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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I'm pretty conflicted on pugs. I just can't get used to their faces.

I kinda want to keep my beard but when it grows out I start looking like an unemployed alcoholic. Plus it just gets all patchy and uneven.

Or go clean shaven since it makes me look younger. Seems beards are becoming more popular with women these days.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Wicker Man posted:

I'm pretty conflicted on pugs. I just can't get used to their faces.

I kinda want to keep my beard but when it grows out I start looking like an unemployed alcoholic. Plus it just gets all patchy and uneven.

Or go clean shaven since it makes me look younger. Seems beards are becoming more popular with women these days.

I hear you on the beard front, it's not dark enough or thick enough and just basically starts getting all ginger and horrible.

Furthermore, don't care what pugs look like, they should all be sterilized. And the people who puppy mill those poor bastards. For every slightly non-functional, eyeball hanging out of they head dog that has the digestive tract of a 90 y/o diabetic alcoholic there's another that ends up with an even worse life after complete breeding failure.

Don't hate the puga, hate the game.





God I don't even care about dogs but pugs are just so depressing.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

caramelbread posted:

Those capybara pictures are killing me! I want to hug one!!

Stupid face but my hair is silky smooth. :dance:


This needs a Brazzers logo in the corner.

(jk, looking good)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Queen Gnome posted:

And where do I get in on these capybaras selfies??

Nagasaki Bio Park.

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say
I dont like pugs but my cousins have a weiner pug and its the cutest dog ive ever seen irl

Distorted Kiwi
Jun 11, 2014

"C'mon! Let's tune our weapons!"
Goon and Goon Jr. (in full double-terminator mode)



No pug, so have a bonus cat that's not amused with my choice of parcel storage area.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

strap on revenge posted:

I dont like pugs but my cousins have a weiner pug and its the cutest dog ive ever seen irl



It's like a pug that wasn't accidentally put through the wash

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

strap on revenge posted:

I dont like pugs but my cousins have a weiner pug and its the cutest dog ive ever seen irl



I am going to murder that dog.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Minimalist Program posted:

I am going to murder that dog.

yeah that's totally not a mentally unbalanced thing to say

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
I want to show off my pussy...

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Nascardad posted:

I want to show off my pussy...


your pussy is adorable :kimchi:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

your pussy is adorable :kimchi:

Neatly trimmed as well.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.


loving lewd. I assume. My internet is acting out right now.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Generation Internet posted:

loving lewd. I assume. My internet is acting out right now.

It's pretty hairy with a patch of grey. Salt n pepa

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Generation Internet posted:



loving lewd. I assume. My internet is acting out right now.

it's ok you're just missing some resident forum babe's black hairy :3:

also dat color scheme what

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

also dat color scheme what

I'm using the chrome extension Stylish, it makes the forums easier to read when I'm making poor time-management decisions.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"
thanks guys!!!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Nascardad posted:

thanks guys!!!

Her pussy has an ascot!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LingcodKilla posted:

Her pussy has an ascot!

Nah, I think it's just a birthmark.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Nascardad posted:

I want to show off my pussy...


I like your vagina.

I mean cat.

:ohdear:

*Posts pic of same face she always posts

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Nascardad posted:

I want to show off my pussy...


Now show a picture of your chickens so we can all make cock jokes too :haw:

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
Instant


New glasses, excuse me while I bug out getting used to having clear vision after 6 years on the same old frames.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

strap on revenge posted:

I dont like pugs but my cousins have a weiner pug and its the cutest dog ive ever seen irl



Trim that loving dogs nails

strap on revenge
Apr 8, 2011

that's my thing that i say

Darth123123 posted:

Trim that loving dogs nails

hes not my dog

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

Choco1980 posted:

Now show a picture of your chickens so we can all make cock jokes too :haw:

Here ya go Choco...this is me and my "cock" Buffy



..its a hen . This is my cock, Bernie.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nascardad posted:

..its a hen . This is my cock, Bernie.


That's one mean looking cock

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

I like your bok bok beasts. :3:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Chickens are cool. I'm not allowed to have chickens where I live, but I if I was, you bet I'd have some.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Nascardad posted:

I want to show off my pussy...


Nascardad posted:

Here ya go Choco...this is me and my "cock" Buffy



No one done this yet? Okay fine, I'll say it....
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You look better with a pussy than a cock.
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:rimshot:
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(hello Psyopmonkey)

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

spog posted:

No one done this yet? Okay fine, I'll say it....
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You look better with a pussy than a cock.
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:rimshot:
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(hello Psyopmonkey)

:wave:

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

caramelbread posted:

Those capybara pictures are killing me! I want to hug one!!

Stupid face but my hair is silky smooth. :dance:


You look like the smiling owl picture in your av.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
The only time I ever have a photo taken of myself is when I pick up my daughter and she wants photo's of us together throughout her stay here. Most of the time I look like poo poo anyway but this day is even more better after a two hour train ride, unshaved, a spot on my face and my hair still regrowing since the Christmas period. I've edited out her face because she's ridiculously photogenic compared to me and will only make me look ten times worse. Plus she's my five year old daughter and a minor so that's a given regardless.



Even that white box is more photogenic!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Don't be so glum.

Some Zero
Sep 23, 2009
Me and my oldest screwing around in line for the carwash.

Its the weekend I don't shave or comb my hair.
So back off

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Some Zero posted:

Me and my oldest screwing around in line for the carwash.

Its the weekend I don't shave or comb my hair.
So back off



You look better groomed than I frequently do on days I show up to work, so don't feel bad.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Some Zero posted:

Me and my oldest screwing around in line for the carwash.

Its the weekend I don't shave or comb my hair.
So back off



Why are you both wearing eyepro?

Is it a safety thing at the carwash now?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

psyopmonkey posted:

Why are you both wearing eyepro?

Is it a safety thing at the carwash now?

How long has it been since you were at a car wash?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

RFC2324 posted:

How long has it been since you were at a car wash?

8ish years?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

do they really give you weird goggles :psyduck:

the only one i've gone to recently is the get out of your car type

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Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


appropriatemetaphor posted:

do they really give you weird goggles :psyduck:

the only one i've gone to recently is the get out of your car type

If your car windows break safety glasses are the only thing stopping safety glass from flying directly into your eyeballs.

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