safety. 
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Apr 7, 2015 19:38
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Sounds scammy lmao Sure other guy give up your legendary and give it to me. That's okay you'll still have the skin!
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Lonk posted:I hate you all so very much right now.
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Ussr posted:I'm loving that there's a band called Bearforce One with a song called Bearforce One. wow you just learned about bearforce one, give up your goon card. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM vv he's a GOON member, I'll vouch for him vv LITERALLY A BIRD fucked around with this message at 21:47 on Apr 7, 2015 |
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FlyingToilets posted:After two years of casually working towards it I'm about to finally finish my first legendary, sunrise, and was looking for a twilight owner who would be interested in working together to unlock both GS skins for each of us. I could trade you my unbound sunrise, you equip it to unlock the skin and then combine it with your twilight to make an eternity which you then trade back to me. I'm also willing to do it the other way around if someone has an unbound twilight and is interested. If anyone is interested PM me and we can start talking about details, compensation for the person who loses the legendary and safety. who are you
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:wow you just learned about bearforce one, give up your goon card. Psshhh 2008s can't talk to 2004s like that.
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pssssh okay grandpa 
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Not the weirdest thing to happen in the DR 1% zone e: 
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Totbot posted:Do back pieces show with outfits?  .
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CLAM DOWN posted:Not the weirdest thing to happen in the DR 1% zone And here I stand, longingly gazing through the iron bars of my poverty, woeful tears streaming down my gold plated armor. 
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Kerrrrrrr posted:And here I stand, longingly gazing through the iron bars of my poverty, woeful tears streaming down my gold plated armor.
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I have a red panda following me around and a quaggan dangling from a balloon bringing me mail. And they say gw2 has no endgame.
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CLAM DOWN posted:Not the weirdest thing to happen in the DR 1% zone 
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so you've decided to try pvp so, you've ran around the world a bit, and you've killed a few thousand flags on sticks. what's this pvp people talk about? well, i was just like you, friend, and i decided to try it out last night. the first thing you need to is click the pvp button (i think it's two crossed swords, but that could have just been the two dudes banging in world chat distracting me). join a pvp lobby??? you bet! you will arrive in a tutorial world. this place is useless and i recommend you treat every friendly npc as if they were an enemy counterintelligence officer trying to confuse you. revive my allies? why the heck would i do that?! you will next arrive in the mists, or something, i don't really know. there will be a bunch of people yelling about nerf guns, i think. at the top, there's a button that says 'find pvp match'. click it, then choose unranked, because your dad was right, you're too scared of risk, and that's why no one went to prom with you. after reading about two charrs screwing for a while, you'll find a pvp match! vote for whatever map you think sounds coolest. i voted for the legacy of foo fighters, I think, but other people picked Sky Hammer so we had to have our rumble there. the objectives there are three points in gw2 pvp: home, mid, and far. i will break them down briefly. home is the point where you go to inexplicably be killed by 5 of your enemies appearing from the fog, like a grim specter of vengeance. mid is the point where most of the action happens. this means you will be the only person on your team to make a meaningful effort to appear there. far is the point where your team goes to lose 4v1s against the opponent bunker guardian, at which point your team will tell you that you are a fucker. the teams now, let's break down the teams. as this is your first game of gw2 pvp, the enemy team will consist of five Europeans with over a million games who share a single consciousness and whose hivemind allows them to coordinate to a startlingly preternatural degree. they have long forgotten the concept of mercy, and the only joy they feel is when the opponent team does not score above 50 points. even if you could beat them (you can't), it would be cruel to deny them their fleeting happiness. your team will consist of you, a family of vaguely organized salamanders, a phone book on a keyboard, a 1990s lego mindstorm trying to play using a primitive light sensor and a shoddy series of if-then statements, and a well-trained feline who will immediately change their class so as to be as redundant as possible. let's do this! the match begins four of your team immediately rush to capture the nearest point (home). this will be the last time you see three of them, so i suggest you do not become too attached. you should go mid and see if you can beat the opposite team there (you can't). when you see four of the opposite team on mid, you should attempt to pull back and find your team. an enemy thief will immediately appear behind you and begin the process of humiliating you. i either could not find the proper hotkey or else i did not assign the skill where my character comically falls on his butt, killing the thief, so i did what i am pretty sure is 100 percent correct play: died. while the opponent is trying to kill you, throw a bunch of rocks at them. in this way, the thief will live up to his name, and fall victim to his own hubris, and then you can awkwardly die next to each other, just like in titanic. you could have shared the door, kate. you check the sidebar, and realize what you feared: three of your team are repeatedly throwing themselves off of cliffs. the cat, your 3rd engineer, has become distracted and is trying to stack turrets on top of each other. at this point, there will be an announcement that the skyhammer is online, or something. i don't know what it is, what it does, or how to turn it online, nor will i ever, because i paid a wizard to lay a cantrip upon me that will kill me if i ever have to play skyhammer again. at this point, your team will begin to complain about how they are the best player on your team, and it is unfair to be matched with untouchables such as you. the enemy team will sense this and immediately collapse upon whoever is typing. the salamander's final words will be 'noob war doesn't even hambossssssss6'. at this point, the skyhammer will again be online. you will still not be sure what it does. is it scrambling your teammate's brains? i think so. the phonebook has been making remarkably unsound choices. after a few more minutes, the enemy team will reach 500 points (you will have somehow acquired 20, although no one on your team is sure how or will accept responsibility). the opponents will all thank you for your time and offer a few helpful tips to improve your play, which your teammates will drown out with hyphens, either unwilling or unable to accept that there is a profanity filter, or else really trying to explain the concept of subtraction. that wraps up your first game of guild war 2 player versus player! i hope you had as much fun as i did, and join me next time, when i explain how to play pvp when the person yuo are queuing with has level 80 in pvp!
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put that poo poo in the OP, arus
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savagehenry posted:put that poo poo in the OP, arus
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CLAM DOWN posted:Not the weirdest thing to happen in the DR 1% zone I'm sad that the 1% airship despite having more useful things doesn't come with weird players.
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savagehenry posted:put that poo poo in the OP, arus
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savagehenry posted:put some butter in the OP, arus
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That pvp writeup is 100% accurate. You really captured the true experience. Also obligatory new armor coolpose screenshot. With bonus moose. 
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savagehenry posted:put that poo poo in the OP, arus
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Spvp write-up is spot on. 
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A 50S RAYGUN posted:so you've decided to try pvp
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 savagehenry posted:put that poo poo in the OP, arus
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