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Someone send her to Urban Dictionary to do some research: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZe777oON8w
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Apr 8, 2015 02:13
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PittTheElder posted:Well according to the most reputable of sources, The Daily Mail, he was fine. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ater-Spain.html Glad he's ok but he's still incredibly stupid.
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Apr 8, 2015 02:54
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Etoniichuan posted:This is my favorite Loss edit so far. of the use of his lower body, sure
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Apr 8, 2015 03:02
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VendaGoat posted:of the use of his lower body, sure The way that neck crunches down, I wouldn't rule out the upper half as well. 
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Apr 8, 2015 04:43
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Wrong thread, ignore me.
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Apr 8, 2015 13:41
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Ragequit posted:Nope, a buddy had a pilot with a firefighting plane drop thousands of gallons of water on him. Can't remember if it killed him or put him in a coma. Relevant.
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Apr 8, 2015 14:47
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"An old man wearing a full New York Knicks sweatsuit was terrorizing straphangers on the subway with a gigantic dildo last weekend."
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Apr 8, 2015 16:56
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It's like an asian robert durst.
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Apr 8, 2015 17:08
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That's the part of life where you can well and truly stop caring about things.
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Apr 8, 2015 17:12
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Dick Trauma posted:Someone send her to Urban Dictionary to do some research: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZe777oON8w 
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Apr 8, 2015 17:44
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Reggie's hand gesture makes it all the better.
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Apr 8, 2015 18:06
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Choco1980 posted:Reggie's hand gesture makes it all the better.  It's a hate jerk.
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Apr 9, 2015 01:39
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Archie comics, well known for their dirty, dirty humor. 
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Apr 9, 2015 01:54
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The Mentalizer posted:"An old man wearing a full New York Knicks sweatsuit was terrorizing straphangers on the subway with a gigantic dildo last weekend." That woman looks like this doesn't even crack the top 100 weirdest things she's seen in the subway.
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Apr 9, 2015 02:54
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Pretty Lady Blob posted:That woman looks like this doesn't even crack the top 100 weirdest things she's seen in the subway. Well it is the New York subway. That probably barely par for an average trip.
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Apr 9, 2015 04:01
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One of those new US Maya Angleou stamps. 
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Apr 9, 2015 07:47
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Reminds me of the Brooklyn 9-9 episode with the USPS agent.
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Apr 9, 2015 08:01
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I like how Archie is ankle deep and everyone else is up to their waists despite being parallel to the shore. He's either Jesus, or Rob Liefeld drew this.
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Apr 9, 2015 11:29
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sticklefifer posted:I like how Archie is ankle deep and everyone else is up to their waists despite being parallel to the shore. They're sitting down, having been handily beaten off.
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Apr 9, 2015 13:13
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Or the land doesn't go down at the same rate everywhere.
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Apr 9, 2015 13:21
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can't have been liefeld, there's feet in the picture
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Apr 9, 2015 13:38
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Well it is the New York subway. That probably barely par for an average trip. That and our prodigious ability to not give a gently caress about anything that's happening further than a foot away.
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Apr 9, 2015 13:49
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hooah posted:Or the land doesn't go down at the same rate everywhere. What? Lakes and rivers have awkward bottoms?!
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Apr 9, 2015 15:00
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Penguins are adorable.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:01
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hooah posted:Or the land doesn't go down at the same rate everywhere. Just like Betty.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:02
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Len posted:What? Lakes and rivers have awkward bottoms?!
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Apr 9, 2015 15:03
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The Mentalizer posted:"An old man wearing a full New York Knicks sweatsuit was terrorizing straphangers on the subway with a gigantic dildo last weekend." It's been 5+ years since the last time I checked YTMND.com and I still can only hear What You Waiting For playing in my head watching that gif.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:22
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Florida Betty posted:Penguins are adorable. NOOT!
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Apr 9, 2015 16:10
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Pretty Lady Blob posted:That woman looks like this doesn't even crack the top 100 weirdest things she's seen in the subway. She really looks like she did not give one single gently caress:  I think most of us are just so used to seeing bizarre poo poo happen on the subway that unless someone's waving a gun or a knife around (or masturbating) we just aren't even going to notice it. There was one night I was going home from work and a dude got on wearing jorts, a chain mail shirt (with nothing underneath) and a long sword strapped to his waist. Just stood there from 42nd street all the way to Atlantic Ave in Brooklyn, with everyone on the car either quietly laughing or looking at him like  . poo poo like that really is great, if only for that moment when you look at the person next to or across from you and instead of the usual 'avoid eye contact at all costs!' you actually share a smile or a laugh with that perfect stranger over whatever insane poo poo is happening a couple of feet away from you both.I love riding the subway.
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Apr 9, 2015 16:46
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The Mentalizer posted:Subway Funway Literally one of the things I miss the most since moving to the suburbs. There's always some sort of "entertainment" on the subways. Acrobatics, music, awkward folks, angry folks, etc. On my daughters 3rd birthday, we were riding the A to Union from Mercer and there was a full blown Mariachi band playing in our car.
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Apr 9, 2015 16:52
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And all the wonderful aromatics you get to inhale!
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Apr 9, 2015 16:58
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Only notable person I ever saw on the NYC subway was a dude rapping about Jesus. With no repetition for like eight stops so at least kind of impressive if he was improvising, but still, kind of disappointing.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:04
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Stringbean posted:Literally one of the things I miss the most since moving to the suburbs. I haven't seen one of those for a while now, but they were a pretty regular thing on a bunch of different lines for a few years. As annoying as it was to have a full blown Mariachi band blasting away in a cramped subway car, if I was having a poo poo day it almost always lifted my mood a little bit. They're just so goddamn cheerful that you can't help but smile. At least until they give you a headache, anyway.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:54
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Stringbean posted:Literally one of the things I miss the most since moving to the suburbs. The mariachi band that I've seen multiple times on the R is fantastic. On the other side of that spectrum the lady screaming in people's faces about Jesus is the worst.
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Apr 9, 2015 17:58
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TontoCorazon posted:The mariachi band that I've seen multiple times on the R is fantastic. On the other side of that spectrum the lady screaming in people's faces about Jesus is the worst. don't kinkshame please.
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Apr 9, 2015 18:13
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The Mentalizer posted:I haven't seen one of those for a while now, but they were a pretty regular thing on a bunch of different lines for a few years. As annoying as it was to have a full blown Mariachi band blasting away in a cramped subway car, if I was having a poo poo day it almost always lifted my mood a little bit. They're just so goddamn cheerful that you can't help but smile. At least until they give you a headache, anyway. One thing I saw when I was in England a bajillion years ago was both one of the most surreal and most majestic things I ever saw. The Underground was treated to a wandering mariachi band that was all Indian dudes. Not Native Americans mind but dudes from India that didn't look even the least bit Mexican. They were actually probably one of the best mariachi bands I've ever heard but instead of sounding Mexican they kept their Indian accents when they sang. I smiled. It was incredible.
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Apr 9, 2015 19:50
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There are a ton of train musicians in Berlin. They do it for cash, which isn't allowed but apparently it's worth trying to get away with it, and they're also usually not very good or obviously just playing a simple tune over a backing track tape. I liked the people playing music in the subway stations in New York. They usually had some chops. Plus if they do annoy you you can go somewhere else! Wanna see the Jesus lady meet the Jesus rap dude.
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Apr 9, 2015 21:55
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NYC subway buskers are the best in the business. I stopped a few days ago to watch a breakdancing troupe that looked like loving Greek gods, backflipping into one-point push-ups and poo poo. It was unbelievable.
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I remember going to Paris and having a pair of guys bust out some 1990s-style boombox and start playing music for everyone in the subway. Then some dude got his briefcase caught in the train doors for an entire stop, all while the funkiest possible music played and he struggled on the straps that made it inside the train. 
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