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LCL-Dead posted:I don't know what's happening so I'll likely keep digging my hole. <3
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Apr 10, 2015 14:40
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Anyone care to clue me in?
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LCL-Dead posted:Anyone care to clue me in? I've inquired about some goons before but on imgur, not Term. Lance. A bit too many motards for me.
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Apr 10, 2015 14:54
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I feel like I could make millions by setting up a convenience store outside a base with a drive through, charging double prices for everything at the window to everyone unless they were in uniform. Soccer mom in a hurry? Screw you lady that diet coke is now $5. Some poor bastard in the ugly pajamas? Regular price, thank you for
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Apr 10, 2015 15:25
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LCL-Dead posted:I don't know what's happening so I'll likely keep digging my hole. <3 You'll keep getting your holes dug into, no worries 
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Apr 10, 2015 15:43
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Icon Of Sin posted:You'll keep getting your holes dug into, no worries Don't threaten me with a good time.
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Apr 10, 2015 15:56
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LCL-Dead posted:Anyone care to clue me in? Awhile back there was someone claiming to be a SOF marine, going so far as to sign one of his posts ~an SOF marine. Eventually he got outed hardcore as having never served and was a brit (or he faked the accent) iirc. The most hilarious/wtf thing is he would bitch on here about stupid poo poo like mypay and such. He liked banging trannies though. The day he got outed was pretty loving funny. EDIT: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3551832 Here you go, forums user IDR. LordNad fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 17:06
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Might have to get the archive upgrade for that. I'm just a dude who got medically retired as a Lance and then went to work on a government internship. My platoon was basically glorified highway patrol in Iraq and that's about it. The boredom made for some funny moments with the various idiots we encountered though, which I like to share when I remember them.
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Apr 10, 2015 17:39
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Deployment is one long boredom fest where you come up with
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Apr 10, 2015 18:40
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Wasabi the J posted:im gay. but I only enlisted in the national guard so I'm like, bi-curious. 
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Apr 10, 2015 18:58
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Willy Pete posted:We all volunteered to live and shower with other men. We're all gay. This. I never thought I would be comfortable being naked, having a conversation with another naked dude I know. Army changes lives.
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Apr 10, 2015 19:05
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Soulex posted:This. I never thought I would be comfortable being naked, having a conversation with another naked dude I know. Army changes lives. As ashamed as I am to admit it, a guy who's now very good friends with my wife and I, his wife as well, bowed up on me in the shower at bootcamp when I told the group he was with to shut the gently caress up so that the DI's wouldn't come gently caress with us. We almost got chest to chest, naked, before realizing what we were doing and laughing it off. Then the DI's came and hosed us up.
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Apr 10, 2015 19:16
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No shame. I almost got into a fist fight about toilet paper in basic. Fucker wouldn't give me any in the stall next to him and he had three rolls.
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Apr 10, 2015 19:22
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Soulex posted:No shame. I almost got into a fist fight about toilet paper in basic. Fucker wouldn't give me any in the stall next to him and he had three rolls. To be frank that's as good a reason I've ever heard to beat the poo poo out of someone. You don't gently caress around with toilet paper.
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Apr 10, 2015 20:11
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Soulex posted:No shame. I almost got into a fist fight about toilet paper in basic. Fucker wouldn't give me any in the stall next to him and he had three rolls. Beach Bum posted:To be frank that's as good a reason I've ever heard to beat the poo poo out of someone. You don't gently caress around with toilet paper. Situations like that warrant using his pillow case and giving him the pink eye. What a loving prick.
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Apr 10, 2015 20:30
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When standing in line for lunch my pen died right in the first couple letters of my signature, the only other guy from my flight still in line was the result of a union between a black airman and some variety of Asian mail order bride/juicy girl. He was a flaky rear end in a top hat who the majority of the flight despised already, but I figured he'd help me out. Fucker says "Sucks to be you", and walks away. Thankfully one of the DFAC workers bailed me out or I'd probably have ended up as part of some TI's dumb game. Later when I confronted fucko about this in front of others he first denied it, then somebody else chimed in to tell him that they'd heard what he said. At that point he held his hand out like he was trying to hide from me behind it and launched into something along the lines of "Shut up, just stop, gently caress you!", then walked away. That was probably the closest I came to hitting someone in basic. He was also some really religious weirdo. He'd launch into gospel renditions while taking a dump.
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Apr 10, 2015 20:57
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Apr 10, 2015 21:23
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They made us carry them. From what I recall there was some dumb poo poo about how you were only supposed to have one, and they'd dump out your stupid zipper bag/satchel to make sure you didn't have anything you weren't supposed to. I accidentally left one in my pocket when it went through the wash one time and hosed up some other guy's uniforms a little bit, but miraculously didn't get any on mine. I threw it away before they got around to doing the witch hunt for the perpetrator.
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Apr 10, 2015 21:28
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I remember now having one in my satchel. I thought you had one in your pocket or something.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:00
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Willy Pete posted:We all volunteered to live and shower with other men. We're all gay. i've told this story before, but a guy in basic training shaved another guy's rear end crack for him, hole and all, so they the dude would be clean shaven when he saw his wife.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:01
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Cole posted:i've told this story before, but a guy in basic training shaved another guy's rear end crack for him, hole and all, so they the dude would be clean shaven when he saw his wife. About 15 idiots shaved their dicks together on the last day boot. Thankfully it was easy to figure out who had to go back and clean up the mess.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:02
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LingcodKilla posted:About 15 idiots shaved their dicks together on the last day boot. Thankfully it was easy to figure out who had to go back and clean up the mess. i don't think shaving your own nutsack is the same as shaving another dude's rear end in a top hat
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Apr 10, 2015 22:03
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Cole posted:i don't think shaving your own nutsack is the same as shaving another dude's rear end in a top hat Oh not at all. But doing with with 15 other guys in the shower at the same time is.... well pretty gay but not quite as gay as shaving each other. Gay gay gay.
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Cojawfee posted:I remember now having one in my satchel. I thought you had one in your pocket or something.
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Apr 10, 2015 22:59
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Casimir Radon posted:I think they had us put them in our arm pen holder. I've successfully blocked out a lot of this. i got yelled at by my first squad leader for having pens in my sleeves. INFANTRY DOESN'T DO THAT PUT THAT poo poo IN YOUR loving POCKET i was really happy when that guy got relieved.
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Apr 10, 2015 23:16
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Cole posted:i don't think shaving your own nutsack is the same as shaving another dude's rear end in a top hat Cole posted:i've told this story before, but a guy in basic training shaved another guy's rear end crack for him, hole and all, so they the dude would be clean shaven when he saw his wife. Fister Ardennes fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Apr 10, 2015 |
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Apr 10, 2015 23:21
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Willy Pete posted:That's the kind of guy you want in your foxhole. I don't think I ever trusted anyone in any of my units to do anything like that
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Apr 10, 2015 23:22
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Willy Pete posted:That's the kind of guy you want in your foxhole. Booblord Zagats posted:I don't think I ever trusted anyone in any of my units to do anything like that are both of these posts about anal sex?
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Apr 10, 2015 23:25
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Cole posted:are both of these posts about anal sex?
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Apr 10, 2015 23:31
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Soulex posted:No shame. I almost got into a fist fight about toilet paper in basic. Fucker wouldn't give me any in the stall next to him and he had three rolls. He couldn't spare a square?
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Apr 10, 2015 23:36
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Derek Dominoe posted:He couldn't spare a square? Not a square to spare.
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Apr 10, 2015 23:56
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Marine Fites: Some CLIC weiner told me 1stSgt was bitching about my section's stuff being stored on the shelves in the briefing room. The only poo poo on it was the other squad's feel-good community relations goodies and I don't clean other people's poo poo so I threw their crayons, coloring books, and sack of tea into the burn pit. Kept the cookies for me and mine. When their Sgt found out he got real mad and pushed me down the stairs. I gave the cookies back because I realized I hadn't been very chill about the whole thing. HQ Plt trying to drive hateful wedges of beautification between us.
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LordNad posted:Awhile back there was someone claiming to be a SOF marine, going so far as to sign one of his posts ~an SOF marine. Eventually he got outed hardcore as having never served and was a brit (or he faked the accent) iirc. The most hilarious/wtf thing is he would bitch on here about stupid poo poo like mypay and such. He liked banging trannies though. No, the funniest thing was that in the middle of that mess, it came out that he had a serious thing for trannies, and trans porn had been filmed in his loving apartment/bedroom. I bought his story because he bitched about the right things...the one that stuck with me was that he accurately complained about mypay.
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Apr 11, 2015 03:22
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The fanfic thread we had for him is probably one of the best threads I've ever read. quote:gently caress ME HARDER SPACE human being
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Godholio posted:I bought his story because he bitched about the right things...the one that stuck with me was that he accurately complained about mypay. Icon Of Sin posted:The fanfic thread we had for him is probably one of the best threads I've ever read.
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Apr 11, 2015 15:15
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Godholio posted:I bought his story because he bitched about the right things...the one that stuck with me was that he accurately complained about mypay. This is what I still can't wrap my head around. The intricate details and effort he put into it. Icon Of Sin posted:The fanfic thread we had for him is probably one of the best threads I've ever read. Please link this.
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Apr 11, 2015 15:31
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It's not all that hard to ape a group of people. He would just have to go to some military forum and see that people are complaining about mypay. Even without access, there are lots of images of what it looks like on google. As long as no one asked any really detailed questions, he could easily get away with complaining about mypay. Extrapolate that out for any other things military people complain about and you could easily pretend to be in the military as long as no one dug too deep into it. It just makes it more sad because of all the research he'd have to do.
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Apr 11, 2015 15:39
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The point is that the extra chromosome implied by seeking Internet attention for military service normally precludes high-effort research projects.
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