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whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Oh sweet, now we get Paul Henry twice a day.

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Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen
NZHerald saying it could be replaced with a daily Jono & Ben show.

It's like they're challenging Seven Sharp to see who can make the lightest current affairs show possible.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Red_Museum posted:

NZHerald saying it could be replaced with a daily Jono & Ben show.

It's like they're challenging Seven Sharp to see who can make the lightest current affairs show possible.

quick someone ask them what they have in their lunchbox

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i love him so much :smith:

https://www.3news.co.nz/tvshows/campbelllive/sharon-van-etten-surprises-john-campbell-2015031220

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

He was a regular at a deli in Ponsonby where a friend worked and honestly he was the most effusive and lovely person I've ever heard.

I stood behind him in the Rage Against the Machine moshpit at BDO years ago, same thing. Every 5 mins someone would come and ask for a photo or autograph and he was amazing about it. The man is an actual national treasure.

voiceless anal fricative fucked around with this message at 06:19 on Apr 9, 2015

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Newsboy should get a current affairs show

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


good poo poo

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Ivor Biggun posted:

Newsboy should get a current affairs show

Eating Media Lunch was a current affairs show, pretty much. and it was amazing. It was the best when he managed to convince Angela Dewhassherface to go to press conferences and use her BBC anchor cred to get to the front and then ask questions as "Angela: Eating Media Lunch". They should revive it and bring back Unauthorised History of NZ.
(Also while I'm cheering for Graeme Hill poo poo, I really wish Radio Live would give his midday timeslot back to him. :/)

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Maybe if you fuckers watched Campbell Live instead of gluing your eyeballs and assholes to Shortland Street and whatever TV1 has then we wouldn't be in this situation

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

The show's been under pressure since it started its ratings divebomb which is far longer than when they got a new CEO

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

puchu posted:

The show's been under pressure since it started its ratings divebomb which is far longer than when they got a new CEO

ratings don't include mobile numbers, just landlines, etc

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

puchu posted:

Maybe if you fuckers watched NZ television
You're hilarious mate.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
If I watched NZ TV, I'd kill myself and it'd be more entertaining.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

WarpedNaba posted:

You're hilarious mate.

I don't blame you, I don't watch NZ TV either. It's still ridiculous that people who from the numbers don't actually watch the show suddenly pipe up now and say 'OH MAN I LOVE HIS SHOW' and start petitions and poo poo.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

If I watched NZ TV, I'd kill myself and it'd be more entertaining.

I can't wait for you to be the next bachelor on the bachelor

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



puchu posted:

I don't blame you, I don't watch NZ TV either. It's still ridiculous that people who from the numbers don't actually watch the show suddenly pipe up now and say 'OH MAN I LOVE HIS SHOW' and start petitions and poo poo.
It's always a possibility that they are actually from the numbers.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

puchu posted:

I can't wait for you to be the next bachelor on the bachelor

He like memes, video games, poo poo posting, and short walks to the fridge. Turn on include having a pulse, and the turn offs section had "SOUTH AFRICANS" scrawled in blood.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
The only TV I really watch anymore is 6:00 – 7:30 on 3. RIP U Live :'(

puchu posted:

The show's been under pressure since it started its ratings divebomb which is far longer than when they got a new CEO

Yeah, but it can't be a purely ratings-based thing or we wouldn't have Paul Henry, who's failed (so far!) on:
  • TVNZ breakfast TV
  • Australian breakfast TV
  • 3News late-night TV

I didn't know that Nielson boxes were a thing here tbh.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
and gently caress Mike Hosking

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Sam Hayes strip-news, new on TV3

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Exclamation Marx posted:

The only TV I really watch anymore is 6:00 – 7:30 on 3. RIP U Live :'(


Yeah, but it can't be a purely ratings-based thing or we wouldn't have Paul Henry, who's failed (so far!) on:
  • TVNZ breakfast TV
  • Australian breakfast TV
  • 3News late-night TV

I didn't know that Nielson boxes were a thing here tbh.

You didn't know Nielsen boxes are a thing here (hint: they're a thing in every country that has TV ratings) and yet you feel qualified to say that Paul Henry has failed across all three of those places?. I suggest that you don't actually have any basis for your speculation.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Exclamation Marx posted:

and gently caress Mike Hosking

I'm not a fan of him either *gives you the fist bump of internet agreement*

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Sam Hayes strip-news, new on TV3

Wow can we ban this sick filth

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Exclamation Marx posted:

gently caress Mike Hosking
gently caress Mike Hosking
gently caress Mike Hosking
gently caress Mike Hosking
gently caress Mike Hosking
gently caress Mike Hosking

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

puchu posted:

Wow can we ban this sick filth

Gerry Brownlee strip-news?

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Gerry Brownlee strip-news?

Keep going

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Exclamation Marx posted:

The only TV I really watch anymore is 6:00 – 7:30 on 3. RIP U Live :'(


Yeah, but it can't be a purely ratings-based thing or we wouldn't have Paul Henry, who's failed (so far!) on:
  • TVNZ breakfast TV
  • Australian breakfast TV
  • 3News late-night TV

I didn't know that Nielson boxes were a thing here tbh.

Paul Henry has never never 'failed' in his life, he was brutally hounded off a collection of networks with smear campaigns orchestrated by slavering hordes of sycophantic politically correct Labour voters, like John Campbell.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

puchu posted:

You didn't know Nielsen boxes are a thing here (hint: they're a thing in every country that has TV ratings) and yet you feel qualified to say that Paul Henry has failed across all three of those places?. I suggest that you don't actually have any basis for your speculation.

I didn't know that in NZ ratings were calculated from a few random households, yeah. Poor ratings for the Australian breakfast show and the Paul Henry Show are common knowledge though :confused:

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Exclamation Marx posted:

Yeah, but it can't be a purely ratings-based thing or we wouldn't have Paul Henry, who's failed (so far!) on:
  • TVNZ breakfast TV
  • Australian breakfast TV
  • 3News late-night TV
So how does he keep getting work?

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



El Pollo Blanco posted:

Paul Henry has never never 'failed' in his life, he was brutally hounded off a collection of networks with smear campaigns orchestrated by slavering hordes of sycophantic politically correct Labour voters, like John Campbell.
So he's failed three times.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Exclamation Marx posted:

I didn't know that in NZ ratings were calculated from a few random households, yeah. Poor ratings for the Australian breakfast show and the Paul Henry Show are common knowledge though :confused:

Ok so he didn't fail at his TVNZ gig. Point #1 disproved.

Paul Henry show ratings doubled the previous year's Nightline ratings on some nights, and on all other nights year on year ratings movement for the show was better than the station average. Point #3 disproved.

Point #2 is absolutely correct lmao he didn't do well there, but to say that he failed at his NZ TV gigs is incorrect.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Well he failed on TVNZ by being an irredeemable bigot, not for poor ratings, I was unclear there.

He wasn't much better than Nightline once the ~controversy~ factor wore off.

quote:

The numbers provided by Nielsen Television Audience Measurement show that indeed, The Paul Henry Show has delivered a 5+ average audience that is slightly higher than Nightline did in 2013 with 119,100 viewers (2.9%) per episode in 2014 compared to 110,000 (2.7%)last year.

However, the key 25-54 demographic tells a different story. In 2013, Nightline was drawing 58,200 (3.2%) viewers per episode while this year, The Paul Henry Show has actually drawn less with 56,200 (3.0%).

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~

Exclamation Marx posted:

Well he failed on TVNZ by being an irredeemable bigot, not for poor ratings, I was unclear there.

He wasn't much better than Nightline once the ~controversy~ factor wore off.

Yep but you also forget that PUTs were down ridiculously year on year, all stations performed down year on year and the Paul Henry show was one of the few shows to outperform market declines.

Also you're the one who framed it to be about ratings by saying that

Exclamation Marx posted:

...
Yeah, but it can't be a purely ratings-based thing or we wouldn't have Paul Henry, who's failed (so far!) on:
  • TVNZ breakfast TV
  • Australian breakfast TV
  • 3News late-night TV
...

so don't try and reframe your argument when you're shown to be wrong. If being a irredeemable bigot means you get labelled a failure then TVNZ must hate having a massive failure making GBS threads out 6-7 ratings every weeknight for them at 7pm.

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Exclamation Marx posted:

and gently caress Mike Hosking

https://soundcloud.com/radiohauraki/the-hauraki-breakfast-jeremy-wells-mike-hosking-rant-july-7-2014

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
The failure was gettiing fired [for being a bigot]. My original point was that having success as a showrunner can be secondary to other things, like opinionated management. Sorry if wrongly referring to ratings confused you, I guess. The 10:30 PHS can't be called successful by any definition.

puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Except I've told you why it was successful (didn't drop badly year on year while everything else was in freefall). You have no idea what you're talking about dude.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Why is Todd Barclay MP represented by a stock photo of a small infant?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
rebrand Campbell Live to Janika Live, watch ratings explode

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Mediaworks bought Henry as a real competitor against One, which he wasn't as a late night host (and likely won't longterm as a breakfast host). Barely managing to buck the declining trend for a few months as a novelty vs the 20-year old Tonight in no way achieves that.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Butt Wizard posted:

rebrand Campbell Live to Janika Live, watch ratings explode

she presents Prime News First At Five Thirty now

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puchu
Sep 20, 2004

hiya~
Please stop digging.

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