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*photos of kansas farm land* enlightened urban goon: lol look at these scared suburbanites not having sidewalks or neighbors nearby
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born on a buy you posted:lubbock is a small town in the middle of nowhere that's only real attractions of ttu and a groundhog habitat. them being sparse and empty makes sense it has a museum with the glasses taken from buddy holly's cooling corpse too
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carry on then posted:lol found their website quote:Architecture Report – Craig Walling in Ed Russell’s absence presented a room addition submitted by never buy a home with an HOA. Townhouse, maybe, house, never.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:58
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Wulfolme posted:cute lol at the one not-dead lawn with perfect borders
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Apr 10, 2015 23:07
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Optimus_Rhyme posted:never buy a home with an HOA. Townhouse, maybe, house, never. you say that until one or more of your neighbors decides to stop giving a gently caress and just pile trash/cars/other junk in their front yard. im outside of city limits aint no code enforcement here but the hoa that is like $600 a year or something. my last house was in a different municipality and there were houses in that neighborhood that straight up may have been abandoned and there was no hoa so no one did anything there are good ones and bad ones, just got to make sure you dont buy in a bad one and/or have social skills to communicate with neighbors
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Apr 10, 2015 23:19
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or just live in a city with ordinance like a sane person
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Apr 10, 2015 23:22
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:or just live in a city with ordinance like a sane person
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caring about property values is an excuse for some of the shittiest behavior people have perpetrated on each other in the last 40-60 years
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Apr 10, 2015 23:23
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Dislike button posted:you say that until one or more of your neighbors decides to stop giving a gently caress and just pile trash/cars/other junk in their front yard. im outside of city limits aint no code enforcement here but the hoa that is like $600 a year or something. my last house was in a different municipality and there were houses in that neighborhood that straight up may have been abandoned and there was no hoa so no one did anything who cares? its not your house
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Apr 10, 2015 23:34
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pr0zac posted:who cares? its not your house thats how zuck and gates got around that problem, by just buying all the surrounding houses if you don't value having some sort of minimum standards for property you may sell one day idk what to tell you. do you have like 12 rusted out cars and 6 couches in your front yard? it's u
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Apr 10, 2015 23:47
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one of my friends lives near marissa meyer's place in palo alto and he told me she bought an old mortuary for more house space and before tearing it down had a halloween party in it http://www.businessinsider.com/marissa-mayer-halloween-party-2014-10
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Apr 10, 2015 23:53
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Dislike button posted:like 12 rusted out cars and 6 couches in your front yard this but also torched w/ gasoline & animal bones strewn around to intimidate trespassers is my dream front yard
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Apr 10, 2015 23:56
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carry on then posted:lol found their website lmao Hidden Manor HOA Board of Directors posted:Compliance Report: Weeds vs. Flowers - Mr. Horne was invited to attend the meeting to discuss weeds vs. flower but chose not to attend. Complaints have been received that one homeowner’s perception of flowers is being challenged. Stan Baltzo presented history and information from the CC&Rs. He reconfirmed that landscape design that infringes on other homeowners yards is out of compliance and is a violation. Plants that grow up through rock/desert landscaping is considered weeds whether it produces a flower or not. Discussion followed and was opened to the public. The consensus was that the plants that flowered in Mr. Horne’s yard are considered weeds and are a violation according to the CC&Rs. Stan reported that BlueSky Management continues to drive through the neighborhood twice each month sending out violation letters when necessary. He reports that homeowners are positively responding to the letters and correcting many of the violations.
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Apr 11, 2015 00:12
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Lenny Nero posted:lmao trash people
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qirex posted:one of my friends lives near marissa meyer's place in palo alto and he told me she bought an old mortuary for more house space and before tearing it down had a halloween party in it she goes all out at Xmas, too
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Apr 11, 2015 00:39
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there's an annual mausoleum party at stanford sir mix a lot dj'd it one year
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Lenny Nero posted:lmao half the photos on their page are plants growing through desert landscaping, god drat. you'd think people that uptight would just have a list of prohibited plants, or approval for anything not on a pre-approved list.
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Apr 11, 2015 01:38
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Lenny Nero posted:lmao i legitimately cannot imagine living a life where i ended up dedicating any percentage of my day to caring about this kind of stuff
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Munkeymon posted:fuckin love that video same!
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Dislike button posted:you say that until one or more of your neighbors decides to stop giving a gently caress and just pile trash/cars/other junk in their front yard. im outside of city limits aint no code enforcement here but the hoa that is like $600 a year or something. my last house was in a different municipality and there were houses in that neighborhood that straight up may have been abandoned and there was no hoa so no one did anything you're a huge human being.
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Citizen Tayne posted:you're a huge human being.
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stop talking to urself
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Apr 11, 2015 02:08
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if you choose to live outside city limits, be prepared to deal with the downsides of ~property freedom~ and shut the gently caress up if it doesn't go your way.
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Apr 11, 2015 02:10
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Citizen Tayne posted:if you choose to live outside city limits shut the gently caress up
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agreed and cant wait for someone to come in and "pwn" us "cityslickers" with a wise old country saying
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(thats actually a retarded platitude but whos counting)
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Citizen Tayne posted:the exclusion of sidewalks is an extremely intentional segregation measure. this reminds me that the Atlanta Braves are moving to an Atlanta suburb and the county very explicitly said they don't want it to be used as an excuse to extend the train line up there because then black people would have access to Cobb county
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Apr 11, 2015 02:21
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Citizen Tayne posted:you're a huge human being.
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Apr 11, 2015 02:27
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Apr 11, 2015 02:31
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if your neighbor has cars on blocks and a busted dryer in his front yard, steal a chicken. if he keepts it up? poison his dogs. he done still got keepin them mess up in there? murder his family. country livin'
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Apr 11, 2015 02:47
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remember when Glenn Danzig had all those bricks in his yard and he got mad and threw them in a dumpster?
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born on a buy you posted:lubbock is a small town in the middle of nowhere that's only real attractions of ttu and a groundhog habitat. them being sparse and empty makes sense i went to ttu and: 100% confirm.
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Dislike button posted:you say that until one or more of your neighbors decides to stop giving a gently caress and just pile trash/cars/other junk in their front yard. im outside of city limits aint no code enforcement here but the hoa that is like $600 a year or something. my last house was in a different municipality and there were houses in that neighborhood that straight up may have been abandoned and there was no hoa so no one did anything mmm, suburban freeman-on-the-cul-de-sac gets his balls crushed by the invisible hand gimme a minute to crank out a tear
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Moist von Lipwig posted:remember when Glenn Danzig had all those bricks in his yard and he got mad and threw them in a dumpster? this is one of my favorite glenn danzig stories
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Apr 11, 2015 03:18
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same! http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/hope-story-danzig-true
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Smythe posted:if your neighbor has cars on blocks and a busted dryer in his front yard, steal a chicken. if he keepts it up? poison his dogs. he done still got keepin them mess up in there? murder his family. country livin' you can lead a horse to water but inevitably it's going to drown itself and possibly you as well
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the really disgusting thing about HOAs is the various groups that make bank running, advising, and managing them have convinced/bribed various municipalities and counties to require them for all new planned developments. also if you want to piss off you HOA get a amateur radio license and put up a tower. the FCC have put their foot down that HOAs can't do jack poo poo to ban them and it makes the HOAs so loving mad to be told "no".
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Shifty Pony posted:the really disgusting thing about HOAs is the various groups that make bank running, advising, and managing them have convinced/bribed various municipalities and counties to require them for all new planned developments. alternately, mount one of those old fashioned 2+ meter wide satellite dishes for weird free to satellite tv. cuz the FCC also says those are a-ok and an hoa/landlord/whatever can only prevent you putting one up if they provide an alternate means to get the same programming
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