Tasteless Tattoos: Its like a play on words n shit

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Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

ReidRansom posted:

Nah it's DOT, like a motorcycle helmet. Just really lovely.

Ah okay. Still loving dumb and unoriginal, yeah.

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# ? May 26, 2024 11:25

HelloIAmYourHeart: Dec 29, 2008; Fallen Rib

Zaphod42 posted:

But I once sat on the bus next to a guy with the weirdest loving tattoo. It was a rooster with a giant cock, jerking itself off. Huge tattoo across his forearm.
I always wondered how truly hosed one's life would have to be to think that permanently affixing that on your arm where anybody could see it would be a good idea.

There's a guy in my neighborhood who has rear end in a top hat in big lovely letters from his wrist to elbow on one arm. He's pretty young and is missing a bunch of teeth, so I'm guessing drugs and/or poverty. But mostly drugs.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 00:57

Carbon Thief: Oct 11, 2009; Diamonds aren't the only things that are forever.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

There's a guy in my neighborhood who has rear end in a top hat in big lovely letters from his wrist to elbow on one arm. He's pretty young and is missing a bunch of teeth, so I'm guessing drugs and/or poverty. But mostly drugs.

That reminds me of a guy I saw once with "WHITE" on one arm and "PRIDE" on the other.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 06:19

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Terrible verbal forearm tattoos, you say?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 09:37

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Hahah is that ebola?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 10:04

ledge: Jun 10, 2003

ledge has a new favorite as of 11:18 on Apr 9, 2015

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:15

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

ledge posted:

that's El-P the rapper, right? I like his tattoo, it works for him.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 11:57

ledge: Jun 10, 2003

Snowy posted:

that's El-P the rapper, right? I like his tattoo, it works for him.

Aesop Rock. I saw an interview with him a while ago. He was asked about the tattoos and seemed a bit embarrassed by them.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:06

Lanky_Nibz: Apr 30, 2008; We will never be rid of these stars. But I hope they live forever.

jess posted:

Terrible verbal forearm tattoos, you say?

This is the first tattoo posted where I legit can't make out what it says. :psyduck:

Poison Solo? Pioin Solo?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:24

Kugyou no Tenshi: Nov 8, 2005; We can't keep the crowd waiting, can we?

Boru posted:

This is the first tattoo posted where I legit can't make out what it says. Poison Solo? Pioin Solo?

Ridin Solo.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:34

uXs: May 3, 2005; Mark it zero!

Snowy posted:

that's El-P the rapper, right? I like his tattoo, it works for him.

Well at least it's readable, seems well executed, and doesn't look like a disease.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 12:39

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Kugyou no Tenshi posted:

Ridin Solo.

It took me ages to figure it out, because I thought Solo said Sold (e: or rather, SOLD).

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# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:11

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.

I read it as Riding Sow. :banjo:

# ? Apr 9, 2015 13:14

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

jess posted:

Terrible verbal forearm tattoos, you say?

Hahahaha these are gold. Seriously :wtc:

that last one looks like he tattooed ringworm on his arm. And the others.... wow.

Be drinkable?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 16:24

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Middle Class Rut's drummer, speaking of silly musician tattoos

# ? Apr 9, 2015 18:00

lord funk: Feb 16, 2004

Zaphod42 posted:

Be drinkable?

It's from a Henry Rollins anecdote about mis-translations. 'Be drinkable' was posted over a drinking fountain.

Why it had to be written over a rainbow bruise, I don't know.

# ? Apr 9, 2015 19:14

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Verdugo posted:

It's amazing how much work he had to go through. Plus it looks like the laser removed his eyebrow where the arrow tat was.

Is there another documentary where he gets his hair fixed as well?

# ? Apr 9, 2015 21:47

Hyzenth1ay: Oct 24, 2008

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

This was a great find thank you. Here are a couple from the local "family friendly" tattoo place:
This one creeps me out

This one isn't bad, though? It's not a spectacle of tattoo artistry, but it's really not bad. The proportions look right (given that it's a lion-man thing), the shading in the hair is fine, and the highlights are well applied for dark skin. Unless I'm missing some awful reference, I don't get why that's in here.

Worst thing I can really say is that it looks like a pen drawing I might have done in college.

Searched for "The Amazing Race" tattoo. Surprisingly not too many terrible ones.

Hyzenth1ay has a new favorite as of 00:22 on Apr 10, 2015

# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:18

ShinyBirdTeeth: Nov 7, 2011; sparkle sparkle sparkle

That looks like clip art for the concept of success.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 00:34

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

So... give up?

# ? Apr 10, 2015 02:00

Pengwin: Apr 3, 2007; MIND MIND MIND

Fixing that could be as easy as tattooing "DO NOT" immediately before it.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 05:41

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

Pengwin posted:

Fixing that could be as easy as tattooing "DO NOT" immediately before it.

Don't Not Never Stop Adding Negative Modifiers

# ? Apr 10, 2015 10:12

beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Evilreaver posted:

Don't Not Never Stop Adding Negative Modifiers

Don't worry I won't never not stop not undoing that.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 13:15

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

SynthOrange posted:

Hahah is that ebola?

Yep.

# ? Apr 10, 2015 23:12

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Evilreaver posted:

Don't Not Never Stop Adding Negative Modifiers

This reminds me of the opening line in the song "All I Can Do Is Write About It" by Lynyrd Skynyrd" - "This life that I live, it's taken me everywhere, there ain't no place I ain't never gone." Great song, terrible grammar.

Brother Tadger has a new favorite as of 00:13 on Apr 11, 2015

# ? Apr 11, 2015 00:10

Morten Harket: Apr 22, 2005; Saint Harket

What do you guys think of this one?

I always thought of it as cheap and cheesy. "Love!" It's above her right breast.

# ? Apr 11, 2015 07:45

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Morton Harket posted:

What do you guys think of this one?

I always thought of it as cheap and cheesy. "Love!" It's above her right breast.

Does she had "Hate!" tattooed above her left breast?

# ? Apr 11, 2015 11:33

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Bored posted:

Does she had "Hate!" tattooed above her left breast?

Or the other half of the avocado?

# ? Apr 11, 2015 12:11

DorkusMalorkus: Aug 4, 2009; "That's not Latin!"

Supposed to be the tragedy and comedy masks, but they remind me less of masks and more of like clay tiki mug souvenirs.

Also it's just so....giant. And that vomit green is a really horrible choice.

# ? Apr 12, 2015 02:17

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Supposed to be the tragedy and comedy masks, but they remind me less of masks and more of like clay tiki mug souvenirs.

Believe you me, for a laugh now/cry later tattoo, that's far from the worst.

# ? Apr 12, 2015 02:28

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Supposed to be the tragedy and comedy masks, but they remind me less of masks and more of like clay tiki mug souvenirs.

Also it's just so....giant. And that vomit green is a really horrible choice.

Dunno but her cleavage is grossing me out that's for sure

# ? Apr 12, 2015 02:29

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Apr 12, 2015 02:43

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Morton Harket posted:

What do you guys think of this one?

I always thought of it as cheap and cheesy. "Love!" It's above her right breast.

It'd be a cute 90's binder cover

# ? Apr 12, 2015 02:46

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

That first reply is killing me

# ? Apr 12, 2015 03:56

Centripetal Horse: Nov 22, 2009; Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

DorkusMalorkus posted:

Supposed to be the tragedy and comedy masks, but they remind me less of masks and more of like clay tiki mug souvenirs.

Also it's just so....giant. And that vomit green is a really horrible choice.

The colors are hideous, but it doesn't even come close to the bottom of the mask barrel. I also have a tattoo with the comedy and tragedy masks, but mine doesn't look like poo poo (I think.)

# ? Apr 12, 2015 04:25

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
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Centripetal Horse posted:

The colors are hideous, but it doesn't even come close to the bottom of the mask barrel. I also have a tattoo with the comedy and tragedy masks, but mine doesn't look like poo poo (I think.)

and we'll tell you

# ? Apr 12, 2015 14:19

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Say Nothing posted:

This one almost works, since an apostrophe can represent a missing letter! Usually not a silent letter, but hey.

# ? Apr 12, 2015 16:52

jess: May 26, 2005; you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Definitely tasteless:

# ? Apr 12, 2015 22:47

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

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BhindiBhaji Boogie: Aug 6, 2013; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

This is (was) tattooed on a guy named "ASAP Yams" who managed the hip hop group the "ASAP Mob". Apparently he died a month or two ago of xanax/oxycontin combo related respiratory failure.

# ? Apr 13, 2015 04:19

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