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ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Gyges posted:

At this point Republicans are going to have to do a lot more than just put a Martinez on the ticket to net the Hispanic vote. poo poo, putting a Rubio on the ticket probably isn't even going to net the Cuban subsection.

I'm not saying it's a cure-all. I'm merely saying that Republicans will think it's part of a cure-all, if not the entirety of it.

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Deep Hurting
Jan 19, 2006

Omi-Polari posted:

OK I laughed at that.

Eh. I just mean that Perry comes across as a normal dude. He's friendly, very polite, flashes you a wink, and man ... he's got great hair.

A normal dude... who seems to enjoy using the power of the state to murder people.

Nintendo Kid posted:

Dick Cheney's brother or similar relative still alive.

Chip Cheney!

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012

Most Americans are very much in favor of that, nothing abnormal about it.

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
Traveling to Iowa must loving suck. Like it's cold and lovely and it's some crappy Midwestern state that doesn't even matter in the general.

That's why Florida should move its primary to the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, and both parties should agree to it. It could be like Spring Training. The candidates and media would get to travel around relatively pleasant areas (imagine Chris Christie in a bathing suit on Miami Beach). Iowa would stop mattering at all. Also, Florida is relatively purple and isn't a stupid empty state full of corn and no electoral votes.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Iowa matters to cynical prognosticators everywhere, and Florida deserves nothing

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
I can't think of a single state I'd want Florida to be ahead of, or even a disenfranchised territory

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

The Democrats had the right idea with Florida in 2008. 0 delegates.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


I would be in favor of making Florida residents endure the hell of more and earlier campaigning.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Florida is actually being sensible this time around. The last two cycles it's tried to jump into the early primary game and be one of the states coming right after the first four. It's received early debates as its reward and delegate penalties as it's punishment. In 2016 the state will be in compliance with both parties and hold its primary on March 15. This will be two weeks after 2016's "Super Tuesday" (March 1), which right now has Colorado, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Shifty Pony posted:

I would be in favor of making Florida residents endure the hell of more and earlier campaigning.

This but also total disenfranchisement. All of the campaigning but none of the voting.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Joementum posted:

will be two weeks after 2016's "Super Tuesday" (March 1), which right now has Colorado, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia.

This is extraordinarily shrewd

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Gyges posted:

I believe Liz Cheney is carrying on the family tradition of heartlessness.

She is seasoning her organs with hatred so that they will be ready for eventual harvesting to keep the true commander of the GOP shambling among us.

As for actual VP picks seems like Mia Love is being kept handy in a waiting room somewhere for just that purpose.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

"mia love" really sounds like a name that should belong to either a pornstress or a woman on an early-a.m. cooking show

MC Nietzche
Oct 26, 2004

by exmarx

mooyashi posted:

This is extraordinarily shrewd

Can you elaborate? I'm not seeing it.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
A friend who has heretofore never posted anything political on Facebook, just now:

quote:

I'm sure there's plenty of women that would speak out in support of Rand Paul, but they're all waiting for him to stop shushing them.

He's catching on, I'm telling ya!

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:

Gyges posted:

I believe Liz Cheney is carrying on the family tradition of heartlessness.

You need to be specific, since this particular tradition is both figurative and literal.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

Traveling to Iowa must loving suck. Like it's cold and lovely and it's some crappy Midwestern state that doesn't even matter in the general.

That's why Florida should move its primary to the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, and both parties should agree to it. It could be like Spring Training. The candidates and media would get to travel around relatively pleasant areas (imagine Chris Christie in a bathing suit on Miami Beach). Iowa would stop mattering at all. Also, Florida is relatively purple and isn't a stupid empty state full of corn and no electoral votes.

It doesn't even have great beer like so many other Midwestern states.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Nonsense posted:

Reminder Fiorina is one of the worst CEOs of all time.

Worse than DeLorean.

Reading the wiki article about her, and its hilariously understated.

quote:

Fiorina presented herself as a realist regarding the effects of globalization. She has been a strong proponent, along with other technology executives, of the expansion of the H-1B visa program.[42] In January 2004, at a meeting to "head off rising protectionist sentiment in Congress," Fiorina said: "There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore. We have to compete for jobs as a nation."[43][44][45] While Fiorina argued that the only way to "protect U.S. high-tech jobs over the long haul was to become more competitive [in the United States]," her comments prompted "strong reactions" from some technology workers who argued that lower wages outside the United States encouraged the offshoring of American jobs.[46] Fiorina responded against protectionism in an editorial in the Wall Street Journal, writing that while "America is the most innovative country," it would not remain so if the country were to "run away from the reality of the global economy."[47]

In early January 2005, the Hewlett-Packard board of directors discussed with Fiorina a list of issues that the board had regarding the company's performance.[48] The board proposed a plan to shift her authority to HP division heads, which Fiorina resisted.[49] A week after the meeting, the confidential plan was leaked to the Wall Street Journal.[50] Less than a month later, the board brought back Tom Perkins and forced Fiorina to resign as chair and chief executive officer of the company.[51] The company's stock jumped on news of Fiorina's departure.[52] Under the company's agreement with Fiorina, which was characterized as a golden parachute by Meredith Vieira[53] and TIME magazine[54] and Yahoo![55] she was paid slightly more than $20 million in severance.[56]

Fiorina's tenure at HP has been both criticised and defended. In 2008, InfoWorld grouped her with a list of products and ideas as flops, declaring her tenure as CEO of HP to be to be the the 6th worst tech flop of all-time and characterizing her as the "anti-Steve Jobs" for reversing the goodwill of American engineers and for alienating existing customers.[57] In 2008, Loren Steffy of The New York Times suggested that the EDS acquisition well after Fiorina's tenure was evidence that her actions as CEO were justified.[58] Fiorina has often been ranked as one of the worst tech CEOs of all time.[4][5][6][7]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carly_Fiorina#Hewlett-Packard

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

MC Nietzche posted:

Can you elaborate? I'm not seeing it.

Joementum posted:

Colorado, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, and Virginia.

In order, "Midterm swingy, we think it can happen, but no," "lol not a chance in hell," "well I mean it's next to Wisconsin and I don't want to step on Scott's toes TOO hard," "okay yeah," "okay yeah," "okay... wait is Rick Perry running or not?" " "cf. Massachusetts," "please don't call a brown skinned man a monkey and I think this is in the bag"

So through a small fault you have an actual, terrible cross section of republicans who don't matter because they're either insular, tantalizing or irrelevant. Meaning if you're a fringe candidate you could claim a coup with invisible clothes.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
I'm mixing a bunch of metaphors, but I'm not running for public office

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Titus Sardonicus posted:

This but also total disenfranchisement. All of the campaigning but none of the voting.

Hey. :( Now, disenfranchisement of everyone north of Orlando (maybe an exception for UF students), that I could get behind.

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Cythereal posted:

Hey. :( Now, disenfranchisement of everyone north of Orlando (maybe an exception for UF students), that I could get behind.

id settle for just no more de facto disenfranchisement of people near cities in FL since the wait times are terrible

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Nintendo Kid posted:

Dick Cheney's brother or similar relative still alive.

I'm just imagining Dick Cheney with a tophat and a Snidley mustache.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

mooyashi posted:

In order, "Midterm swingy, we think it can happen, but no," "lol not a chance in hell," "well I mean it's next to Wisconsin and I don't want to step on Scott's toes TOO hard," "okay yeah," "okay yeah," "okay... wait is Rick Perry running or not?" " "cf. Massachusetts," "please don't call a brown skinned man a monkey and I think this is in the bag"

So through a small fault you have an actual, terrible cross section of republicans who don't matter because they're either insular, tantalizing or irrelevant. Meaning if you're a fringe candidate you could claim a coup with invisible clothes.

Rick Perry is not winning the Texas primary.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
yeah i lay awake wondering how Dick Cheney could be more comically evil too

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Cythereal posted:

Hey. :( Now, disenfranchisement of everyone north of Orlando (maybe an exception for UF students), that I could get behind.

Okay, I'll offer Cincinnati's enfranchisement in exchange. And to show that this is in good faith I am going to let you know that I may be living there myself in a few months. Not like my vote matters down there anyway :shrug:

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Pinterest Mom posted:

Rick Perry is not winning the Texas primary.

Handshake bet? How about ten thousand dollars.

Or for real I'll try and find you a regional snack and you do the same.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

mooyashi posted:

Handshake bet? How about ten thousand dollars.

Or for real I'll try and find you a regional snack and you do the same.

This guy has received 1.7 million more votes in Texas than Rick Perry ever did.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
offer stands

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Pinterest Mom posted:

This guy has received 1.7 million more votes in Texas than Rick Perry ever did.


To be completely fair to Perry, Texas gubernatorial elections are held in non-presidential years.

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Former Rhode Island Governor/Senator/Republican/Independent/Democrat Lincoln Chafee is running for President (as a Democrat!)!

Get ready, Hillary! It's Chafee 2016!

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Concerned Citizen posted:

Former Rhode Island Governor/Senator/Republican/Independent/Democrat Lincoln Chafee is running for President (as a Democrat!)!

Get ready, Hillary! It's Chafee 2016!

If Hillary loses would you say she got chaffed?

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Concerned Citizen posted:

Former Rhode Island Governor/Senator/Republican/Independent/Democrat Lincoln Chafee is running for President (as a Democrat!)!

Get ready, Hillary! It's Chafee 2016!

dammit if anyone from Rhode Island is going to run it needs to result in a President Whitehouse

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

Riptor posted:

dammit if anyone from Rhode Island is going to run it needs to result in a President Whitehouse

The slogan writes itself! Put Whitehouse in the White House

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Concerned Citizen posted:

The slogan writes itself! Put Whitehouse in the White House

its a shame that whitehouse.com is no longer a pornography site.

Jackson Taus
Oct 19, 2011

MC Nietzche posted:

Can you elaborate? I'm not seeing it.

Mooyashi partially answered this, but I think the answer's more high-level than his analysis. Florida can't be before Super Tuesday or they risk losing delegates. If they're on Super Tuesday, they're competing with a bunch of other states for attention. Two weeks after Super Tuesday, however, there will be a winnowed field with eyes on Florida....

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
Actually, the delegate rules are why it's exactly March 15. The GOP allows all states that hold their primaries on March 15 or later to apportion their delegates on a winner-takes-all basis rather than a way that is proportional to how many votes they get. This way, they ensure a Florida-based candidate (i.e. Jeb) gets the maximum delegate allocation.

March 15 is the exact earliest day it can be held without having to use proportional allocation.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
http://www.ijreview.com/2015/04/289349-turned-eight-republican-presidential-candidates-sims-dropped-white-house/

quote:

Ted Cruz and Rand Paul are the only Republicans to officially announce their intentions of running for President. However, the list of “maybe, probably, definitely” people potentially running continues to grow.

We couldn’t wait any longer. So we turned eight of the most likely contenders into “Sims,” created our own White House, and threw them all in there together.


e:
haha the url for that image
http://static.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/rick-perry-peed-1024x512.jpg

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Beaten on the Chafee announcement, dude's got a nice lil website, I think I like 'im

http://www.chafee2016.com

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
I'm frankly astonished that Rand has already destroyed his own candidacy. That was really loving fast.

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