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or, as the case may be, in shallow, unmarked graves/the ravenous bellies of local fauna and/or kin e. 1093: Magnus "Bare-feet" is crowned king of Norway. He tried to conquer basically every british island that wasn't Great Britain, with some genuine success including dublin V. Illych L. fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Apr 8, 2015 |
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Someone near me has a WiFi hotspot called "Ruth Bader Ginsburg's iphone" lol In other news a whopping 24% of my city came or to vote yesterday, now we're gonna have a run off election for mayor. Amazingly, the Koch funded Republican only got 14% of the vote so he's out.This is the state that just elected a total unknown Koch funded senator so that comes as a surprise. site fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Apr 8, 2015 |
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Berke Negri posted:hating on someone for being a polish jew is ermmmmm not advised No my scorn is reserved for the Greeks. Not at the moment but as soon as they stop being dirt poor and the Germans stop wailing on them.
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site posted:Someone near me has a WiFi hotspot called "Ruth Bader Ginsberg's iphone" lol go say hi to warz
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Absurd Alhazred posted:There was a song about ebony and ivory, too. that black dude was cool and those mammoth people were cool whatserface should have stayed with them rather than running off to hang with haughty proto-french eurotrash
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V. Illych L. posted:or, as the case may be, in shallow, unmarked graves/the ravenous bellies of local fauna and/or kin they also could have propsered and just moved on with their lives instead of writing every week just found new family in whatever frontier area they were in
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Disinterested posted:Greece still somewhat officially perpetuates bizarre 19th century style race myths about being a pure inheritor of ancient hellenic language, race and culture so Greeks often get trolled with the accusation that Greeks are slavs because Greece is actually real melting pot between the original loose hellenism + turks + slavs. Ah, gotcha. That's pretty funny. I know a couple Greek nationalist a-holes; I'll be sure to bring the topic up with them.
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V. Illych L. posted:or, as the case may be, in shallow, unmarked graves/the ravenous bellies of local fauna and/or kin Oh you becha' if they ended up in minnesohhda probibly ground up and served in pasties doncha know
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quote:Sneed: Hillary may want Rahm for presidential cabinet Rahmbo for SecDef
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Spaceman Future! posted:Oh you becha' if they ended up in minnesohhda probibly ground up and served in pasties doncha know "I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper!"
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Disinterested posted:Greece still somewhat officially perpetuates bizarre 19th century style race myths about being a pure inheritor of ancient hellenic language, race and culture so Greeks often get trolled with the accusation that Greeks are slavs because Greece is actually real melting pot between the original loose hellenism + turks + slavs. This is p. funny to me considering how many 19th century Hellenists who got involved the war for independence wrote a lot about their horrible realisation that these weren't the Greeks they learned about in school.
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kustomkarkommando posted:This is p. funny to me considering how many 19th century Hellenists who got involved the war for independence wrote a lot about their horrible realisation that these weren't the Greeks they learned about in school. lord byron was the first weeaboo
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Berke Negri posted:they also could have propsered and just moved on with their lives instead of writing every week i honestly don't really care either way, i just thought it was an interesting anecdote you hear a lot about the successful immigrants to america. somewhat less about the disasters
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Disinterested posted:Greece still somewhat officially perpetuates bizarre 19th century style race myths about being a pure inheritor of ancient hellenic language, race and culture so Greeks often get trolled with the accusation that Greeks are slavs because Greece is actually real melting pot between the original loose hellenism + turks + slavs.
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R. Mute posted:greece is turkey hail satan
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though i thought migf said he was sephardi though i like to tell myself he's just of one of those lost tribes that settled in pre-contact illinois the Mormons believe in more american than america
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kustomkarkommando posted:This is p. funny to me considering how many 19th century Hellenists who got involved the war for independence wrote a lot about their horrible realisation that these weren't the Greeks they learned about in school. Alexander was blond. Also, women have no body hair, ok? Berke Negri posted:though i thought migf said he was sephardi The Garden of Eden is in Missouri, friend.
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i just realised that in my mind's eye alexander is a hyperactive twink i have no idea where i got that image of him
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Berke Negri posted:though i thought migf said he was sephardi my great-grandma immigrated from ottoman palestine, had land seized Give me back my lands, Palestinian squatters!!!
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V. Illych L. posted:i just realised that in my mind's eye alexander is a hyperactive twink it's probably true tho
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V. Illych L. posted:i just realised that in my mind's eye alexander is a hyperactive twink he got real fat and died lumpy
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paranoid randroid posted:he got real fat and died lumpy noooooo
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am i the only one who thinks that the alexanderian conquest narrative of "and he could have conquered india if his men werent such quitters!" is total bullshit
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p sure his men would have followed him as far as he took them after all his insane victories. probably he decided that "well i have most of the known world, perhaps try and make it into an actual empire" and then died
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quote:When asked about Tony Blair, Jowell stressed that the former prime minister is not a war criminal
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site posted:Someone near me has a WiFi hotspot called "Ruth Bader Ginsburg's iphone" lol Mine used to be ACORN Brothel. Dunno if it ever got any reaction out of anyone though, obviously. But I thought it was funny
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paranoid randroid posted:am i the only one who thinks that the alexanderian conquest narrative of "and he could have conquered india if his men werent such quitters!" is total bullshit i thought the idea was that they were good on India and were getting ready to swing back around and tackle the western Mediterranean and then alexander was murdered
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PupsOfWar posted:polish-luthuanian commonwealth and preceding duchies were pretty bad w/r/t genocide of indigenous balts And built on an endless supply of expendable Ukrainians!
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Bill Wi the science Fi is the best
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Berke Negri posted:i thought the idea was that they were good on India and were getting ready to swing back around and tackle the western Mediterranean and then alexander was murdered if your empire is such poo poo that it falls apart when the top dog is dead, you ain't got an empire, you got a slavic horde wandering around wearing linen
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Berke Negri posted:i thought the idea was that they were good on India and were getting ready to swing back around and tackle the western Mediterranean and then alexander was murdered nah man, he got to like the indus and had to turn around allegedly because his men threatened mutiny. he went back to syria, spent a few years trying to put together a weird greco-persian dynasty thing, and then dropped dead after a bender and then everything fell apart because he was Bad at Consolidating
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Berke Negri posted:i thought the idea was that they were good on India and were getting ready to swing back around and tackle the western Mediterranean and then alexander was murdered Apparently, in his will Alexander declared that was what he wanted to do, I have no idea if that's legit or not.
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My Imaginary GF posted:if your empire is such poo poo that it falls apart when the top dog is dead, you ain't got an empire, you got a slavic horde wandering around wearing linen
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paranoid randroid posted:nah man, he got to like the indus and had to turn around allegedly because his men threatened mutiny. he went back to syria, spent a few years trying to put together a weird greco-persian dynasty thing, and then dropped dead after a bender stupid pagan should have switched from gavelkind
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What's wrong with linen, I ask you
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V. Illych L. posted:or, as the case may be, in shallow, unmarked graves/the ravenous bellies of local fauna and/or kin But is conquering Dublin really a success? PupsOfWar posted:that black dude was cool and those mammoth people were cool I'm sure you're right. Don't remember much details, it has been ages.
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Berke Negri posted:then alexander was murdered And then Ptolemy stole his body because gently caress you Perdiccas
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We have our first volunteer for the wall.
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god drat it
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