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Sas
Oct 29, 2014

I think within 10 years we will see the first summit of Everest by a robot.

Then people could rent out a robot over the internet and try to climb Everest.

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ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Sas posted:

I think within 10 years we will see the first summit of Everest by a robot.

Then people could rent out a robot over the internet and try to climb Everest.

This reminds me of how irritated I get with the "Everest Climb" on a loving treadmill thing my gym does.

No, actually "climbing" on a treadmill at sea level isn't even close to the same thing as climbing an 8,000er.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sas posted:

I think within 10 years we will see the first summit of Everest by a robot.

Then people could rent out a robot over the internet and try to climb Everest run over climbers.

Sas
Oct 29, 2014

actually that sounds like it would be more fun.

Sas fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Apr 10, 2015

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Not only do you have to deal with frostbite, no oxygen and exhaustion, now you have to avoid getting shoved off the mountain by a robot controlled by a bored teenager.

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.
K2 winter accent via robot? Does that still count? How long before Everest and K2 are littered with broken down/damaged robots, hydraulic fluid and oil slicks everywhere?

What have you done to the sacred mountains?!

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
Not sure if unthinking climbing machines getting killed by the mountain with gambling, or remote controlled drone pusherbots to shove around the (snow)blind people would more fun.

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

ZombieLenin posted:

This reminds me of how irritated I get with the "Everest Climb" on a loving treadmill thing my gym does.

No, actually "climbing" on a treadmill at sea level isn't even close to the same thing as climbing an 8,000er.

Sounds like we figured out how the Canadian lady was training.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Ursine Asylum posted:

Sounds like we figured out how the Canadian lady was training.

You might be on to something as they have a photo of everyone who "completes" the climb on a wall with a big Everest relief.

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Paramemetic posted:

Not sure if unthinking climbing machines getting killed by the mountain with gambling, or remote controlled drone pusherbots to shove around the (snow)blind people would more fun.

There's an "Everest" ultra marathon here consisting of 24 hours of running up the stairs of 42 floors of the local Marriott (taking the elevator down). The death zone is simulated by cutting off the air conditioning and stinking up the stairwell with sweat of a hundred men.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Cojawfee posted:

Not only do you have to deal with frostbite, no oxygen and exhaustion, now you have to avoid getting shoved off the mountain by a robot controlled by a bored teenager.

A pusher robot... on a mountain!?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A pusher robot... on a mountain!?
At the top of the Hillary Step.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Pierogi posted:

There's an "Everest" ultra marathon here consisting of 24 hours of running up the stairs of 42 floors of the local Marriott (taking the elevator down). The death zone is simulated by cutting off the air conditioning and stinking up the stairwell with sweat of a hundred men.

This sounds insanely stupid.

At least compete in the Barkley 100 fun run if you want to simulate the elevation gain and success rate of an Everest summit.

https://vimeo.com/97270099

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Hermsgervørden posted:

The irony deepens when you consider that land is less likely to ever be used for anything than literally both the north and south poles.

Which is quite a achievement since there is no land at the north pole.

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010

Watched K2: Siren and The Summit. I am glad I watched Siren first as it does a better job of describing the mountain.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
That's true. Siren should be watched first to learn about K2. It mentions the previous year's disaster. Then move on to The Summit to watch everyone die on the mountain.

Gripen5
Nov 3, 2003

'Startocaster' is more fun to say than I expected.

Cojawfee posted:

That's true. Siren should be watched first to learn about K2. It mentions the previous year's disaster. Then move on to The Summit to watch everyone die on the mountain.

I didn't see Siren, but when people mentioned things like the Seracs and bottleneck, even pictures didn't seem to do them justice. The Summit really had some good shots of what it looks like and gives a real feel for the dangers.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

A pusher robot... on a mountain!?

They're here to protect you from the terrible secret of Everest.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Gripen5 posted:

I didn't see Siren, but when people mentioned things like the Seracs and bottleneck, even pictures didn't seem to do them justice. The Summit really had some good shots of what it looks like and gives a real feel for the dangers.

Siren has some great HD shots of seracs and the other features on K2 and does probably a better job of giving you an idea of how steep that mother fucker is.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.
Update from Everest base camp:

quote:

High Number of Everest Climbers Are Ill
15 have been evacuated


In the first week of climbing season on Everest, more than 160 climbers have been evacuated or treated for altitude sickness. That’s a remarkably high rate so early in the season, officials say.

Doctors and officials in the region say that 15 patients, including 11 foreign climbers, were evacuated to Kathmandu, and more than 150 overall have been treated, the Himalayan Times reported. They attribute the spike in altitude sickness to inclement weather.

“Most of the patients complained of altitude sickness, as adverse weather has taken a toll on climbing activities this spring season,” Govind Bashyal, an official at a Feriche-based health center, told the Himalayan Times.

One climber with severe gastrointestinal bleeding was evacuated. Others complained of high altitude pulmonary edema and cerebral edema—swelling caused by excess fluid in tissues. A medical camp set up at Base Camp has received 15 patients in two days, Lakpa Sherpa told the Himalayan Times.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Hopper posted:

Could be interesting. Has anybody ever survived a heart attack/stroke in base camp?

Yes.

Broken Machine posted:

Has anyone mentioned The Man Who Skied Down Everest? In the mid 70s, an insane world-class skier from Japan decided it'd be fun to ski down Lhotse face. He did, and lived to tell about it; it's an interesting film. There was an avalanche that killed a bunch of members of his crew during the ascent to the face, and there's this point where the guy basically says "you know, what the gently caress am I doing, all these people have died just so I can ski down a part of Everest, what a dumb thing to die for" and then he keeps climbing.

I found Miura to be a hateful arsehole for exactly that reason. The scene where him and his mates are trying to talk the Sherpas into staying on the mountain after their friends died sickened me - especially after the events of last year. I would have cheerfully choked the poo poo out of him after that bullshit. And after all that he skii'd for, what, five seconds? And then slid down for like a minute, minute and a half. It wasn't even that interesting a stack. Shane McConkeys tomahawk where he broke his hip and his spine was way more metal and it was on some skii slope in the USA, IIRC.

I would dispute his age record as well, he got carried back down most of the way. He's been up once and assisted down twice.

DPM fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Apr 11, 2015

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

it's pretty remarkable how the tallest mountains in the world are juuuusssstttt short enough to be summited by a human without oxygen. there's just something incredibly coincidental about that.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

wtf this guy in siren is smoking cigarettes

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


Thse aren't Everest related but I thought some of you might get a kick out of them.

Here's a Nat Geo presentation about a group that went to the middle of Antarctica and climbed a random giant rock face. The last half has some great footage, looks like a difficult rear end climb.

I like this a lot. It's a 20 minute long video of two guys climbing the Slovak Direct route on Denali. I know nothing about the route or the mountain for that matter, but the video is great. It looks like a gorgeous climb and the two dudes look like they are just having the times of their lives. I could do without the lovely music, butt gently caress it.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

theflyingexecutive posted:

wtf this guy in siren is smoking cigarettes

Hate that dude so much.

Edit: Whoops was thinking of chain smoking dude from The Summit

Sierra Nevadan
Nov 1, 2010


Denali is awesome! I was lucky enough to land on a glacier and fly around the summit a few times.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

gohuskies posted:

Update from Everest base camp:

I'm quietly confident my death pool call was a good one.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Hunterhr posted:

Would like to watch a hand to hand melee at 7500 meters.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Rondette posted:


Mallory sounds like quite the charming devil who had several older men doting on him in the way that only British schoolmasters could.

:a2m:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Internet Kraken posted:

They're here to protect you from the terrible secret of Everest.

Why do we need robots for that?

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=932

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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According to Graham Hoyland who wrote the book linked a page or so ago, Malory had at least one "affair" with a man when he was at Cambridge--before he met his wife.

That, and reading what some of his male admirers wrote about Malory, there is some truth to that.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ZombieLenin posted:

According to Graham Hoyland who wrote the book linked a page or so ago, Malory had at least one "affair" with a man when he was at Cambridge--before he met his wife.

That, and reading what some of his male admirers wrote about Malory, there is some truth to that.

dont assume the rear end to mouth smiley is ironic

Cliff Racer
Mar 24, 2007

by Lowtax

ZombieLenin posted:

Well I agree and don't. On the one hand they are the people who have lived in that area of Nepal forever, it's their home. If anyone owns the mountain it is the Sherpas; having said that, I believe something like Everest belongs to the collective heritage of humanity and really ought to belong to everyone on the loving planet

There is someone/thing that owns the mountain, the governments of Nepal and China. "The collective heritage of humanity" can gently caress off, this isn't Olympus or Ararat, people didn't even know anything about it until the second half of the 1800s.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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Cliff Racer posted:

There is someone/thing that owns the mountain, the governments of Nepal and China. "The collective heritage of humanity" can gently caress off, this isn't Olympus or Ararat, people didn't even know anything about it until the second half of the 1800s.

Yeah, but that's nationalistic bullshit I don't believe in at all, and it can gently caress off. This isn't the loving 19th century.

Lots of people from all over the world know about, venerate, and leave their bodies on that mountain.

And yes, I understand that in the current iteration of the world, the people who live closest to the mountain are presently exploited. This doesn't change the fact that the mountain in some sense does, and should in reality own these places in common.

They belong to the collective heritage of human beings.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

nationalism shouldn't apply when it's something i want!!!! :qq:

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

Nationalism shouldn't really apply ever. Mount Everest is already included in a UNESCO World Heritage Site if that matters.

ZombieLenin
Sep 6, 2009

"Democracy for the insignificant minority, democracy for the rich--that is the democracy of capitalist society." VI Lenin


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theflyingexecutive posted:

nationalism shouldn't apply when it's something i want!!!! :qq:

Nationalism shouldn't apply ever, under any circumstances.

Edit

^^^ Beaten.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

Cliff Racer posted:

There is someone/thing that owns the mountain

I think death just leases honestly. It's kind of a seasonal place.

Renfield
Feb 29, 2008

CommunistPancake posted:

Nationalism shouldn't really apply ever. Mount Everest is already included in a UNESCO World Heritage Site if that matters.

So is Stonehenge, and they stopped the hippies carving there initials into the stones anyway

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Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Cliff Racer posted:

"The collective heritage of humanity" can gently caress off, this isn't Olympus or Ararat, white people didn't even know anything about it until the second half of the 1800s.

Ftfy

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