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v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Intruder posted:

I'd rather do that thing where you trade #7 and two future firsts for #1, trade #39 and two future seconds for #6, then trade #6 for #7 plus your two future firsts back

lol

warcrimes posted:

Dude, do the thing where you make a bunch of crazy trades and end up with 4 2nd-round and 3 3rd-round picks

I will but I'm also doing it straight up so that I can prepare myself for the worst irl outcomes. Breshad Perriman and P.J. whatever the drunk driving guy in the first, that kinda poo poo

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Intruder posted:

I'd rather do that thing where you trade #7 and two future firsts for #1, trade #39 and two future seconds for #6, then trade #6 for #7 plus your two future firsts back

wasn't the last stop in that dumbass movie drafting a guy with a 3rd round grade 1st overall, too?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Intruder posted:

I'd rather do that thing where you trade #7 and two future firsts for #1, trade #39 and two future seconds for #6, then trade #6 for #7 plus your two future firsts back

That was in the movie?

That second dude may somehow be dumber than Browns guy.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Intruder posted:

I'd rather do that thing where you trade #7 and two future firsts for #1, trade #39 and two future seconds for #6, then trade #6 for #7 plus your two future firsts back

Watch draft day, you'll love it

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Marketing New Brain posted:

Watch draft day, you'll love it

I thought you guys said draft day sucked, but that sounds like the best

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Parmesan Basil posted:

Also, the Mariota trade is happening. Ready yourself for the madness of it all.

my body is ready

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Intruder posted:

I liked when that one poster compared it to Whose Line Is It Anyway? but I can't remember who it was

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/who-needs-an-offensive-line-anyway/

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ehud posted:

@RapSheet 1m1 minute ago
The #Colts announced they have picked up QB Andrew Luck’s fifth-year option. He’s under contract through 2016



bet tannyhill isn't far behind

Staving off that inevitable $200 million contract for one more year.

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
:siren:Preseason Schedules are out:siren:

quote:

2015 PRESEASON WEEK-BY-WEEK SCHEDULE

NFL/HALL OF FAME GAME (Aug. 9)


Pittsburgh vs. Minnesota (NBC)

WEEK 1 (Aug. 13-17)

Carolina at Buffalo
Dallas at San Diego
Denver at Seattle
Green Bay at New England
Indianapolis at Philadelphia
Kansas City at Arizona
Miami at Chicago
New Orleans at Baltimore
NY Giants at Cincinnati
NY Jets at Detroit
Pittsburgh at Jacksonville
San Francisco at Houston
St. Louis at Oakland
Tampa Bay at Minnesota
Tennessee at Atlanta
Washington at Cleveland

WEEK 2 (Aug. 20-24)

Buffalo at Cleveland (ESPN, Aug. 20)
St. Louis at Tennessee (FOX, Aug. 23)
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay (ESPN, Aug. 24)
Atlanta at NY Jets
Baltimore at Philadelphia
Chicago at Indianapolis
Dallas at San Francisco
Denver at Houston
Detroit at Washington
Green Bay at Pittsburgh
Jacksonville at NY Giants
Miami at Carolina
New England at New Orleans
Oakland at Minnesota
San Diego at Arizona
Seattle at Kansas City

WEEK 3 (Aug. 27-30)



Detroit at Jacksonville (CBS, Aug. 28)
Seattle at San Diego (CBS, Aug. 29)
Houston at New Orleans (FOX, Aug. 30)
Arizona at Oakland (NBC, Aug. 30)
Atlanta at Miami
Chicago at Cincinnati
Cleveland at Tampa Bay
Indianapolis at St. Louis
Minnesota at Dallas
New England at Carolina
NY Jets at NY Giants
Philadelphia at Green Bay
Pittsburgh at Buffalo
San Francisco at Denver
Tennessee at Kansas City
Washington at Baltimore

WEEK 4 (Sept. 3-4)


Arizona at Denver
Baltimore at Atlanta
Buffalo at Detroit
Carolina at Pittsburgh
Cincinnati at Indianapolis
Cleveland at Chicago
Houston at Dallas
Jacksonville at Washington
Kansas City at St. Louis
Minnesota at Tennessee
New Orleans at Green Bay
NY Giants at New England
Oakland at Seattle
Philadelphia at NY Jets
San Diego at San Francisco
Tampa Bay at Miami

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
the return of jeff fisher is nationally televised :woop:

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
No surprises there really. Baltimore plays Philly and DC every year in the preseason.

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Can't wait for Chip to show nothing of his schemes he's going to use for the season, lose every game and have everyone losing their mind about it.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Wait did Cleveland and Detroit quit doing their annual game??

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Yeah, the Browns were scared of the mighty Detroit Lions

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Browns have won a playoff game more recently than the Lions

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
This is the first time since like 2000 they haven't played in the preseason. Wonder what happened, it was cool having them play eachother every year especially since I moved down here

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Kalli posted:

Hey hon, what do you think of these pumps?



Hahaha

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Detroit_Dogg posted:

This is the first time since like 2000 they haven't played in the preseason. Wonder what happened, it was cool having them play eachother every year especially since I moved down here

well Google is no help

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Scheduling issues is the unhelpful reason they've given. Planning to resume next year.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer
I like how Seattle is just straight up playing the AFC West this year in preseason. The annual Oakland game is par for the course, but I can't remember them going that far before.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
CLE vs WSH to cap off the night....

:magical:

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

HappyHelmet posted:

I like how Seattle is just straight up playing the AFC West this year in preseason. The annual Oakland game is par for the course, but I can't remember them going that far before.

longing for the days of being in an actually good division, I imagine

j/k the NFC West purged some of it's more problematic elements this offseason so you guys aren't so bad.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Sam Bradford and everyone of value on the 49ers?

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Spoeank posted:

everyone of value on the 49ers?

Sooooooooo...Justin Smith, is he still there?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

HappyHelmet posted:

I like how Seattle is just straight up playing the AFC West this year in preseason. The annual Oakland game is par for the course, but I can't remember them going that far before.

San Diego always plays three NFC West teams and Dallas. It might be the exact same slate as last year.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Detroit_Dogg posted:

This is the first time since like 2000 they haven't played in the preseason. Wonder what happened, it was cool having them play eachother every year especially since I moved down here

It's okay, we still have the familiar comfort of the Bills.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

PantsFreeZone posted:

Sooooooooo...Justin Smith, is he still there?

retired.

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Why aren't there any preseason games in Brazil, Rog? Think of the revenue you fool

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl this season.

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

The Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl this season.

Why didn't anyone tell me the nfl decided to abolish the playoffs :confused:

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l

nrr posted:

Why aren't there any preseason games in Brazil, Rog? Think of the revenue you fool

He's saving it for a superbowl.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

A Man and his dog posted:

CLE vs WSH to cap off the night....

:magical:

after plays the guys just stare into each others' eyes and shake their heads and go "Colt McCoy" in kind of a sad voice

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Spoeank posted:

Sam Bradford and everyone of value on the 49ers?

I get so much enjoyment from your self-deprecating schtick, Spoeank.

I'd call it shadenfreude, but I think you're enjoying this as much as I am.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Lamenting everything that's happened since Bowman's knee exploded in the NFCCG is the only joy this team can give me right now.


It's a lot like the fat guy who calls himself fat so other people can't though. You can't tell me the Niners suck if I think they're the worst.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

football fuckerman posted:

after plays the guys just stare into each others' eyes and shake their heads and go "Colt McCoy" in kind of a sad voice

:lol:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Colt McCoy gets 2 TDs in a pre season game.

QB controversy in WSH.....

:suicide:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
You know what they say, when you have 2 QBs, you have none.


Also more accurately for Washington, if you have none, you have none.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spoeank posted:

You know what they say, when you have 2 QBs, you have none.


Also more accurately for Washington, if you have none, you have none.

so the niners had no qbs when they had montana and young

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
Polumalu is retiring per Schefter.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Looks like Troy Polamalu retired, been a long time coming, but I'll miss him :unsmith:

This is probably my favorite Troy interception
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doXNjFmQnqI
That or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAhSJZFBB4
Or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuStb3Pa9aY (the same game where he got injury that really helped gently caress over the Steelers that year :smith:)

And personally this is my favorite Troy moment is from that ridiculous Steelers vs Chargers game where he returned a fumble for a TD at the end of the game, but the refs disallowed for some reason and everyone was loving pissed because it screwed them over in the betting.

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