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Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Genocide Tendency posted:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 17:26

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 23:04

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Godholio posted:

"Complete flooding of the dock with water is being considered."

Apparently they're having a rough time putting it out. Maybe try poking it with an exploding stick?

didnt they already do that with another sub a few years ago?

# ? Apr 7, 2015 17:29

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Handsome Ralph posted:

Holy poo poo, that D&D Okinawa US Bases thread.

It's really bad.

Someone called it early in the thread where it was only made so the OP can insult anyone who disagrees with him.

Like most threads in D&D

Ah here it is:

Discendo Vox posted:

Chomskyan, you appear to have created this discussion thread for the purpose of yelling at anyone who disagrees with you.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 17:37

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Rand Paul is running for president

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/04/07/rand-paul-set-to-announce-presidential-run/

He's better than Cruz by default.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 18:15

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

"It's not about jet noise"

"Did you know tilt rotors make more noise than just regular helicopters or jets"

:psyduck:

# ? Apr 7, 2015 18:35

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

I can't decide what is cooler about the Osprey, its contribution to thinning the Marine herd, or the fact that it scares stupid Japs to death.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 18:50

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Casimir Radon posted:

I can't decide what is cooler about the Osprey, its contribution to thinning the Marine herd, or the fact that it scares stupid Japs to death.

Harriers, 46's and Cobras have killed way more Marines in the last 12 years than the Osprey

# ? Apr 7, 2015 18:53

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Godholio posted:

"Complete flooding of the dock with water is being considered."

Apparently they're having a rough time putting it out. Maybe try poking it with an exploding stick?

They have to fill it with hostages first bro

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:01

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Zeris posted:

They have to fill it with hostages first bro

then they have to gas them

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:07

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

then they have to gas them

Halon is a gas

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:21

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

Booblord Zagats posted:

Harriers, 46's and Cobras have killed way more Marines in the last 12 years than the Osprey

Still don't have the unearned reputation the Osprey has. That is until they stuff as many warm bodies as possible into the next acquisition project they gently caress up before all the bugs get worked out.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:27

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Booblord Zagats posted:

Halon is a gas

Jet fuel is gas of a sort.

And it burns.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:44

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

I think the trick will be to use up all the oxygen fueling the fire. Start pumping in hyrdrazine.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:49

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

MA-Horus posted:

Jet fuel is gas of a sort.

And it burns.

not hot enough tho

# ? Apr 7, 2015 19:51

bij: Feb 24, 2007

Are the turboshaft guts on that Osprey glowing red hot in the intakes or is that paint?

# ? Apr 7, 2015 20:57

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Potential BFF posted:

Are the turboshaft guts on that Osprey glowing red hot in the intakes or is that paint?

it runs on the anguish of souls from hiroshima and nagasaki

# ? Apr 7, 2015 21:37

Untagged: Mar 29, 2004; Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

the russians hacked the white house computers

see this is why you keep it all on a private server at your house

# ? Apr 7, 2015 22:19

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Untagged posted:

the russians hacked the white house computers

see this is why you keep it all on a private server at your house

have you seen the new kevin hart movie?

it sucks.

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:43

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

MA-Horus posted:

Jet fuel is gas of a sort.

And it burns.

JET FUEL DOESN'T BURN HOT ENOUGH TO MELT RUSSIAN SUBMARINES

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:51

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Somebody fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Apr 8, 2015

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:53

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Why is he a she?

# ? Apr 7, 2015 23:59

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

orange juche posted:

Why is he a she?

do you seriously want more information about some lovely and perverted japanese anime? because ya'll fuckers are better off not knowing

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:01

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ElMaligno posted:

anime trash

n4i will you let this injustice go unpunished?

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:02

Fister Ardennes: Apr 25, 2008; War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

n4i will you let this injustice go unpunished?

I demand summary execution!

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:07

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

ElMaligno posted:

do you seriously want more information about some lovely and perverted japanese anime? because ya'll fuckers are better off not knowing

Your post should be staked on the ground in the sun and left for the crows to pick at slowly until you die.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:11

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ElMaligno posted:

do you seriously want more information about some lovely and perverted japanese anime? because ya'll fuckers are better off not knowing

This guy is the most hosed up moron in this subforum. It'll take mentally ill rants from our handful of literally crazy people than this dude posting at all any day.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 00:30

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

man if you guys really want to add more spanking material to your anime collection just google kantai collection and strike witches or something

# ? Apr 8, 2015 01:00

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

ElMaligno posted:

do you seriously want more information about some lovely and perverted japanese anime? because ya'll fuckers are better off not knowing

Tell us all about the weird animes you know about and then try to justify how you know so much and are so willing to share that information

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:13

Professor Bling: Nov 12, 2008; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Genocide Tendency posted:

we did this twice and now look what we've got

you can either use this as an argument that we shouldn't have nuked them since the nukes caused anime

or do what I do and use it to argue we should have nuked them more

# ? Apr 8, 2015 03:39

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Professor Bling posted:

we did this twice and now look what we've got

you can either use this as an argument that we shouldn't have nuked them since the nukes caused anime

or do what I do and use it to argue we should have nuked them more

The answer to "Could this be made better with more nukes?" is always yes.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:01

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The answer to "Could this be made better with more nukes?" is always yes.

Can't nuke an infestation of sentient cockroaches, they'll happily go about their business anyways.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:16

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Radioactive cockroaches are cooler than normal ones.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:22

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Radioactive cockroaches are cooler than anime.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:28

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Mike-o posted:

# ? Apr 8, 2015 04:38

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The answer to "Could this be made better with more nukes?" is always yes.

while i don't disagree with this sentiment, i'm willing to give pause to the concept if some lovecraft-ian horror emerges from the bikini atoll spergin' about waifu pillows

# ? Apr 8, 2015 07:04

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Fucitol posted:

while i don't disagree with this sentiment, i'm willing to give pause to the concept if some lovecraft-ian horror emerges from the bikini atoll spergin' about waifu pillows

Not really, you just drop more nukes on it until it is dead.

# ? Apr 8, 2015 07:09

Fucitol: May 8, 2005; Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam

Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

but that has the potential of creating more weird poo poo unless someone goes full out and tries to fracture the earth into tiny nuked pieces

that's unlikely to happen, so i'm sure you see my dilemma here

# ? Apr 8, 2015 07:15

Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Professor Bling posted:

we did this twice and now look what we've got

you can either use this as an argument that we shouldn't have nuked them since the nukes caused anime

or do what I do and use it to argue we should have nuked them more

Someone looked it up once and found that the weird cartoon kiddy porn and tentacle rape started pre 1945. So that's not on our hands.

Nukes away motherfuckers

# ? Apr 8, 2015 07:29