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Well these are the funniest loving pictures I ever did click on...
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Found this while doing some research on a medical website at work today. This was in the header with the byline "With our Hip and Knee Implants, you can get back to doing what you love! Like SnowBoarding!". Yep, if you love snowboarding, and dress like Oliver Twist, our implants can help you out!
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Apr 10, 2015 02:39
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mark-gaytits with the sick burn
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Apr 10, 2015 02:48
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Is this real? I want this to be real.
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Apr 10, 2015 05:59
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"Shh, Bunny. Dream forever...."
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Apr 10, 2015 06:08
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Neddy Seagoon posted:"Shh, Bunny. Dream forever...." That may be based in reality more than you think, apparently male kangaroos use their incredible arm muscles in fights for dominance. Specifically, they put their opponent into a headlock and choke them until they stop moving, whether or not they let them go before they die of asphyxiation is luck of the draw.
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Apr 10, 2015 06:14
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Neddy is Australian.
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Small Frozen Thing posted:Neddy is Australian. Yup. That might look cute, but Rule 1 of Roo Combat is to choke the other motherfucker out. Or kick the bastard's kidneys out through their back.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Yup. That might look cute, but Rule 1 of Roo Combat is to choke the other motherfucker out. Or kick the bastard's kidneys out through their back. It's hilarious how nearly every cute animal has a real dark side. Victorians had a really warped sense of nature that has way outlasted them.
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syscall girl posted:It's hilarious how nearly every cute animal has a real dark side. Victorians had a really warped sense of nature that has way outlasted them. Next I'll tell you about the male Platypus and its venom that makes your blood feel like it's on fire, and can leave you over-sensitive to pain for months afterwards  .
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Apr 10, 2015 06:31
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Next I'll tell you about the male Platypus and its venom that makes your blood feel like it's on fire, and can leave you over-sensitive to pain for months afterwards You left out the best part: even morphine (the cure-all, as far as pain is concerned) doesn't do a drat thing to ease the pain.
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Apr 10, 2015 08:18
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I live down the road from this guy. He's a beast https://www.facebook.com/kangaroosanctuary/photos/pcb.756364167765637/756362774432443/?type=1 https://www.kangaroosanctuary.com/ Chris (The guy that owns/runs the sanctuary) has a NatGeo show about it as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m04zAef07Cs Dr. Kayak Paddle has a new favorite as of 08:28 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 08:19
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omg chael crash posted:Subway pirates guys. Is that like a really lovely Hamburglar?
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Stringbean posted:Literally one of the things I miss the most since moving to the suburbs. What's really weird is that none of those guys were together.
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As a Brit, I can attest to this. When I stayed for 3 weeks in 'Murca in a bunch of airbnbs, I just got used to the fact that if I wanted a cup of tea, I had to get used to boiling my water in a saucepan, like an animal. Mr. Gibbycrumbles has a new favorite as of 13:27 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 13:23
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True, and if you want some popcorn you have to build a campfire and everything Hotels don't like that much.
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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:As a Brit, I can attest to this. When I stayed for 3 weeks in 'Murca in a bunch of airbnbs, I just got used to the fact that if I wanted a cup of tea, I had to get used to boiling my water in a saucepan, like an animal. Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America?
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beato posted:Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America? No. We use apple corers.
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beato posted:Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America? Americans drink COFFEE, which comes from a machine, either in their kitchen, or at a Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw a kettle.
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Kwyndig posted:Americans drink COFFEE, which comes from a machine, either in their kitchen, or at a Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw a kettle. Most people I know have a tea kettle and I'm in backwards rear end Ohio
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beato posted:Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America? We drag our asses across the carpet. Every family I've met has had a tea kettle, though. Sweet tea is too important to the south.
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Apr 10, 2015 13:46
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Kwyndig posted:Americans drink COFFEE, which comes from a machine, either in their kitchen, or at a Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw a kettle. How do you heat the water for you coffee in your own kitchen without a kettle? In a pan or does everyone own an espresso machine? edit: content My friend tried to bake a cake but he mixed up the knob for the oven and the grill. 
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Apr 10, 2015 13:48
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Heat water yourself? Like some kind of animal? No, you put water in the coffee maker and it does the heating. Basic coffee maker is like 
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beato posted:How do you heat the water for you coffee in your own kitchen without a kettle? In a pan or does everyone own an espresso machine?
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Most electric kettles in the UK pull ~2-2.5 kW, which would be close to blowing the circuit breaker in a typical US kitchen (or worse, get them to install a bigger circuit breaker on a circuit that can't actually handle that current and burn their house down). US electric kettles are consequently much more anemic and take longer to actually boil anything.
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beato posted:How do you heat the water for you coffee in your own kitchen without a kettle? In a pan or does everyone own an espresso machine? Most people own one of these things (or did until recently, when better coffee makers started gaining popularity):  But also, almost every home I have been to here in the US has a tea kettle of some kind, but not the electric kind you guys like.
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beato posted:Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America? I have a tea kettle and so do most Americans I've known. You're thinking of tea pots. Most of us throw the boiling water right into our mugs and steep the tea there. Tea pots are too much work for us, especially for a culture so used to instant coffee.
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Ishamael posted:Most people own one of these things (or did until recently, when better coffee makers started gaining popularity): Here's a hint for brits and others: Simply don't put coffee in the coffee maker, run it, and then you have hot water for your tea. 
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Apr 10, 2015 14:07
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Most gas stations also have a hot water nozzle on their coffee makers for tea weirdos. They also usually have a selection of cold teas. And some variety of biscuits. And other stuff that actually tastes good.
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Apr 10, 2015 14:09
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mind the walrus posted:You're thinking of tea pots. Most of us throw the boiling water right into our mugs and steep the tea there. Tea pots are too much work for us, especially for a culture so used to instant coffee. Yeah, that's what where I thought the confusion may have been when I first read that picture, even as a Brit I don't know many people who own/use a teapot other than for decorative purposes.
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Just to be sure, because I'm dense, we're all doing some kind of bizarre joke, right? I mean, WTF is wrong with using the microwave? Does it sap the water of nutrients or something?
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Data Graham posted:Just to be sure, because I'm dense, we're all doing some kind of bizarre joke, right? Well, if you microwave your water exactly the wrong way, it will explode. Kettles don't do that.
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Heat water? I don't know about you poors and slobs, but my kitchen has a faucet that hot water comes straight out of 
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Data Graham posted:Just to be sure, because I'm dense, we're all doing some kind of bizarre joke, right? You risk melting your plastic cup and burn the tag on your tea bag.
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